Hospitallers declare war on FCC

[Keshian]

NEWS REPORT!! HOSPITALLERS OFFICIALLY DECLARE WAR ON FREE COMPANIES OF CALRADIA!!!

One of FCC's peaceful traders, returning to Ismirala castle on his way back from a trade run in the desert, has been brutally and viciously attacked without cause by a Hospitaller army led by Hospitaller_Lordark with 249 troops.  Not being able to accept his inferior status as cavalry compared to HUEY_TK_NEWTON he has taken to attacking peaceful traders in the mountains.

This uncalled for act of aggression brings sorrow to my heart.  I would think Hospitallers had enough enemies that they did not need to attack us.  But so be it.  Lordark shall be massacred and his compratriots should fear retribution for harboring such a vile troll in NA.

Eyewitness accounts:

Demure, peasant girl #1:  "Oh the horror."  "These vile men are trying to steal my virginity and the ugliest of them raped my donkey while I watched, Lordark I think his name was."  "Please save me before I am despoiled!!"

Wise, old peasant Farmer #3: "I reckon the ugly one wants something from the yellow guys."  "I hear they piss in the snow and he did attack them in the mountains."  "He may just be one of those piss -lovers, best avoid them folks."

Innocent, girl child #16: "I want my mommy!"

Grizzled Warrior #673: "We will send the reptilian cretin over to EU, don't you worry."

[stickher]

i am a peaceful trader why am i get attacked by such nice people???

i am so con-fus_(BRD)ed

[Reinhardt]

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[Casimir]

wait, what does eu have to do with hospi?

[HardRice]

Well, it's about damn time.

[okiN]

wait, what does eu have to do with hospi?

You of all people hardly need to ask that.

[Mayzer]

He probably just wants to have a cav duel.

And Kesh, is this a Kesh post or actually legit?

[Lt_Anders]

NEWS REPORT!! HOSPITALLERS OFFICIALLY DECLARE WAR ON FREE COMPANIES OF CALRADIA!!!

One of FCC's peaceful traders, returning to Ismirala castle on his way back from a trade run in the desert, has been brutally and viciously attacked without cause by a Hospitaller army led by Hospitaller_Lordark with 249 troops.  Not being able to accept his inferior status as a Hospitaller he has taken to attacking peaceful traders in the mountains.

This uncalled for act of aggression brings sorrow to my heart.  I would think Hospitallers had enough enemies that they did not need to attack us.  But so be it.  Lordark shall be massacred and his compratriots should fear retribution for harboring such a vile troll in NA.

but that was a shiny army when i saw it. Unless i was mistaken, simple traders don't carry shiny armies. Of course, i can be thinking of the wrong BRD memeber, but I saw one with lots of crates and a shiny army.

[stickher]

i am not shiny but i am armed for my protection for a long run  but still why would nice ppl like hos attack a trader like my self i dont understand

i am so con-Fus_(BRD)-ed

also i thought hos was a clan that protected all of the smaller clans and all who want to be peaceful.

dont understand why people who play fair would do such a cheap shot

[Casimir]

You of all people hardly need to ask that.

We have no involvement with NA this strategus, I don't understand your implication.

[Gristle]

12:47 EST. Even on a Saturday, that ain't cool. Hosp using poor battle times to force a win without a real fight again???

[CrazyCracka420]

More kesh propaganda.  The shiny army came down through northern NA territory, through shogunate lands (he went south through the Jamayed castle, to hero party lands, and then up through Mawiti towards our southern steppe..  The FCC shiny army was moving north west from Mawiti towards Dusturil, and was attacked in the middle of the mountain/hills.  You were marching on us, we didn't declare any war on you, we're defending our steppe from hostile invaders.

If you wanted to march 600+ shiny army through our territory, you would have needed to contact us first, but you know that.  We're not declaring war on FCC, merely defending our borders.

[Lt_Anders]

also i thought hos was a clan that protected all of the smaller clans and all who want to be peaceful.

Small clan? Small clan is 20< members. In NA that equates to HP, NH, Astralis, PH, FPF. Everyone else is significantly larger, with VE being the top dogs in terms of size. Hosp, kutt, FCC, and Remnant is next tier, followed by LLJK, Shogunate, Chaos. NA Coalition is somewhere on the list....

Only ILDISTS group is the REAL small clan.

Also just checked the battle.. 700 troops is way to large for a trade caravan from a faction. That's a damn army outright.

[Pentecost]

>One of FCC's peaceful traders, returning to Ismirala castle on his way back from a trade run in the desert, has been brutally and viciously attacked without cause by a Hospitaller army led by Hospitaller_Lordark with 249 troops.
>brutally and viciously attacked without cause by a Hospitaller army led by Hospitaller_Lordark
>Hospitaller_Lordark

Are you sure you guys know what you're doing? That guy used to own Huey as cav.

[CrazyCracka420]

Small clan? Small clan is 20< members. In NA that equates to HP, NH, Astralis, PH. Everyone else is significantly larger, with VE being the top dogs in terms of size. Hosp, kutt, FCC is next tier, followed by LLJK, Shogunate, Chaos. NA Coalition is somewhere on the list....

Only ILDISTS group is the REAL small clan.

Also just checked the battle.. 700 troops is way to large for a trade caravan from a faction. That's a damn army outright.

Remnant is about the same size as chaos/lljk, almost as large as kutt/hosp/fcc