hero_party Offical Proclomation of Peace

[Blackzilla]

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    It has come to our attention that the following clans have been conspiring against hero_party for the past two days:
     
    BRD
    Cavalieres
    Unicorns
    Narwhals
    BS
    BIRD
    Fallen
    ect
     
    We know all about your plans and would not like to take the time to talk since you came to us beforehand diplomatically, with Kesh.
    For proof I picked this up after it fell off the back of a truck: https://soundcloud.com/badplayer/hero-party
     
    You all may not recognize the voices but they include Kesh, leader of FCC, a_bear_irl from BIRD, Fallen_Loki, and Fus of BRD.
     
    While we at hero_party are flattered that you feel it is necessary to form a coalition of 7+ clans and counting to take us out, we would like some explanation other than "BIRD CLAN" and "CAW CAW"
     
    In addition, all factions mentioned remaining in and around the Desert and our villages in significant number shall be considered Hostile and subject to attack by hero_party forces as deemed necessary for the security of our lands, unless they start leaving immediately. This is your chance to back away peacefully and to leave us alone without repercussion.

[Kirbyy]

    https://soundcloud.com/badplayer/hero-party
     
 

I've been waiting for this!


edit: D'oh, I thought it was 'Kesh rage'.

[Blackzilla]

I've been waiting for this!


edit: D'oh, I thought it was 'Kesh rage'.

Don't worry, that soundcloud is coming! It's just a large file that takes awhile to upload!

[Kirbyy]

Yay! Something to listen to while I play rageball.

[Tanken]

Awe, the Christmas Spirit is spreading. Peace and Joy to all.

[Smoothrich]

Selling bird clan fiefs for 500,000 cRPG gold each, willing to negotiate affordable payment plans if you'd rather rent one out and decide if fief ownership is for you with weekly installments of gold.

Pay 3 million crpg gold up front and I promise you a city, a castle, and 4 fiefs all at once.  Buy your own kingdom today, for the low price of 3 MW danishes or shashkas.    1 million gold for either the city or castle seperately.

BIRD clan fiefs at discount rates going fast.  PM me to reserve your purple text January 8th.

Satisfaction guaranteed.  All purchases come with a thousand free troops per fief, in full shiny equipment.  Act now!

[BaleOhay]

oh no.. the cat is out of the bag. Kesh hates hero party. If you went around recording all the people who think many of your members are Dbags you would need a server farm


modify for my buddy zilla. I changed majority (which does not mean all) to many to help you out.

[Blackzilla]

oh no.. the cat is out of the bag. Kesh hates hero party. If you went around recording all the people who think a majority of your members are Dbags you would need a server farm

I didn't know I was a Dbag, I only thought I was an abuser of game mechanics who will do ANYTHING to win.

[Hobb]

But wait theirs more!!!

For just 2 +3 items thrown our way and you can get Imperial protection by the Velucan Empire. A retail value of 10 +3s, it's yours for this amazing price!!

But you have to ask fast, this great deal wont last long!!

[Kirbyy]

I offer my negative strat K/D for Hero Party in strat battles!

[Tydeus]

I suggest coming with at least 16K troops if you actually want to "take all their shit". Don't be surprised if you find your territories mysteriously under attack though, we are a bunch of exploiters after all.

[Rikthor]

Follow BADPLAYER, Skrillex, The Times and others on SoundCloud.

What in the fuck kind of combo is that?

[MURDERTRON]

  Did you space every line in?
Looks like you did.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

You spelled proclamation wrong, you pillock.

[Artyem]

As the frontman of the touring rock band that is known as the DRAGONI of VALAHIA I can tell you that the pure, 100% extract reason for our hatred is CAW CAW BIRD CLAN.