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Saddest/Worst CRPG Moments
« on: February 17, 2013, 04:03:22 am »
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Here's a spinoff thread based on the happy good-feels one that has been going for a while now. What terrible things have you done? Do you feel guilty for baiting that peasant to duel you then absolutely slaughtering them? Did you fuck up that end-of-round fight and teamkill your last ally?

Recently, I bought a construction site and learned how to build shit on the duel server. The next strat battle, someone yelled in teamspeak "go go build weapon racks build siege towers just build shit!" and I vehemently started a small siege tower. After getting it up to 25 or so materials added, the commander said "WITCHCRAFT what are you building? Destroy that C site! We aren't making a siege tower!"

I was devastated. Too eager to build a thing, and shot down.  :oops:

So, what's your most embarassing moment in CRPG?
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Re: Saddest/Worst CRPG Moments
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2013, 04:28:58 am »
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fuck them , let your creativity go and build an healing tent over a siege tower next time !
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Re: Saddest/Worst CRPG Moments
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2013, 05:30:21 am »
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one time i play a crpg with 5x and i win  a lot

then some day i need to poop but i am 5x and can not go

so i poop in my under ware and i smell very bad

they say leg you are great you win us a game!

but they dont know my shame
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Re: Saddest/Worst CRPG Moments
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2013, 05:33:00 am »
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one time i play a crpg with 5x and i win  a lot

then some day i need to poop but i am 5x and can not go

so i poop in my under ware and i smell very bad

they say leg you are great you win us a game!

but they dont know my shame

/thread. lock it.
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Re: Saddest/Worst CRPG Moments
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2013, 05:36:08 am »
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one time i play a crpg with 5x and i win  a lot

then some day i need to poop but i am 5x and can not go

so i poop in my under ware and i smell very bad

they say leg you are great you win us a game!

but they dont know my shame

The rest of this thread is going to suck because nothing will top this.

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Re: Saddest/Worst CRPG Moments
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2013, 07:15:22 am »
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Every time when I try to help and kill my teammate instead.  :(

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Re: Saddest/Worst CRPG Moments
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2013, 07:25:46 am »
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In my first strat battle ever, I was unarmored (something I still do religiously in battle and siege but no longer do in strat, because of this story). In the first, I don't know, seven minutes of the battle, while both teams' infantry was just holding in a shield-wall, ranged was having at it and cav was riding around the edge of the whole field looking for each other/stragglers, I died to archer fire about 20 times.

The whole team had either 1 or 0 deaths, and I had 20.
I later got a few kills when the infantry walls finally clashed, but it didn't make up for the shame.
I wish it had been a town siege, so that I could put a small tattoo on my body-texture that says "remember ___", with 20 little hashmarks. It would help me strive to be an even more devoted strat maniac.


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Re: Saddest/Worst CRPG Moments
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2013, 09:01:58 am »
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i pooped

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Re: Saddest/Worst CRPG Moments
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2013, 09:11:12 am »
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This is now poop thread. Pop Warner football tight whites. Go.
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Re: Saddest/Worst CRPG Moments
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2013, 09:24:14 am »
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Overhead turn nerf on 1h weapons.
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Re: Saddest/Worst CRPG Moments
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2013, 09:36:54 am »
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Decided to go in light gear and without helmet. Next I ambushed well armoured Templar_Osiris when he had his weapon sheathed as he was trying to punch some of my teammates. He got hit but he chambered the next one and all in all hit me 3 times in the face and I died. I had full hp with 6IF and 24 str  :oops:

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Re: Saddest/Worst CRPG Moments
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2013, 09:38:37 am »
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Every time a 2h stabs my eye out with the hilt of their weapon  :cry:
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Re: Saddest/Worst CRPG Moments
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2013, 09:41:50 am »
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1vs5 situation, we're gonna rape the poor guy and keep our x5, but suddenly a wild kapikulu appears (he's on our side) and tks all 5 of us. Well we all rape m so he also gets kicked and the last "poor" guy actually wins..
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Re: Saddest/Worst CRPG Moments
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2013, 09:46:13 am »
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1vs5 situation, we're gonna rape the poor guy and keep our x5, but suddenly a wild kapikulu appears (he's on our side) and tks all 5 of us. Well we all rape m so he also gets kicked and the last "poor" guy actually wins..

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Re: Saddest/Worst CRPG Moments
« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2013, 09:49:52 am »
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Everytime an arrow hits me is a sad moment.
And now he can't play because of "common sense" and he doesn't understand how this common sense works
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