Successful Liberation of Fimbulvetr lands

[Turboflex]

The devious crusaders and their coalition who invaded our fair lands opportunistically have been crushed and routed. All fiefs previously occupied by these knaves have been restored to the Confederacy of Fimbulvetr. I warned you when this began that you erred grievously in your calculation to attack us, now ye poltroons shall come to understand my message the hard way.

We'd like to thank our friends within the Free Companies of Calradia, with whom we have a shared enemy in these crusader curs, also victims of their perfidy. Mutual trust and their competence produced the coordinated campaign that was so successful. We'd also like to thank the mercernaries who answered the call to arms and fought so spiritedly within our ranks, with victorious results.

Payment of service has been slow, but will be forthcoming shortly.

Upcoming payment for 03/27 Zagush battle:

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Muse_of_Chaos   1,528
ROHYPNOL   1,548
Remnant_HoneyDew   1,104
Teutonic_Hochmeister_Wesley   1,308
Jrab_The_Arab   816
Teutonic_Skinyacht   1,010
Mars_Frostwolf   720
Warcs   715
Ostulor_of_Chaos   729
Kiwi_of_Chaos   702
Remnant_dynamike   610
KbW_Require_MB   2000
Remnant_Noodles   1000
Paladin_Khmer_CG   625
FFC_9Finger_MB   342
Gawagiliglue   354
Saxton_IX   257
Kartoffeln_of_Chaos   262
Ascalon   330
JABONRA_Egan   175
Remnant_Maeday   185
Desire_of_Chaos   805
JesusChrist   175
JABONRA_Rubes   97
GODQUEEN_PARTYGIRL_OF_BIRD   475
Teutonic_Elver   95

Upcoming payment for 03/25 Zagush battle:

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Remnant_Noodles   1599
 ROHYPNOL   1691
 Remnant_ManOfWar   1602
 Mars_Frostwolf   1312
 Ostulor_of_Chaos   1252
 Teutonic_Hochmeister_Wesley   1225
 Negga   891
 Fallen_Ramses   816
 Kartoffeln_of_Chaos   580
 Pup   536
 Gawagiliglue   586
 HG_Guard_Draeth   455
 Ascalon   574
 Teutonic_Skinyacht   487
 Saxton_IX   340
 JABONRA_Egan   260
 Sparvico   220
 Fallen_Ash   156
 LLJK_NaughtPrimary   212
 Meat_Grinder_Rape_Machine   133
 Kampi   96
 Knitler_HRE   145
 Havelle_Badshot_Cocksucker   82
 Wolves_QuisUtDeus   69

Upcoming battle for 03/25 field battle:

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KbW_Require_MB   866
 RJ_KUTT   415
 Hobb_Lord_of_TKoV   405
 Remnant_Trisection_Ramza   434
 Negga   377
 Canary_Of_Chaos   295
 JABONRA_Mr_Pibb   204
 Commando_Bilbo   175
  Warcs   175
 Pup   147
 BigSandwich   138
 Muki   138
 Canuck   92
 JesusChrist   118
 Remnant_Sauce   105
 Ascalon   87
 Im_Gay   87
 JABONRA_Rubes   87
 Remnant_Juggernaut   78
 Teutonic_Halbbruder_Holiday   85
 Kiwi_of_Chaos   113
 Tzadik_Oggrinsky   92
 Shotgoon   61
 Kampi   48
 Meat_Grinder_Rape_Machine   38

Upcoming payment for 03/20 Kedelke defence

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_Praetor_   317
 Akane   278
 Ascalon   310
 BlackFist_King_LeMikz   219
 Centi   142
 Deserter_Latvian_SUPERMAN   445
 Frodo_T_Baggins_ATS   441
 Ghuraba_Zox_Fury   415
 Jony_HRE   160
 Merc_DaveUKR   560
 Merc_Haboe   105
 Merc_SirCymro_Welsh_Rebel   346
 Motoko   90
 Nord_Fullcream   129
 Nukie   77
 Papasmurf_FIDLGB   155
 SOF_Dimm76   225
 SoW_Balls_MB   316
 Teutonic_Halbbruder_Holiday   569
 Teutonic_Hochmeister_Wesley   1,310
 Teutonic_Rhadagast_DK   563
 Teutonic_Skinyacht   456
 Teutonic_Working_Class   92
 Waffle_of_Roma   413
 WallacePISSPANTSBRD   336
 Wolves_Otto   316
 Wolves_QuisUtDeus   74

If I missed any non-allied mercs who wish a payment for service rendered let me know and this will be corrected.

[Goretooth]

The nords got beat? where they at?

[Sandersson Jankins]

I will be contacting top-performing mercenaries that have fought for our confederacy consistently and effectively for payment in cRPG gold. Check your cRPG site messages in the next few days, and we'll negotiate your payment. We've been lucky enough to get some damned fine mercenaries that have fought for us time and again. Many of you have listened to orders quickly and completely, while fighting with your teammates first in your mind. Many of you have also gone commando with your friends and completely devastated the enemy auxiliary units and equipment. Almost all of our consistent fighters have been an absolute pleasure to internet-warrior with.

Among the internet sellswords that stand out in my mind the most:

Negga+friends for reliable, effective fighters that don't clog the teamspeak with frivilous talk
Ascalon for amazing fighting and never being wrong about anything he's said in battle for as long as I can remember
HoC Warborn, Bonesaw, Polarbear, and others for being reliable and effective and doing anything requested of them without fail
Murder Boner 9Finger, RookieGladiator, Require, MapleSyrup, Lorden, Balls, TokenShitty and others for being a fucking wrecking-ball of fuck-shit that I can hurl at the enemy flanks or rear
Fallen Dach, UnholyRolyPoly, Zildjian for being solid fighters and Dach for assisting with engineering greatly
Remnant Sauce, Noodles, Dynamike, Warcs and others for being the damn best collection of fighters I've seen (And damnit noodles I'll never take you off my roster, stop fretting babe)
Canary, Malaclypse, Ostulur, and any other choas scum for being just as good as remnant but also willing to do the shit job of guarding spawn
Dbrookz, Kesh, Miggy, Vick, Bale, Snoop, Matey and any other FCC for being topshots if ranged and brutal in melee, and special thanks to Kesh for being my handy strat encyclopedia
TKoV Syls, Tristran, Hobb, and all others for being reliable murder machines
Wesley, Holiday, Skinboat, and other Teutonics for getting amazing KAY DEES (mostly wesley on the KD bit, like holy fuck last battle he was like 20-2 as infantry at one point)

Naturally, Raven and Dracul are fucking solid and amazing as well.

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Sorry if this gets old, I just like to tug on people's internet dicks. See my sig

[Duster]

You are paying rubes too much, according to my calculations he actually owes you 471 gold.

[oprah_winfrey]

I don't need any payment. I did pretty shitty in both battles.

[Wesleysnipes]

Glad you guys got those scums! An offensive would be interesting. Thanks for the great battles.

[BaleOhay]

Teutonics for getting amazing KAY DEES (mostly wesley on the KD bit, like holy fuck last battle he was like 20-2 as infantry at one point)

and wesley for stealing all my kills after i do all the damage. Sneaky two handed heros!

But I will be happy to have you fighting to my right on any rooftop we can find from here on out

[dynamike]

But I will be happy to have you fighting to my right on any rooftop we can find from here on out

And if we ever lose the rooftop I'll gladly cav-charge up the ladder again and win it back 

[Sandersson Jankins]

And if we ever lose the rooftop I'll gladly cav-charge up the ladder again and win it back 

That shit was the funniest. Had me in stitches, man.

[Aztek]

Grats on taking back your lands, You had the gods on your side this round, We just pray for those poor kittens! Hopefully with digglez away and the ravens in charge they will be able to enjoy their newly cut grass and play toys, and we hope no more lose their lives in the name of war.

[Havelle]

And if we ever lose the rooftop I'll gladly cav-charge up the ladder again and win it back 

I think I shot your horse

Sorry !

[Artyem]

Grats on taking back your lands, You had the gods on your side this round, We just pray for those poor kittens! Hopefully with digglez away and the ravens in charge they will be able to enjoy their newly cut grass and play toys, and we hope no more lose their lives in the name of war.

Fuck no, say goodbye to your peaceful steppe neighborhoods, I'm about to burn them to do the ground as retribution for the crimes you and your people committed in our lands.

YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED

[Duster]

Fuck no, say goodbye to your peaceful steppe neighborhoods, I'm about to burn them to do the ground as retribution for the crimes you and your people committed in our lands.

YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED

No balls you won't

[Aztek]

Fuck no, say goodbye to your peaceful steppe neighborhoods, I'm about to burn them to do the ground as retribution for the crimes you and your people committed in our lands.

YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED

FCC are going to let you ride on their coat tails a little longer are they?... 

(And here I thought we could keep things civil)

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lol, Kidding, I know its all in good fun.

[Keshian]

FCC are going to let you ride on their coat tails a little longer are they?... 

(And here I thought we could keep things civil)

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lol, Kidding, I know its all in good fun.

???  They won most of their large battles and had great overall k/ds - we were busy fighting the chinese.