Yo Occitan!

[MURDERTRON]

I'm trying to goad them into a civil war, but its not working.

I call captain of the blue team!

[Sandersson Jankins]

just come down the dessert and get a piece of the lands for you too.

Can I be invited for dessert as well?

I hope brownies are being served, I fuckin' love them.


Oh come now, it must have been obvious I was making a silly joke. No need to be upset.

[Tanken]

Can I be invited for dessert as well?

I hope brownies are being served, I fuckin' love them.


Oh come now, it must have been obvious I was making a silly joke. No need to be upset.

I see what you did there.


I am loving this thread thus far, if I could enter gifs and images to express it--I would, but I'm on probation (again). Looking forward to the upcoming wars, it always feels like strategus is a finely balanced plate spinning atop a stick, and all the clans make up the weights....I'll stop there, you know where I'm going with this = POWER SHIFTS

[Hobb]

Not fooling anyone, we knew you would come at some point when we were doing something else.

All I'm gonna say is Bring it bitches!... and have fun

Really the Shariz area land was something we wanted from the beginning of strat, more so after we took the Durquba region. The timing had nothing to do with your war with NH and friends, and we recommended a week ago that NH pull back to their castles so we could fight you whole. But I got diggled on that.

For sake of drama: We blame one of your leaders for telling Remnant of our proposition with you, and I guess to get into the season of things.... "A Velucan always pays their debts"

Let's have some fun though and admire Roberts body!!!

[CrazyCracka420]

I came, would fap again

MOAR BATTLES, YEAH!  I am cavalry biased, but may I suggest intercepting some siege armies with an open field battle army
*cough* lances and great lances *cough*

[Turboflex]

The timing had nothing to do with your war with NH and friends, and we recommended a week ago that NH pull back to their castles so we could fight you whole. But I got diggled on that.

We defended Kedelke twice cuz it was a strong village but Zagush blew and only had a token force.

Still have no explanation or declaration from Les Chevaliers d'Occitan on why they have sent ten armies at us, a faction 1/2 their size who had no previous hostile incident record to provoke this. As such there is little alternative to Confederation of Fimbulvetr besides the endorsement of the wholesale destruction of such a perfidious bunch.

[oprah_winfrey]

LOOKING FORWARD TO ALL DAT XP.

I need more loomz.

[Sandersson Jankins]

We defended Kedelke twice cuz it was a strong village but Zagush blew and only had a token force.

Still have no explanation or declaration from Les Chevaliers d'Occitan on why they have sent ten armies at us, a faction 1/2 their size who had no previous hostile incident record to provoke this. As such there is little alternative to Confederation of Fimbulvetr besides the endorsement of the wholesale destruction of such a perfidious bunch.

+1'd for the word "Confederation"

Also I reckon their attack was justified since we're in FEEMBOOLVEETOOR and they had already came at us.

[Duster]

We defended Kedelke twice cuz it was a strong village but Zagush blew and only had a token force.

Still have no explanation or declaration from Les Chevaliers d'Occitan on why they have sent ten armies at us, a faction 1/2 their size who had no previous hostile incident record to provoke this. As such there is little alternative to Confederation of Fimbulvetr besides the endorsement of the wholesale destruction of such a perfidious bunch.

Crazy how "alliances" work

[Turboflex]

What claims did they announce? They did an all out assault on New Kedelke which has been our fief since strat 4 started.

[CrazyCracka420]

AFAIK (I'm not uber up to date on strat politics) Occitan was attacking Rindyar and you said if they continued with their attack on your ally that you'd be at war. 

On a side note, everyone -1 that fascist Kalam for moving an obvious diplomacy post to spam.  Just because people don't declare war in your namby pamby ways, doesn't mean it's not legit.

Thanks in advance,

The resident "massive shitposter"

[Haramir]

We defended Kedelke twice cuz it was a strong village but Zagush blew and only had a token force.

Still have no explanation or declaration from Les Chevaliers d'Occitan on why they have sent ten armies at us, a faction 1/2 their size who had no previous hostile incident record to provoke this. As such there is little alternative to Confederation of Fimbulvetr besides the endorsement of the wholesale destruction of such a perfidious bunch.

When a faction is  under attacked and their neighborh declare that they are allied in a war can we at least have the choice of where to attacked? It would only be fair since you where all already mad about our night time setting during the night

[Lt_Anders]

How'd this get moved to SPAM?....

[Adoptagoat]

How'd this get moved to SPAM?....

I'm going to suggest it was the multiple references to anal sex by our exalted op.  Doesn't exactly fall under the umbrella of diplomacy.

[Turboflex]

So Occitan is at war with us over Ryndyar? Fine. BTW we were allied with Frisia before the attack, and I don't believe you ever declared that either. I don't care about your night time I am east coast also

btw what's up with the mods here moving this thread?