Dear Diary, today me and Negga stabbed two peasants in the arse with pitchforks so we could steal and skin the corpse of a moose. I gained a level in militia, so now I can peasant even harder, and I am well on my way to fulfilling my dream of becoming a master of the pitchfork.
P.S
I also stole some potatoes from a nearby farm, they were delicious.