Now, this is a story all about how
His life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how he became the elder of a slum then decided to go rogueThe Nova Uslum Tapestry: ArysOakheart and the Secret of the BoozeFor many years ArysOakheart was the owner of a shining mud village upon a hill called Fisdnar and used it as the base for many adventures. These excellent adventures made the gods so jelly they took his village away and permabanished him to a new world that didn't have a Fisdnar.
There was much injustice and neckbeardery in this new world, so he started boozing.
One day while out boozing on the tundra he stumbled upon a terrible thing. Some Fallen brigade members under the banner of the Free Companies of Calradia had attacked a peaceful caravan on it's way to Shulus.
ArysOakheart had
just enough booze in him to know what he needed to do.
(start music before going any further)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwer1CiteBgFirst he rallied the free peasants and his mighty champion sumpter steed Betsy.
He then stumbled over to the haunted KUTT burial grounds and raised an army of ghost soldiers.
And with his new army at his back, he set out to trim some neckbeards. For glory, for freedom, for proper grooming of facial hair.
To be continued....
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