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Offline ArysOakheart

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Going "Rogue"
« on: March 31, 2013, 01:47:12 am »
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For too long have I sat in the horrendous fief of Shitulus. For too long I have watched countless neckbeards roam our lands, attacking innocent folk who only seek freedom and love.  I have brought forth the beard trimmers on my own accord. I am going "rogue"

From here on out I answer to nothing and no one, save the sweet siren song of alcohol.
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Re: Going "Rogue"
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2013, 03:49:45 am »
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Now, this is a story all about how

His life got flipped-turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute

Just sit right there

I'll tell you how he became the elder of a slum then decided to go rogue


The Nova Uslum Tapestry: ArysOakheart and the Secret of the Booze

For many years ArysOakheart was the owner of a shining mud village upon a hill called Fisdnar and used it as the base for many adventures.  These excellent adventures made the gods so jelly they took his village away and permabanished him to a new world that didn't have a Fisdnar.

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There was much injustice and neckbeardery in this new world, so he started boozing.

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One day while out boozing on the tundra he stumbled upon a terrible thing.  Some Fallen brigade members under the banner of the Free Companies of Calradia had attacked a peaceful caravan on it's way to Shulus.

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ArysOakheart had just enough booze in him to know what he needed to do.

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First he rallied the free peasants and his mighty champion sumpter steed Betsy.

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He then stumbled over to the haunted KUTT burial grounds and raised an army of ghost soldiers.

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And with his new army at his back, he set out to trim some neckbeards.  For glory, for freedom, for proper grooming of facial hair.

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To be continued....

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« Last Edit: March 31, 2013, 09:08:49 pm by Knute »

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Re: Going "Rogue"
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2013, 04:02:05 am »
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The peasant kings begin to crack one by one. We are witnessing the demise of the empire of the free peasants. All will fall to ruin... Their sumpters will starve and rot, their pitchforks will rust and crumble, their felt hats and linen tunics will be put to fire; not even a straw hat will remain.
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Re: Going "Rogue"
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2013, 04:14:31 am »
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The peasant kings begin to crack one by one. We are witnessing the demise of the empire of the free peasants. All will fall to ruin... Their sumpters will starve and rot, their pitchforks will rust and crumble, their felt hats and linen tunics will be put to fire; not even a straw hat will remain.

It's too late, i've already created my iron coated straw hats!
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Re: Going "Rogue"
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2013, 07:34:35 am »
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These peasants will learn that they should have stayed in their field!

We shall drink from their skulls!!!

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Re: Going "Rogue"
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2013, 07:46:14 am »
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These peasants will learn that they should have stayed in their field!

We shall drink from their skulls!!!

 :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

If you drink from my skull, I have such massive wetbrain, you will get drunk. :?
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Re: Going "Rogue"
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2013, 07:53:09 am »
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Less talking, more raiding!
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Re: Going "Rogue"
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2013, 08:23:35 am »
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So....the free peasants are attacking FCC....?

This is bound to not end with the free peasants resembling a pink paste :3
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Re: Going "Rogue"
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2013, 08:25:12 am »
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The peasant kings begin to crack one by one. We are witnessing the demise of the empire of the free peasants. All will fall to ruin... Their sumpters will starve and rot, their pitchforks will rust and crumble, their felt hats and linen tunics will be put to fire; not even a straw hat will remain.

GASP! This cannot be. I will take the felt caps in my protection.

I will make a felt cap throne with the remains.
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Re: Going "Rogue"
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2013, 08:30:26 am »
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So....the free peasants are attacking FCC....?

This is bound to not end with the free peasants resembling a pink paste :3

Hue hue, we aren't as easily hated as you folk. We have booze on our side.
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Re: Going "Rogue"
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2013, 08:37:33 am »
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Re: Going "Rogue"
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2013, 08:44:46 am »
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There is a saying in my homeland... "a farmer's scythe may cut the grain, but it will break against hardened steel."

Hopefully after this battle these farmers will better know their place...
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Re: Going "Rogue"
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2013, 09:05:41 am »
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There is a saying in my homeland... "a farmer's scythe may cut the grain, but it will break against hardened steel."

Hopefully after this battle these farmers will better know their place...

Your steel shall fall upon the mighty trident. May it pierce your steel and enter the region of your neckbard. May it find the weakness in the joints of your armor. May our -3 warhorses trample you back to carbon.
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Re: Going "Rogue"
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2013, 10:01:15 am »
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So he joining hre?  :mrgreen:
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Re: Going "Rogue"
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2013, 01:47:47 pm »
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One would think all of Remnant would side with Arys on this on this one.  Of course, this isn't the case.

Just trying to stoke the fire.