A humble request for support in our invasion

[BaleOhay]

maybe we are thinking wrong but the box you are in is three sided. North I can see might be rough same with NH lands.. I would think Hero party and you guys have gotten a little closer due to mutual hatred of fcc.. but if not then that still leaves the fourth side to trade... EU. We imagined you guys using the gateway to the west for your trade runs.

[KaMiKaZe_JoE]

I have a feeling Hosp has the troops/tickets advantage, and FCC has more gold. And, of course, the weird field battle shit with defenders and what not.

I mean, shit, I've got like 60k gold, and rising, and I barely even do this stupid Strat shit. (JK it's kinda fun).

Great fights tho, let's keep 'em going!

[Gristle]

I would think Hero party and you guys have gotten a little closer due to mutual hatred of fcc

Which is still funny to me, considering we helped Hero Party against Hospitallers during that dispute.

[Ninja_Khorin]

Yeah, I always root for the losing side, so when Hosps were beginning to be invaded by the entire map, I decided to leave with my army and mess with someone else. So I attacked UIF and died. 

I wouldn't be surprised if Hero_Party as a similar attitude at times.

[oprah_winfrey]

Which is still funny to me, considering we helped Hero Party against Hospitallers during that dispute.

Yes, it is so ironic that Hero Party wouldn't be on great terms that sent thousands of troops to defend against us and attacks all of our players on the upper half of the map.

[Blackzilla]

Yes, why would we be nice to Hosp? They provide us with mercs and share common enemies ! While FCC has attacked us, them being a "vassal" for BIRD clan (whom we are at war with), and the fact that Kesh bitches and yells at us in our own TS. That's just some reasons  why we wouldn't want to help you gang up on hospitaller!

[Keshian]

Yes, why would we be nice to Hosp? They provide us with mercs and share common enemies ! While FCC has attacked us, them being a "vassal" for BIRD clan (whom we are at war with), and the fact that Kesh bitches and yells at us in our own TS. That's just some reasons  why we wouldn't want to help you gang up on hospitaller!

Lulz they just invaded your territory while we just defended BIRD clan agaisnt your chocolate chip cookie aggression, so that BIRDs could once again roam freely skipping in a land of sun and rainbows.

[BaleOhay]

Pretty sure we were never at war with hp. just defensively protecting the bird lands. never went on offensive in your lands.

[oprah_winfrey]

Pretty sure we were never at war with hp. just defensively protecting the bird lands. never went on offensive in your lands.

FCC attacked me, a peaceful trader outside of the desert.

[RamsesXXIIX]

 

FCC attacked me, a peaceful trader outside of the desert.

There are no peaceful traders in strategus...

[Blackzilla]

Lulz they just invaded your territory while we just defended BIRD clan agaisnt your chocolate chip cookie aggression, so that BIRDs could once again roam freely skipping in a land of sun and rainbows.

Hosp did invade us kesh, I'm glad you can pay attention to the past, WHEN we had a quarrel/problem with hosp.But now we don't, we are more friendly now than we were in the past! See that kesh? It's someone not holding a grudge! And learning to help others!

[MURDERTRON]

Can we just agree to have equally sized armies with exactly the same gear and we'll meet in the middle of some plains?  Everyone who wants to merc will have to apply to both sides and the captains will pick the mercs one at a time like kickball?  After the game we will all say good game and get pizza.

I call blue team captain and my first pick is Huey.

[Blackzilla]

Can we just agree to have equally sized armies with exactly the same gear and we'll meet in the middle of some plains?  Everyone who wants to merc will have to apply to both sides and the captains will pick the mercs one at a time like kickball?  After the game we will all say good game and get pizza.

I call blue team captain and my first pick is Huey.

Ok but I'm a package deal and I come with everyone in Hero party! Also it's hosp's turn!

[CrazyCracka420]

I got bzilla

Lulz they just invaded your territory while we just defended BIRD clan agaisnt your chocolate chip cookie aggression, so that BIRDs could once again roam freely skipping in a land of sun and rainbows.

And we didn't "just invade their territory" it was a dispute over a land claim that sparked the war and lack of coming to a diplomatic agreement that kept it going.

You should really get into politics, I don't think I've ever seen a Kesh post without some sort of propaganda in it.

[Gristle]

And learning to help others!

Could you perhaps go into greater depth as to why you say this? I'm not sure what you're referring to. FCC has helped lots of small clans. Again, we even helped Hero Party at one point, and I'm sure you helped us, too. We're just not helping you right now, and with good reason.

them being a "vassal" for BIRD clan

You can drop the quotations. We are vassals of BIRD CLAN and that's the honest truth. It's not like we randomly decided to fight against Hero Party and completely fuck over whatever good terms we had. No, we would have attacked Hospitallers much sooner instead. We are true to our oaths and must defend BIRD CLAN.

See that kesh? It's someone not holding a grudge!

You are aware of why Smoothrich wanted to start the war with LLJK, right? Yeah, that whole damn mess was started through someone holding a grudge. Well, I personally hold no grudges against Hero Party, and I'd like to be on good terms again once you guys stop hatin' on BIRD CLAN.