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Re: Bar fights tips:
« Reply #30 on: December 21, 2012, 01:10:39 am »
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Re: Bar fights tips:
« Reply #31 on: December 21, 2012, 01:48:05 am »
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Is it me or that kind of world view is recurrent among vocal archers of this community ? You sound a lot like BlindGuy right now, rumblood

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Re: Bar fights tips:
« Reply #32 on: December 21, 2012, 05:13:22 am »
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your bars seem pretty horrible...
another point on why gay bar are awesome xDDDD
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Re: Bar fights tips:
« Reply #33 on: December 21, 2012, 05:43:19 am »
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Is it me or that kind of world view is recurrent among vocal archers of this community ? You sound a lot like BlindGuy right now, rumblood

Dad - shot 7 times - lived
Marcus - tendons in hand sliced by knife by some asshole
John - shot with a .22 - lived
Bart - hit in the head with a piece of steel - went in to a coma and never came out of it.
Tony - slashed across the gut with a knife - died
Danny - hit in the head with a bat - cracked his skull from front to back - lived but mentally retarded
Will - shot in the head - lost his eye but lived

All friends and family members.

So yeah, I don't play games when someone threatens me.

I don't start shit, I don't talk shit. But I certainly will end it quickly. Bottom line is, you don't get into bar fights, period. You either leave, or you take them out in as short a time as it takes. You want to spar? Go to a gym. You start shit in a bar, you best know that you may very well end up dead or maimed for life.

For the want to be pacifists who actually claim to have BEEN to a bar and claim to be non-violent, here's your scenario.

You are shooting pool with your buddies. Guy comes by one of the tables your drinks are sitting on. Sets down an empty beer bottle. Picks up your full beer and starts drinking it. You (with a look of incredulity on your face): "Hey man, that's my beer." Him: Suddenly angry and in your face. "You calling me a thief? Mother fucker I'll cut your fucking ass!" He reaches back into his back pocket.
What are you doing Mr. Pacifist? Let me guess. You raise both hands and start backing away saying "Hey man, I don't want any trouble, what the fuck?" Right?
Yeah. That's exactly what Marcus did. He still can't use his hand properly after the guy brought the knife out anyhow and slashed one of those raised open hands through the tendons and to the bone.

Glad you all live in Disney World. Real world, real shit happens whether you are a "psychotic aggressive" or not.  :rolleyes:

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Re: Bar fights tips:
« Reply #34 on: December 21, 2012, 07:00:46 am »
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I would stay out of bars where fights are likely to break out if i were anybody. Don't get into people's faces.

Most situations you can settle by inviting others to drink a beer with you or just leave them alone, if they wouldn't want to leave you alone or agree on a beer (really what man wouldn't agree on free beer ... can't imagine ^^)
then Speed is good, so you can quit and run ;)

If there is no way out of it or a friend or even family is threatened, then i agree on taking what ever measures needed. But if friends bring such situations down on me, i would reconsider in the future spending anymore time with them especially in public.

Being punched yourself first, is good in terms of the law, if the dudes have weapons that clearly is no option.

However it goes down, you should be the first afterwards to report to the authorities!

But guys really when it comes to violence, you yourself, already made many mistakes to allow it happen.
« Last Edit: December 21, 2012, 07:04:49 am by kinngrimm »
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Re: Bar fights tips:
« Reply #35 on: December 21, 2012, 07:39:57 am »
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Naw, i guess we just don't live where you do. Fuckin' eurotrash, right?

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Re: Bar fights tips:
« Reply #36 on: December 21, 2012, 08:01:47 am »
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One would rethink what kind of places of entertainment you and your friends visit. Sure if I picked the bar with Albanians/other Balkanian violent nations I'd have pretty much the same trouble, but I'm not that dumb.

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Re: Bar fights tips:
« Reply #37 on: December 21, 2012, 08:06:33 am »
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Guyse remember hes from the glorious nation of US of A, they use guns there, and apparently theyre pretty effective

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Re: Bar fights tips:
« Reply #38 on: December 21, 2012, 10:24:58 am »
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When west germany annexed east germany, nobody moved a finger too.

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Re: Bar fights tips:
« Reply #39 on: December 21, 2012, 10:55:57 am »
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You are shooting pool with your buddies. Guy comes by one of the tables your drinks are sitting on. Sets down an empty beer bottle. Picks up your full beer and starts drinking it. You (with a look of incredulity on your face): "Hey man, that's my beer." Him: Suddenly angry and in your face. "You calling me a thief? Mother fucker I'll cut your fucking ass!" He reaches back into his back pocket.
What are you doing Mr. Pacifist? Let me guess. You raise both hands and start backing away saying "Hey man, I don't want any trouble, what the fuck?" Right?
Yeah. That's exactly what Marcus did. He still can't use his hand properly after the guy brought the knife out anyhow and slashed one of those raised open hands through the tendons and to the bone.

Looks like a fine establishment indeed, my good sir.

I guess non-violence is viable only in civilized parts of the world (that is, not crook bars).

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Re: Bar fights tips:
« Reply #40 on: December 21, 2012, 12:02:20 pm »
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Lesson learnt:
Don't hang out in shit bars.

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Re: Bar fights tips:
« Reply #41 on: December 21, 2012, 02:24:05 pm »
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Re: Bar fights tips:
« Reply #42 on: December 21, 2012, 05:02:46 pm »
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Naw, i guess we just don't live where you do. Fuckin' eurotrash, right?

Never used the term in my life. You've got quite a bit of built of pent up Euro guilt have you? People in glass houses and all that.  :idea:

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Re: Bar fights tips:
« Reply #43 on: December 21, 2012, 06:09:47 pm »
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Rumblood, what were you in jail for? Stole a judo suit?

He's the one who's been stealing all the sweetrolls :!:

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Re: Bar fights tips:
« Reply #44 on: December 21, 2012, 06:49:27 pm »
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