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Re: WTF OF ALL WTFs!!!
« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2012, 03:23:15 pm »
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Not really, most high quality porn is made the same way most high quality non-porn is made: You film the action, the sounds and voices are dubbed in afterwards. Sure you'll see many boom mic's on movie sets, and they will record the original sound of the scene, but it is mainly used as a reference for timing.

I know, its just that....watching that old lady stick her thumb up her mouth and doing squishy sounds really had me on the floor. And hearing porn made in german makes everybody laugh their ass off. I dunno what it is, but its just so funny. Its same thing as all insults sound more intimidating in russian than in english. :mrgreen:

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Re: WTF OF ALL WTFs!!!
« Reply #16 on: November 13, 2012, 03:23:57 pm »
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Porn is great if your partner is into it. Thankfully, there's a lot of open minded girls these days :D

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Re: WTF OF ALL WTFs!!!
« Reply #17 on: November 13, 2012, 03:26:18 pm »
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I don't know what rubbish they've been feeding you, but from where I am from, fast food is totally not tasteless.

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Re: WTF OF ALL WTFs!!!
« Reply #18 on: November 13, 2012, 03:26:33 pm »
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This, but many porn movies also have their real sounds.

Oh I'm talking about the "real" porn sounds as well (those that are not after recorded), even the real sounds sound so fake. All those expressions and overly loud girls, that's so fucking fake if you know what real sex is like.

Porn is great if your partner is into it. Thankfully, there's a lot of open minded girls these days :D

My gf is not into porn but is also not bothered that I wank off to it. Also a funny story how she found out I watch em, we were at the PC and I wanted to show her something on Youtube but instead out of reflex I typed in Porntube.

welp

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Re: WTF OF ALL WTFs!!!
« Reply #19 on: November 13, 2012, 03:35:24 pm »
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Is this the official almostpornbutnotentirely thread now? Yay!

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Re: WTF OF ALL WTFs!!!
« Reply #20 on: November 13, 2012, 03:47:04 pm »
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I don't know what rubbish they've been feeding you, but from where I am from, fast food is totally not tasteless.
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hahaha i lol'd big time  :D :D
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Re: WTF OF ALL WTFs!!!
« Reply #21 on: November 13, 2012, 03:53:16 pm »
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Oh I'm talking about the "real" porn sounds as well (those that are not after recorded), even the real sounds sound so fake. All those expressions and overly loud girls, that's so fucking fake if you know what real sex is like.

that really depends on the girl

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Re: WTF OF ALL WTFs!!!
« Reply #22 on: November 13, 2012, 04:01:10 pm »
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Oh I'm talking about the "real" porn sounds as well (those that are not after recorded), even the real sounds sound so fake. All those expressions and overly loud girls, that's so fucking fake if you know what real sex is like.
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ok, i agree, true
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Re: WTF OF ALL WTFs!!!
« Reply #23 on: November 13, 2012, 04:23:31 pm »
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Did anyone actually check the link i sent?


PORN on youtube.

Now you seen it all!

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Re: WTF OF ALL WTFs!!!
« Reply #24 on: November 13, 2012, 04:27:38 pm »
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I know some NSFW video on youtube but i'm not posting it here, dont wanna get banned. :lol:

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Re: WTF OF ALL WTFs!!!
« Reply #25 on: November 13, 2012, 06:02:53 pm »
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omg this is hilarious. +1
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Re: WTF OF ALL WTFs!!!
« Reply #26 on: November 13, 2012, 06:08:31 pm »
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More wierdass pornsounds made. God damn it, this is just too funny...... :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Vibe was right. I dont want to watch porn anymore. Now I always think its probably some 2 skinny rednecks beating 2 beefstakes together. 
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Re: WTF OF ALL WTFs!!!
« Reply #27 on: November 13, 2012, 07:17:47 pm »
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^ His assistant seem to have a very "godly" view of his master
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Re: WTF OF ALL WTFs!!!
« Reply #28 on: November 13, 2012, 07:20:55 pm »
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a hahaha ahahha, aaa hahahaha   :D   :D   :D   :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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