Bar fights tips:

[Rumblood]

This isn't some preppy college boy frat party. I don't know what kind of a "bar" you've been around, but these are real bars with real dangerous men who will gut you like a pig if you look at them crossways. Criminals who've been to jail and don't mind if they go back. I don't give a shit what you think about it. You go play patty cake and you end up dead. You want obituaries? Yes, for the record, I've been to prison. I'm also still alive where other aren't.

You are the one in love with Hollywood theory. I live in the real, dangerous world where you die if you wait until you're ass is in trouble. You think you hash out rules before a bar fight? There are no rules. There is no philosophical discussion like this one. You fuck, or you get fucked.

I would stay out of bars where fights are likely to break out if I were you. Most especially, don't get into people's faces talking violence with that attitude.

[Casimir]

This isn't some preppy college boy frat party. I don't know what kind of a "bar" you've been around, but these are real bars with real dangerous men who will gut you like a pig if you look at them crossways. Criminals who've been to jail and don't mind if they go back. I don't give a shit what you think about it. You go play patty cake and you end up dead. You want obituaries? Yes, for the record, I've been to prison. I'm also still alive where other aren't.

You are the one in love with Hollywood theory. I live in the real, dangerous world where you die if you wait until you're ass is in trouble. You think you hash out rules before a bar fight? There are no rules. There is no philosophical discussion like this one. You fuck, or you get fucked.

I would stay out of bars where fights are likely to break out if I were you. Most especially, don't get into people's faces talking violence with that attitude.

i lol in your general direction

[Laufknoten]

Yeah, the headbutt from nowhere... That's such typical move from drunken idiots. They usually end up hurting themselves more than their counterpart. 

[Molly]

The head is the General of the army... the General should never be part of the fight but protected from it.

[Rumblood]

i lol in your general direction

Right back at you 

The guy you are imagining will be threatening you:

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The guy who actually is telling you he will break your arms and legs and put you in a wheelchair:

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[Casimir]

Right back at you 

The guy you are imagining will be threatening you:

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The guy who actually is telling you he will break your arms and legs and put you in a wheelchair:

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I tend to avoid both, like most rational people...

[Rumblood]

I tend to avoid both, like most rational people...

Your world looks quite lovely...

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[Casimir]

It is, also i don't have pricks smashing their forehead into my nose for 'getting in their face'.

[Rumblood]

It is, also i don't have pricks smashing their forehead into my nose for 'getting in their face'.

Maybe you should try not getting in someone's face with your fists balled up, chest bumping them and telling them you are going to fuck them up? Who is the prick again? 

[Casimir]

both of you, the sooner you appreciate that the better.

[Dezilagel]

You fuck, or you get fucked.

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[Tzar]

Geeezz was just a funny video nut to be takin srly hah 

Again goes to show 50% of the forum users on this board lack any fuckin sense of humour 

[Rumblood]

both of you, the sooner you appreciate that the better.

When you have a knife sticking out of your gut from some asshole in a bar, be sure to console yourself with the thought that you weren't the prick 

[Casimir]

Yes I'm sure my lack of psychotically aggressive violence will result in me getting stabbed...


lol

[Berserkadin]

Start training muyo thai, learn proper kicks and punches. If you ever get in a fight, you'll probably stay alot calmer since you know your capacity. If you have to, just go low kick punch combo, if its a 1v1, just grab the neck and put knee's all over his face and then slam his head with your elbows. And never underestimate the power of strikes with an open palm, those are fast and hurt alot.

Bas Rutten is a legend btw, started training when he was 21. Never to late ;)