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Re: Hospitallers declare war on FCC
« Reply #75 on: October 20, 2012, 01:40:29 am »
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I'm glad were not neighbours IRL, I offer to help, or at least come to a friendly nod when a new neighbour moves in and wave while they walk their dog.. Not join the goons from the other side of town and egg there house! lol

We were friendly when strat 4 started. We had a defence and trade agreement.

You can't say you didn't get any warnings. I told Huseby we didn't like it immediately after it was announced and at the same time ended our mutual defence pact, and then we also cancelled our trade agreements a bit later.

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Re: Hospitallers declare war on FCC
« Reply #76 on: October 20, 2012, 01:46:31 am »
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And the Coalition is officially allied with Hospitallers, so are the Templars.  In fact, Hospitallers ordered a Coalition army led by an HRE EU dude to attack a Hero Party caravan that was in the middle of Chaos/Remnant/Anders territory for no reason except to be dicks.  Hilariously enough their 300 man raider army was defeated by a 200 ticket caravan, because they were Fallen.  EU and NA Coalition are the same, and they are on Hosp's side.

Even more interesting, it has become clear to me that the invasion of Hero_Party, which Hospitallers attempted to do using Shogunate, LLJK, Astralis, Malta, Chevalieres, and themselves, was a screen to buy time for Templars and Coalition to ALSO invade Hero_Party, so they could connect the desert between EU and NA, so EU could easier crush the UIF and NA could defeat.. Hero Party I guess?  Haha.

Best part?  Templars had a plan to defeat DRZ in the desert within 1 week, then once they rolled them would be sending tons of troops, gold, and gear to Hospitallers to continue conquering NA.  Someone forgot to tell them that DRZ isn't exactly France in WW2 though.. its literally Russia.

Now Hospitallers are scared shitless, constantly begging their EU buddies to bail them out because of the "unfair war" that they started in order to consolidate a global empire between EU and NA, but it doesn't look like any help is gonna come.  Sorry  :cry:
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Re: Hospitallers declare war on FCC
« Reply #77 on: October 20, 2012, 01:47:43 am »
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If you think then anyone is able to take drz down in 1 weak you are fool that have no idea about strat.

I believe that was my point.
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Re: Hospitallers declare war on FCC
« Reply #78 on: October 20, 2012, 01:48:41 am »
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And the Coalition is officially allied with Hospitallers, so are the Templars.  In fact, Hospitallers ordered a Coalition army led by an HRE EU dude to attack a Hero Party caravan that was in the middle of Chaos/Remnant/Anders territory for no reason except to be dicks.  Hilariously enough their 300 man raider army was defeated by a 200 ticket caravan, because they were Fallen.  EU and NA Coalition are the same, and they are on Hosp's side.

Even more interesting, it has become clear to me that the invasion of Hero_Party, which Hospitallers attempted to do using Shogunate, LLJK, Astralis, Malta, Chevalieres, and themselves, was a screen to buy time for Templars and Coalition to ALSO invade Hero_Party, so they could connect the desert between EU and NA, so EU could easier crush the UIF and NA could defeat.. Hero Party I guess?  Haha.

Best part?  Templars had a plan to defeat DRZ in the desert within 1 week, then once they rolled them would be sending tons of troops, gold, and gear to Hospitallers to continue conquering NA.  Someone forgot to tell them that DRZ isn't exactly France in WW2 though.. its literally Russia.

Now Hospitallers are scared shitless, constantly begging their EU buddies to bail them out because of the "unfair war" that they started in order to consolidate a global empire between EU and NA, but it doesn't look like any help is gonna come.  Sorry  :cry:

As ever smooth your managing to spew utter bullshit and claiming its fact.

I can guarantee 100% that we have absolutely no alliance with Hospitallers this strategus and are in no way working with them, for them or in conjunction with them.

So please stop making stuff up and pretending that you know anything to do with my clan.
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Re: Hospitallers declare war on FCC
« Reply #79 on: October 20, 2012, 02:14:32 am »
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And the Coalition is officially allied with Hospitallers, so are the Templars.  In fact, Hospitallers ordered a Coalition army led by an HRE EU dude to attack a Hero Party caravan that was in the middle of Chaos/Remnant/Anders territory for no reason except to be dicks.  Hilariously enough their 300 man raider army was defeated by a 200 ticket caravan, because they were Fallen.  EU and NA Coalition are the same, and they are on Hosp's side.

I believe smooth is talking about this battle. Marketplatz is actually an American player.(Also right battle wrong ticket amount. 300 versus 400) 

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Re: Hospitallers declare war on FCC
« Reply #80 on: October 20, 2012, 08:18:43 am »
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Re: Hospitallers declare war on FCC
« Reply #81 on: October 20, 2012, 08:30:05 am »
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As ever smooth your managing to spew utter bullshit and claiming its fact.


This unfortunately summarizes the majority of his posts and his claims of "official alliances" or "vassalage" and other such grandiose things. Luckily the majority of forum readers are more then aware of how he likes to "spin" things.  :lol:  I'm thinking he is starting to be an NA Jambi mixed with a bit of Cicero.
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Re: Hospitallers declare war on FCC
« Reply #82 on: October 20, 2012, 09:36:08 am »
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This unfortunately summarizes the majority of his posts and his claims of "official alliances" or "vassalage" and other such grandiose things. Luckily the majority of forum readers are more then aware of how he likes to "spin" things.  :lol:  I'm thinking he is starting to be an NA Jambi mixed with a bit of Cicero.
At least Jambi was funny and Ciero is just a nutbar.  I just ignore the hosp vassalage rants by smooth and skip to the next post. He keeps repeating himself in like every other post.
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Re: Hospitallers declare war on FCC
« Reply #83 on: October 20, 2012, 02:07:50 pm »
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What can I say, I'm kind of a Big Deal who knows his shit in the dumb game of Strat, and you guys are either liars or peasants who don't know the real plans behind closed doors.  I just enjoy posting the shady or embarrassing things clans think they can pull off so everyone knows who not to trust or who to laugh at for being ambitious scheming failures.

Besides, everyone knows its just a matter of time before the UIF wipe out Coalition/Crusaders and they run to NA to grief it with Hospitallers anyways, its exactly what happened last strat and most likely will happen again.  Its my patriotic duty to the NA community to make sure EUs have no place to flee and colonize this time.
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Re: Hospitallers declare war on FCC
« Reply #84 on: October 20, 2012, 02:21:48 pm »
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Re: Hospitallers declare war on FCC
« Reply #85 on: October 20, 2012, 03:59:37 pm »
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Like always Smooth you have no clue and make even less sense, but this post is truly outstanding even by your standards. Let's clear some of this hilarious mess that "became clear" to you.

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And the Coalition is officially allied with Hospitallers, so are the Templars.
Neither EU nor NA Coalition is officially or unofficially allied with the Hospitallers.

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In fact, Hospitallers ordered a Coalition army led by an HRE EU dude to attack a Hero Party caravan that was in the middle of Chaos/Remnant/Anders territory for no reason except to be dicks.
The HRE guy that attacked Zilla is currently residing in Chicago, which is the reason he is part of the NA Coalition. Ask
Zilla, he knows him.

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Hilariously enough their 300 man raider army was defeated by a 200 ticket caravan, because they were Fallen.  EU and NA Coalition are the same, and they are on Hosp's side.
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Even more interesting, it has become clear to me that the invasion of Hero_Party, which Hospitallers attempted to do using Shogunate, LLJK, Astralis, Malta, Chevalieres, and themselves, was a screen to buy time for Templars and Coalition to ALSO invade Hero_Party, so they could connect the desert between EU and NA, so EU could easier crush the UIF and NA could defeat.. Hero Party I guess?  Haha.

Oh dear. Throw away that crystal ball of yours take it easy on the hallucinogens. Why on earth should we want to go to NA to attack a 10men clan while we have a immensely more dangerous and able opponent on the other side of the desert? Crush UIF after we dealt with Hero Party? Yeah sure. At least you got this part right: Haha.

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Best part?  Templars had a plan to defeat DRZ in the desert within 1 week, then once they rolled them would be sending tons of troops, gold, and gear to Hospitallers to continue conquering NA.  Someone forgot to tell them that DRZ isn't exactly France in WW2 though.. its literally Russia.

I'm glad you are not the one to make plans for the Templars, or we might be wiped already. Past experience clearly proves that DRZ can be dealt with easily and one week should be sufficient to wipe the out entirely. Do you honestly believe that crap? Oh but it gets better. So after Templars gloriously wiped the floor with the DRZ amateurs we would ignore the remaining UIF factions and instead turn east and enter NA to fight the real threat? This is almost physically painful...

For everyone else, before the next person comes to me with wild conspiracy theories:
EU Coalition does not care about NA at all. We will not intervene to help anybody. We have good pings and our hands full on the EU side. Last round was enough lagging for one liftetime.

NA Coalition is playing their own game with their own resources and their own diplomacy. They have to fend for themselves as well, at no point will EU Coalition bail them out.
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Re: Hospitallers declare war on FCC
« Reply #86 on: October 20, 2012, 05:03:16 pm »
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Since I've had 6 days to watch all this and not get to comment  :rolleyes: I can say some of the following:

1) The FCC trade caravan was definitely an attempt to get Hospitallers to attack them. Why else would a trade caravan have that many troops on it? If you're going to bait someone in to war, don't play the sheep when you are in fact the wolf.
2) NH attacked Hospitaller simply because KUTT allied with them? Lmao. What? Sorry, I know KUTT allying with Hospitallers was a wrong move in a lot of your eyes, but we are more interested in the continuation of war on the NA side of the map. We would like to see that it continues, with all factions involved.
3) Smoothrich, what the hell are you smoking? You need to either get involved in politics, or get behind a conspiracy theory because you would make an excellent front man for filling people full of bullshit.
4) Coalition on NA and EU HAS BEEN INDEPENDENT. Every time we reach out to contact a Fallen, we are told immediately to go to NA Coalition leadership and not to speak politics with the EU side of Fallen or other Coalition Factions.

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Re: Hospitallers declare war on FCC
« Reply #87 on: October 20, 2012, 05:07:04 pm »
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TL,DR:
Hosperglers being sperglers and daily NA drama.
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Re: Hospitallers declare war on FCC
« Reply #88 on: October 20, 2012, 05:08:35 pm »
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stop trolling smooth :P i fought for you guys against hosp in one battle that i could make but i guess i was a spy.

and wtf are you smoking? we had a plan to kill drz in a week? what was that hack the servers?

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Re: Hospitallers declare war on FCC
« Reply #89 on: October 20, 2012, 05:18:38 pm »
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