Do absolutely nothing in Strat, while still managing to look like dicks, until everyone else is heavily committed to a war. At the last moment, join the side that looks guaranteed to win, even though no one asked for your help and will probably have even less respect for you when its over for being opportunist cowards.
House Lannister from Game of Thrones, or NA Fallen?
Find out in my next book A SONG OF SPERGS AND LIARS: GAME OF TEARS EDITION