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Offline Penitent

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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #135 on: March 22, 2013, 09:32:47 pm »
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I've got another C-RPG joke.

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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #136 on: March 22, 2013, 09:40:30 pm »
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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #137 on: March 22, 2013, 11:20:56 pm »
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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #138 on: March 23, 2013, 03:42:16 am »
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Even though I love cRPG I still play other games.
Yes, been posted before. Rather than practicing swinging a weapon, it would be better to go 1 hander and learn a martial art that specializes in takedowns, because that's all that really matters in that sport.

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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #139 on: March 23, 2013, 06:29:30 am »
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I dont leftswing with a 1h and I am still competitive.

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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #140 on: March 23, 2013, 06:52:46 am »
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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #141 on: March 23, 2013, 06:55:51 am »
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A: Why did you respec again?
B: That was last, I promise.
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two hours later
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B: I am really bored and think to become an archer.
A: Seriously!  :shock:

I like this one very much cos I play 1h since I started this game  :D
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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #142 on: March 23, 2013, 02:23:16 pm »
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I love archers and i'm thinking of becoming one.
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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #143 on: March 23, 2013, 06:05:47 pm »
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I play cavalry and I'm heterosexual.
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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #144 on: March 24, 2013, 03:23:09 pm »
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You're an archer standing on a ladder, shooting the enemies and blocking the way?

Cool for me.
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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #145 on: March 25, 2013, 09:09:56 am »
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What is the difference between Crusader Alliance and UIF?
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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #146 on: March 25, 2013, 03:03:31 pm »
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Stepping on ladder makes people wanna hug you
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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #147 on: March 25, 2013, 03:49:01 pm »
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My penis is huge

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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #148 on: March 25, 2013, 07:35:12 pm »
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Size doesn't matter
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Re: C-RPG jokes.
« Reply #149 on: March 25, 2013, 07:39:05 pm »
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Glaive animations are smooth.