Bar fights tips:

[[ptx]]

I've gotten into fights and i regret it. HESKEYTIME nails it - if you feel threatened, back off, walk or even run away. There is noone to impress by acting tough. If someone gives you any crap for it afterwards, their opinion is unimportant.
Fighting a random idiotic douche just puts you on the same level - which is their goal from the start anyway.

[Gnjus]

I've gotten into fights and i regret it.

Only because you never won any. 

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[Henry_Broodsonson]

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[Gnjus]

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[zagibu]

To run is not always an option. And to simply stay calm and call the bouncers can also be hard when a group of drunken fucks grope your girl in order to start a fight with you.

Of course, the best thing is to try to not get in a fight at all, but this option is kind of ruled out by the topic already.

[zagibu]

Oh, I found a picture of the guy who never has and never will get into a bar fight.

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Actually, this guy fights daily with bars. With Snickers bars.

[Rumblood]

"Bar fight tips" also include NOT to smash your head into the nose of everyone talking shit to you.

No, it includes not talking shit to someone who is going to put their forehead through your nose. Sit your ass in your chair and stay out of other people's faces.

I was trying to make light of an otherwise retardedly 'Listen-to-how-manly-i-am-over-the-internet' style thread. I don't usually mind a debate on forums, never worth getting heated over, but your confrontational and obnoxious manner may explain why you get started on so often, fights aren't as common as you say, they must just think you're a prick.

Offended you did I? Sorry to have pointed out the line of crap about England taking their aggressions to the field. I've noticed people who make smug comments like that don't like being called out on them. But you should walk away, this could degenerate into an Internet Bar fight  (THAT's making light of an otherwise retarded discussion)

[Rumblood]

Its okay, people get heated. People also don't get heated, but people THINK that they are. (lack of non-verbal queues on the internet FTW!)

I don't mind your comments. i don't mind that you got mad that you think I advocate using that method to end every confrontation. What I DO mind is that you and many others focus on how to end a confrontation quickly, and completely ignore the rest of what I said in order to rush to the reply button.

I learned from getting my ass whipped a couple times before that not to fight. Just end it quickly and leave. Don't stick around. If you don't see the opportunity to end it before it begins, then don't get into a fight at all. Yes, there could have been more than a few scraps, but those were when I knew to simply eat my pride and leave because I would have been fucked up bad. You better be really sure you can end it too. I simply got lucky both times.

Nearly exactly what you said, except that I also included what you can do when you can't just walk away. There are times when you simply can't and trying to do so will get you hurt worse than squaring up and defending yourself.

[Dezilagel]

Rumblood and the c-rpg community.

[wayyyyyne]

ok here's my personal bar fight tip:

Do not get into bar fights

[Torben]

Do not get into bar fights

wheres the fun in that

[Dezilagel]

Do not get into bar fights

Real men get into at least a dozen barfights per year

[wayyyyyne]

I got two more:

Don't visit any kind of establishment where you're likely to get robbed, mugged, stabbed, slashed, shot or bludgeond to death.

Don't talk shit to Rumblood because if you do he's gonna smash your skull in for talking shit about his family.

[B3RS3RK]

No, it includes not talking shit to someone who is going to put their forehead through your nose. Sit your ass in your chair and stay out of other people's faces.

So, basically, YOU are ALSO one of those guys severely injuring other people for basically nothing?

It´s NO FUCKING WONDER you get into bar-fights often with that attitude.Seriously, from what you´ve said here, you seem to be just the type of person to go into a bar full of ex-convicts and act EXACTLY the way they could find provocating.Hell - you even seem to BE one of those ex-convicts in bars smashing other peoples faces in.

Violence breeds violence.Even if you think so, there is no war going on in the clubs and bars - it´s just a bunch of assholes with too much testosterone and alcohol.