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Offline Goretooth

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Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2013, 09:45:26 am »
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??  We cant see his nighttime with him inside a fief.
Like I care?  :lol:
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Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2013, 10:43:11 am »
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Like I care?  :lol:

Didnt say you did, just sounded like you didnt understand.
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Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2013, 12:48:07 pm »
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most of us actually work and need to go to work.

Now I'm sure you'll have something for this, but for someone who "works" as much as you do.. you seem to show up to just about EVERY big battle.. NA or EU everyday.

Idk how you manage that.. must get paid to play CRPG.

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Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
« Reply #18 on: March 04, 2013, 01:16:59 pm »
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Now I'm sure you'll have something for this, but for someone who "works" as much as you do.. you seem to show up to just about EVERY big battle.. NA or EU everyday.

Idk how you manage that.. must get paid to play CRPG.

Contract work.
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Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
« Reply #19 on: March 04, 2013, 01:18:51 pm »
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I guess that makes sense. Since we know all the hosp men are virgins it would add up the women are as well.

Regardless of were my allegiances are, this was pretty funny.

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Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
« Reply #20 on: March 04, 2013, 05:06:15 pm »
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herpa derp you all know my nighttime setting from when you attacked dirigh aban. Less whine. kthxbye



Thanks for showing up mercs! Was a good brattle =D The virgins are pleased with this outcome.

Payments should come soon. =)
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Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
« Reply #21 on: March 04, 2013, 05:30:07 pm »
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herpa derp you all know my nighttime setting from when you attacked dirigh aban. Less whine. kthxbye



Thanks for showing up mercs! Was a good brattle =D The virgins are pleased with this outcome.

Payments should come soon. =)
I only got twenty kills, but my score was like 600 when I had to leave with thirty five minutes left!! So I tried my bestest.
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Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
« Reply #22 on: March 04, 2013, 09:23:49 pm »
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Regardless of were my allegiances are, this was pretty funny.

haha Az did not find it funny unfortunately. I thought it was a good joke.
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Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
« Reply #23 on: March 04, 2013, 09:25:48 pm »
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Sign up for the free companies of calradia and you can have as many virgins as you want after the battle.  Which side do you want to fight on?
Hospitallers, I don't wanna fuck one of your virgins who is totally not a multiaccount.
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Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
« Reply #24 on: March 04, 2013, 09:28:47 pm »
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Hospitallers, I don't wanna fuck one of your virgins who is totally not a multiaccount.

way to completely miss the joke Zilsch. Let me explain it for you, in easy to follow steps!
1. Hospitallers said "come protect or virgins"
2. Kesh suggested that taking the castle would mean getting access to the virgins the hospitallers are protecting.
3. Bale asserted that for the women of the village to be virgins, so too must the men.
4. so it could be implied that if you took the castle, you could have the hospitallers themselves are your prize!

congrats! now you too can understand the joke!

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Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
« Reply #25 on: March 04, 2013, 09:46:08 pm »
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sad when you have to explain out the joke to the slow kids in class
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Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
« Reply #26 on: March 04, 2013, 09:58:40 pm »
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Hospitallers, I don't wanna fuck one of your virgins who is totally not a multiaccount.
They multi account? news to me  :lol:
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Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
« Reply #27 on: March 04, 2013, 11:09:53 pm »
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They multi account? news to me  :lol:

Yeah, Goretooth is right, i'm pretty sure hospitallers don't multiaccount
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Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
« Reply #28 on: March 04, 2013, 11:16:02 pm »
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Thanks to all the awesome EU support we had.  You guys rocked the place!   I think we had some of the best players in the game on our side at that castle.

Sure am glad that we have a lot of friends on both sides of the pond.  :D

Special thanks to Arowaine and Kellie for setting up a lot of the roster.  Don't think I was alert enough to do it without ya.
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Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
« Reply #29 on: March 05, 2013, 01:21:30 am »
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Yeah, Goretooth is right, i'm pretty sure hospitallers don't multiaccount
we kick out cheaters maybe fcc should do the same.
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