You play too much cRPG when...

[Mial]

...when you see a crowd on the street and count them as an enemy squad, because they have no emblems over their heads

[Carthan]

... When you try switch modes with your kitchen knife

[Leesin]

When you try to chamber block a knife with your fists as a mugger attacks you.

[Laufknoten]

When you try to chamber block a knife with your fists as a mugger attacks you.

Or when you try to downblock an incoming stab attack in a knife fight...

[Kafein]

...you randomly shout voice commands and expect people to get the joke 

That's the problem of virtually any subculture. People around you IRL won't get the jokes.

[Dooz]

...when you see a crowd on the street and count them as an enemy squad, because they have no emblems over their heads

Holy shit, I was just gonna post how this happened to me when I first started playing. Glad to see I'm not the only paranoid schizophrenic around town! 

[Uumdi]

At work someone hit me with the door on their way out.  I tried to press M.

[Berserkadin]

When you use cheap clothes to get lower upkeep.

When you try to find out what multiplier you got.

[Joseph Porta]

Luckily I haven't had any other effects IRL, but when playing other games I constantly try to press the look-arund button

i swear to god! hahahahahha  got it aswell

[no_rules_just_play]

...when you kick an old lady down the stairs while shooting 'ZIGZAG YOU STUPID CUNT'

...when you play 'Dikke Bertha' (fat bertha*) and as soon as the signal to start is given, you sprint out of the row of teammates to crash through the row of 'defenders' with your teammates 10 meters behind you (i actually do this)

*dikke bertha: some people are standing on a football field, at one side of the field (behind a line) stands a full group of people that has to cross that field. when the defenders (in the middle of the field) manage to stop a person and can tilt them up (so not a single body part is touching the ground), that person has to go stand in the field with the defenders to stop the next wave. the last person that can make it to the other side of the field wins.

[Tennenoth]

Not so much with regards to cRPG, but since I play a lot of online games with uni friends under my name, I often get called Tenne instead of my real name when I'm out, nine times out of 10 I don't bat an eyelid about it either however other people find it odd. (For this reason alone I try my best to call them by their real names while on teamspeak)

I'm sure that happens to a lot of you who play with mates you see in real life too.

Otherwise a recurring joke with a close friend refers to wishing I had admin powers in real life, to ban chavs etc.

[Gnjus]

Not so much with regards to cRPG, but since I play a lot of online games with uni friends under my name, I often get called Tenne instead of my real name when I'm out, nine times out of 10 I don't bat an eyelid about it either however other people find it odd. (For this reason alone I try my best to call them by their real names while on teamspeak)

I'm sure that happens to a lot of you who play with mates you see in real life too.

Otherwise a recurring joke with a close friend refers to wishing I had admin powers in real life, to ban chavs etc.

Its a bit uncomfortable for me to hang out with fellow my old friends in real life cause they call me Gnjus which is not really nice to hear for people around us in public places. 

[no_rules_just_play]

Its a bit uncomfortable for me to hang out with fellow my old friends in real life cause they call me Gnjus which is not really nice to hear for people around us in public places. 

plus you look like a leprechaun that suffers from a pump that blows air in his asshole

[Tennenoth]

Its a bit uncomfortable for me to hang out with fellow my old friends in real life cause they call me Gnjus which is not really nice to hear for people around us in public places. 

lol I'm sure, hearing some people pronounce it is uncomfortable at times as well, regardless of it's meaning!