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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2013, 06:54:32 pm »
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2013, 07:01:46 pm »
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Biggus -Axeuss
people are like potatoes, they come in different shapes and sizes and they all are beautifull
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2013, 07:05:38 pm »
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A real manly man like that needs a manly axe! Foe-Render sounds manly.


Rock on, manly man!
I'm not normal and I don't pretend so, my approach is pretty much a bomb crescendo.
Death is a fun way to pass the time though, several little bullets moving in staccato.
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2013, 07:07:28 pm »
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Name it even manlier:
Fist
there is nothing manlier then beating opponents with bare hands!

Or you could name it after you wife,
supposing you have one.

Like in DSA where there was an axe named Skraja(throwing axe :P).
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2013, 07:10:37 pm »
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What about "The Axe"?

There are lots of axes, many of them really good. But compared to THAT beast.... they are nothing.

There are many axes but only one Axe.
This game isn't about being skillful as much as its about saying things in general chat that enrage people who then go to murder you but in their rage they make dumb mistakes which gets them killed.
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2013, 07:12:15 pm »
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Thoughts from these first few:

My wife's name is Ursula, which is actually pretty bad-ass in this context...

Foe-render is good too - good verb.

The Axe - simple, elegant, but does it stand out without explanation? I need to be able to spam battle chat with "YOUR FLESH WILL FEED ____"

I like Mactabilis, but latin is the language of my foes (if I stay with the Gaulic theme)... though Frisia is allied with Roma...

Good stuff so far, friends. Food for thought.

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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2013, 07:16:53 pm »
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.......
My wife's name is Ursula, which is actually pretty bad-ass in this context...
.....
Ursula the Widowmaker  :D

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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2013, 07:17:00 pm »
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"YOUR FLESH WILL FEED URSULA"

Srsly you made my day,
sorry i have to retire from
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2013, 07:25:24 pm »
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Name it "Now I don't have to know which side to use"

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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #24 on: February 08, 2013, 07:27:56 pm »
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"Björn" simply means the beary  :D

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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #25 on: February 08, 2013, 07:30:12 pm »
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"Björn" simply means the beary  :D

He allready is hairy... uhm beary.

Oooh got a new idea after recovering:
Name it Sympathy!
You cannot block or dodge sympathy,
its a magnet!
Love kills ya!

"Fear my Sympathy!" "Here comes the Sympathy!" "There can be no agony, without sympathy!"

XD have a nice weekend.
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #26 on: February 08, 2013, 07:31:50 pm »
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Just call it Bonerfart.

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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #27 on: February 08, 2013, 07:40:15 pm »
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Ascendance is fairly awesome
I loot corpses of their golden teeth.
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #28 on: February 08, 2013, 07:45:51 pm »
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #29 on: February 08, 2013, 07:46:07 pm »
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Thoughts from these first few:

My wife's name is Ursula, which is actually pretty bad-ass in this context...

Foe-render is good too - good verb.

The Axe - simple, elegant, but does it stand out without explanation? I need to be able to spam battle chat with "YOUR FLESH WILL FEED ____"

I like Mactabilis, but latin is the language of my foes (if I stay with the Gaulic theme)... though Frisia is allied with Roma...

Good stuff so far, friends. Food for thought.
As long as you capitalize the name, then The Axe, can work. "Your flesh will feed The Axe!". Doesn't work with caps, though.

Although since your wife's name is Ursulu, use that! Best name for an axe, ever :D
This game isn't about being skillful as much as its about saying things in general chat that enrage people who then go to murder you but in their rage they make dumb mistakes which gets them killed.
In memory of Jarlek_zeh_Blue, ruler of Ilvia