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Offline JasonPastman

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Why Teutonic Failed
« on: February 08, 2013, 08:14:05 am »
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« Last Edit: February 08, 2013, 11:22:24 pm by Kalam »
If a majority be united by a common interest, the rights of the minority will be insecure - James Madison
It is not wisdom but Authority that makes a law - Thomas Hobbes.
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Re: Why Teutonic Failed
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2013, 11:11:03 am »
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Better name for this post would've been "No one Cares".


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Re: Why Teutonic Failed
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2013, 12:08:34 pm »
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Damn, and I thought being an alcoholic was detrimental to my clan....
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Re: Why Teutonic Failed
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2013, 03:03:35 pm »
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Real story in short form for anyone who wants a laugh: This guy was a member of FCC a while ago but got kicked out for trying to start internet intrigues and, more importantly, constantly being an insufferable drunk douchebag on TS. Something about stuff like unironically insulting people's dead parents and whatnot.

After his removal, he was apparently extremely buttfrustrated and wanted revenge. He joined Teutonic and then, by all accounts, started trying to court various people and factions to attack FCC and members of FCC for him, while not amending the whole "inebriated loon" act that got him kicked out of FCC in the first place. I heard from other Teutonic members about how they had to find refuge on other voice comms when this guy was online and how they had to deal with members of FCC coming into their TS and complaining about them having this guy in their roster.

Anyway, when CHAOS launched their invasion in Strategus (which had nothing to do with him or his designs), he took the initiative to go talk to them and represented himself as having the authority to broker a deal (he didn't) in which Teutonic would betray FCC and instead help CHAOS fight them, or something like that. The other Teutonic leaders weren't willing to go along with this, though, and said they would rather be wiped than betray FCC, which somewhat increased the amount of respect I have for them. That said, it wasn't long afterwards that this Jason got kicked out of Teutonic as well for going against the goals of the clan as well as being a terrible person overall.

He's also been banned something like 7 times by different admins. While I don't have anything against him personally, I honestly don't know why he's still a member of the community.

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Re: Why Teutonic Failed
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2013, 03:18:08 pm »
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and said they would rather be wiped than betray FCC, which somewhat increased the amount of respect I have for them.

Not quite true.

Teutonic are a bad clan.
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Re: Why Teutonic Failed
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2013, 03:19:36 pm »
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Re: Why Teutonic Failed
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2013, 04:45:02 pm »
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When the next evening came around Wesley had a break down deciding not to prepare for the situation and instead to smoke up with his friends

So he has to stay in and do strat instead of going out?

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Re: Why Teutonic Failed
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2013, 04:59:22 pm »
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Re: Why Teutonic Failed
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2013, 05:04:21 pm »
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It seems we read/watch Dallas plot  :shock:  . I'm waiting for the next episod
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Re: Why Teutonic Failed
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2013, 05:16:38 pm »
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It seems we read/watch Dallas plot  :shock:  . I'm waiting for the next episod

Episode 2:


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Hey Jason,

Here's our info on Slezkh Castle, let's keep this info tight though.

Nova Slezkh Castle

Troops: 3744
Population: 1710

Gear

Footwear
2800    Rus Cav Boots
459    Rus Shoes

Body Armour
269    Tabard
263    Padded Cloth
795    Blue Gambeson
150    Lamellar Vests
400   Steppe Armour
2800   +3 White Surcoat Over Mail

Headgear
2800    Chapel de Fer with Aventail
100   Mail Coif

Gloves
60    Leather Gloves
35    Leather gloves
2831    +3 Mail Mittens

2H Weapons

900   Heavy Bastard Swords
250   Goedendag
3   Morningstars
3   Bastard Swords
65   Mallets
72   Two Handed Axes
550   Long Axe (or is this polearm?)
16   Fighting Axes

1H Weapons
5   Arabian Swords
100   One Handed War Axes
41    Flanged Maces
41   Steel Picks
1050   Arming Swords

Polearms
8   Fauchard
350   Tridents
46   Board Spears
23   Heavy Lances
98   Pikes
7   Lances
240   Long Spears
9   Long Awl Pikes
183 Bamboo Spears

Ranged Stuff
<10   Arbalests
400ish   Bolts
2500ish   Arrows
87   Bodkin Arrows
60ish   Bows (mostly horn)

Siege Stuff
268    Construction Material
1   Construction Site
28   Siege Shields
300   Siege Ladders
5   Medium Ladders

Shields
15   Heater
100   Blue Norman Shields

Cavalry
9   Coursers

Other
There is probably some minor stuff that I missed but that's the majority of what we've got at the moment.

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If a majority be united by a common interest, the rights of the minority will be insecure - James Madison
It is not wisdom but Authority that makes a law - Thomas Hobbes.
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Re: Why Teutonic Failed
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2013, 05:22:03 pm »
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Things are getting to spicy for the pepper :!:

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Re: Why Teutonic Failed
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2013, 05:29:36 pm »
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Jason, you know how when you meet a lady, and all they seem to do is trash talk their ex, some red flags go up?
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Re: Why Teutonic Failed
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2013, 05:33:26 pm »
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Jason I see you're still creepy as fuck
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Re: Why Teutonic Failed
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2013, 05:37:59 pm »
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Stoners and drunks, oh my. ITT, addicts fail at Strategus.
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Re: Why Teutonic Failed
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2013, 05:48:18 pm »
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Choosing to go hang out in real life with friends instead of diddling in the dark with Strategus is not a break down...


Wes' never seemed to take Strategus too seriously, and that is probably one of the largest reasons why I like him so much and enjoy his company, he is one of the few sane ones in Strat Leadership.
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