You play too much cRPG when...

[Zaar]

...your friend shows you new dishes and you say "Whoa, is that  +2 plate?"
...the car infront of you drives 30km/h slower than normal and you say to yourself "Why take 6 riding when you use that crap?"
...an old person walks infront of you and you just cant go around and mumble "Damn str builds, MOVE!"

I'm sure we all had some RL crpg thoughts/comments/ideas...let's hear them 

[Cepeshi]

I play too much, or i am too high, when i feel sad for killing peasants.

It brought a tear to my eye not once, twice... but, but a lot of times...

[Zaar]

...you just ate one of better pizza out there and think to yourself "This almost feels as good as that time I chambered Kingrimm" 

[Radament]

...when you ask to a pretty nice girl to follow you and see your awesome collection of masterwork items.

[donib]

When your brain wants you to pres shift/zoom so you can see better

[The_Bloody_Nine]

... you walk down the street and feel the urge to look back if there is cav incoming from behind.

... you drive your bike through the park and imagine left-slashing the next passers-by with the heavy part of your bike lock.

[SMEGMAR]

My girlfriend and I incorporate voice commands into our everyday conversation.

"I am opening the fridge!"
"I am deploying lettuce!"

[Sagar]

When I walk down the street and think of how much someone has armor on it.
 And If I see someone with a fur jacket, I find that I ask myself - what kuyak is this - light or heavy?

[Joseph Porta]

I sometimes randomly do an attack animation irl acting as if im holding & swinging a weapon
Thank god no one knows what im on about when i do suh things

[Zaar]

...when you wake up with a following thought: "Naked peasant is 1 point" 

[Elmuri]

Once I was gonna jump down from maybe 2 meters, and for a second I was worried because fall damage was buffed.

Luckily I haven't had any other effects IRL, but when playing other games I constantly try to press the look-arund button

[Dezilagel]

...you randomly shout voice commands and expect people to get the joke 

[LordBerenger]

...you randomly shout voice commands and expect people to get the joke 

DEFEND THE STAIRS!

[Kirbyy]

When whipping people with pool noodles, you use the game's blocking system... left, up, right, and down.  Especially when you try to add some chambers.

[Laufknoten]

Has nothing to do with cRPG, but I sometimes want to quick load if I've done something really stupid or messed something up.