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What should I name my Axe?
« on: February 08, 2013, 06:07:42 pm »
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This is my new axe, forged of meteorite steel, quenched in the blood of my foes. She's a +3 Great Axe, adorned with a custom mesh/texture: a combination of Final_Boss's shaft and my reworking of an axe head that I stole borrowed from another mod (I basically made it double-bitted). (EDIT: I want to add that I found it in the Floris Mod, which uses OSP weapons, but that I have been unable to find its original source to give proper cred).

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But, while her glory is eminent and I strive to be worthy of wielding her, she needs a name. I was thinking Foe-cleaver, or maybe Shieldbreaker, but I'm open to suggestions.

What do you think?

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EDIT: Alright alright, after all these great suggestions, I think I am going to name the axe Ursula (after my wife) and just make up epithets to accompany it on the fly.

URSULA FOE-BURNER SINGS IN MY GRIP.

FEEL THE BITE OF URSULA MANBREAKER.

NOW COMES THE REAPING - URSULA SKULL-CLEAVER WILL BE APPEASED.

Etc.

By the way, I told my wife about this, and she's really into the idea... which is good because I need points with her if I'm going to keep playing this game so much.

Thanks!

EDIT: New look! Everyone was right- I got kind of sick of the fantasy thing and wanted something a little more historical. Here's what I made:

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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2013, 06:11:28 pm »
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Name it Cora. EU will be afraid.
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2013, 06:11:49 pm »
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Ermentrude.
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2013, 06:14:40 pm »
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2013, 06:17:03 pm »
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Hannelore Flachmayer!
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2013, 06:18:14 pm »
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I seriously love this guy. Instead of bitching the forums for more items he creates his own eyecandy. Got to love people like these. Only problem is that too us you look like a naked skinny hobo in purple hose. :D

Name the axe "Hilda"
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2013, 06:21:59 pm »
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2013, 06:23:14 pm »
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Hans-Josef
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2013, 06:26:58 pm »
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name it: Berta

and I pay you 50k gold, if you make me a new long maul model. Something like this, but preferable more worn/old looking. And the shaft to hammer part should be reinforced somehow.
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2013, 06:27:44 pm »
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Gorechild

cookies to whomever finds the reference.

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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2013, 06:32:43 pm »
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Quote from: TiberiusX on February 08, 2013, 06:18:14 pm
I seriously love this guy. Instead of bitching the forums for more items he creates his own eyecandy. Got to love people like these. Only problem is that too us you look like a naked skinny hobo in purple hose. :D

I know, I know. I'm all too keenly aware of this issue. Would be great if the devs implemented the buff-body as its own "armor" one could purchase and wear... and in fact, I know how to code items to give skill bonuses, so it could be a 0-armor suit that gives +1 PA, PT, PD and Athletics, something like that. Could have a high upkeep to represent all the protein and wheatgrass it takes to keep up that kind of physique. But it's far too RP for this community, I think.

EDIT: let me add:

Quote from: NuberT on February 08, 2013, 06:26:58 pm
I pay you 50k gold, if you make me a new long maul model. Something like this, but preferable more worn/old looking. And the shaft to hammer part should be reinforced somehow.
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I might play with that :) but I have other promises to keep first.
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2013, 06:33:16 pm »
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Gimli
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2013, 06:35:55 pm »
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Shorastinol Imsal Kizbiz, The Steelcrafts of Vigor

This is a steel Great axe. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is decorated with steel and encircled with bands of round steel cabochons. This item is adorned with haning rings of graphite and menaces with spikes of steel. On the item is the image of nordic runes in steel. On the item is the image of nordic runes in wood.

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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2013, 06:38:06 pm »
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Jesaxe , our great savior.
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Re: What should I name my Axe?
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2013, 06:38:33 pm »
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Quote from: Umbra on February 08, 2013, 06:35:55 pm
Shorastinol Imsal Kizbiz, The Steelcrafts of Vigor

This is a steel Great axe. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is decorated with steel and encircled with bands of round steel cabochons. This item is adorned with haning rings of graphite and menaces with spikes of steel. On the item is the image of nordic runes in steel. On the item is the image of nordic runes in wood.

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I bet I know what your sword is called. Sorry, "blade".
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