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Bar fights tips:
« on: December 20, 2012, 07:09:02 am »
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Re: Bar fights tips:
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2012, 08:17:34 am »
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Instead of all this, be a negotiator.

Worked for me a lot of times, no need to start fights.

Especially not provoke one.

I remember this vid from a few years back, it's hilarious.
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Re: Bar fights tips:
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2012, 08:26:31 am »
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Instead of all this, be a negotiator.

Doesn't work in Eastern Europe

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Re: Bar fights tips:
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2012, 08:32:39 am »
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Re: Bar fights tips:
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2012, 08:35:08 am »
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Start a fight if you have some friends.

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Re: Bar fights tips:
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2012, 09:10:30 am »
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Pffffffff, punching people is for pussies and poor people, i always carry a taser and bearspray with me when i go out, you never know when it might kick off ..

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Re: Bar fights tips:
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2012, 09:25:46 am »
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Pffffffff, punching people is for pussies and poor people, i always carry a taser and bearspray with me when i go out, you never know when it might kick off ..

SLAVERY!

LET MY PEOPLE GO!
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Re: Bar fights tips:
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2012, 11:11:56 am »
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Doesn't work in Eastern Europe
them silly western liberal pacifists =)

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Re: Bar fights tips:
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2012, 11:34:57 am »
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Doesn't work in Eastern Europe
^ after a bottle of famous grouse shit goes down or it doesnt, simple as that, everyone will have forgotten the reason behind it anyways the next day huehue :mrgreen:

& the averqge c-rpg player doesn't fight irl! That's primitive!
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Re: Bar fights tips:
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2012, 12:04:33 pm »
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^ after a bottle of famous grouse shit goes down or it doesnt, simple as that, everyone will have forgotten the reason behind it anyways the next day huehue :mrgreen:

can't say it will lol, 2 guys still looking for me, one for being with his woman, second for calling him an ugly fuck (people want to fight over any minor shit here D:)

actually 3 guys, the third one thinks I was with his woman, but I wasn't


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Re: Bar fights tips:
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2012, 12:43:08 pm »
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SLAVERY!

LET MY PEOPLE GO!
MOST. RANDOM. REPLY. EVER.

Srsly guyse ive been having break from bars, last time i got in to a fight with 2 black men or maybe it was the same guy i hit twice, cant remember, they all look the same to me, anyways ended up spending the night in jail, NO FUN, wasting lotsa money for a night out only to end up in a hard bunk, instead of wakin up next to a awsum hawt girl..

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Re: Bar fights tips:
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2012, 04:59:43 pm »
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i am too much of a coward to fight  although i am relatively big guy, i guess i just dont enjoy violence.  :lol:
people are like potatoes, they come in different shapes and sizes and they all are beautifull
masturbating while looking in a mirror isnt wrong unless its the rear view mirror and you are driving a school buss.

it doesnt matter if you are happiest person or an unfortunate weeper, a powerfull beast or a terrifying creature. we are all equal, in the eyes of the reaper.

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Re: Bar fights tips:
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2012, 05:25:37 pm »
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Only been in two that ended well.

First guy was typical get in your face being tough with his chest stuck out while talking shit. I put my forehead through his nose and left.

Second guy stood too far away while talking shit for that. I turned sideways to him with my hands down. When he stepped up to swing I judo chopped him in the throat and left when he went down choking.

I learned from getting my ass whipped a couple times before that not to fight. Just end it quickly and leave. Don't stick around. If you don't see the opportunity to end it before it begins, then don't get into a fight at all. Yes, there could have been more than a few scraps, but those were when I knew to simply eat my pride and leave because I would have been fucked up bad. You better be really sure you can end it too. I simply got lucky both times.
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Re: Bar fights tips:
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2012, 05:38:05 pm »
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I've had family members and friends shot, stabbed, and killed. My Dad was shot 7 times with a .357. Don't get in my face threatening me with violence. I expect you intend to follow through on the threat and will end it before you have the chance.  :idea:

The lesson is: Don't get in people's faces talking shit.

The winner of a fight is he who is willing to take it the farthest the fastest.
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Re: Bar fights tips:
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2012, 05:47:21 pm »
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That'll also land you in prison the fastest. First thing I learnt about fights. Never ever throw the first punch...it'll only get you in trouble. Instead learn to take a hit and then fair game  :wink: