バナナ Laughing Shogunate

[Ninja_Khorin]

This is where I compare players from EU gutters to NA top players and get downvoted by Berenger.

I think the 'let's all get on a roof, while we have no shields and no ranged' tactic really paid off.

Are you faulting my strategy?!

We had rocks! Many a knight got bruises from our mighty farmerhands lobbing rocks at them. It worked in Star Wars.

[LordBerenger]

Are you faulting my strategy?!

We had rocks! Many a knight got bruises from our mighty farmerhands lobbing rocks at them. It worked in Star Wars.

I rushed in there up the roof with Heavy Heavy Armor. (Plate of Coats, tincan boots and plate helmet) and got completely raped by you peasants. You stunlocked me and archers aimed at my head and a guy with pierce club got bugged and confused me and hit me repeatedly lol.

Good job.

[Lt_Anders]

Battle statistics please? I would love to see how it went.

[bruttus]

SWF is relieved that FCC is now (publicly) an ally, having provided mercenary support at least one time in the past. We've decided to go to war against the following factions, starting now, and expect full support from FCC:

• Knights Hospitaller
• Velucan Empire
• hero_party
• LLJK

you are sure about that?
fcc is verry good, but what you are declaring now, you gonna destroy fcc and swf
just saying

[Keshian]

you are sure about that?
fcc is verry good, but what you are declaring now, you gonna destroy fcc and swf
just saying

He forgot to mention all of EU and Muki as well, though I am a little more scared of Muki than the UIF (how can you ever be scared of big old carebears, so fuzzy and cuddly) and Muki is pretty intimidating.  Dont worry we expect SWF to do most of the work, as part of our secret alliance they have been quietly recruiting 1000 members from Reddit and other gamer guilds and will be amassing 100K armies within the month.  Total annihilation will be enjoyed by all - complete equality through total destruction, the bridgeburner/anarchist way!!!

[Muki]

He forgot to mention all of EU and Muki as well, though I am a little more scared of Muki than the UIF (how can you ever be scared of big old carebears, so fuzzy and cuddly) and Muki is pretty intimidating. 

One Man UIF New title for me now

[Mr_Oujamaflip]

Battle statistics please? I would love to see how it went.

LLJK: 163 of 435 killed

Josho Shogunate: 270 of 270 killed.

We had default peasant equipment and higher pings so it went pretty well overall. Until we ran out of stones that is...

[Matey]

He forgot to mention all of EU and Muki as well, though I am a little more scared of Muki than the UIF (how can you ever be scared of big old carebears, so fuzzy and cuddly) and Muki is pretty intimidating.  Dont worry we expect SWF to do most of the work, as part of our secret alliance they have been quietly recruiting 1000 members from Reddit and other gamer guilds and will be amassing 100K armies within the month.  Total annihilation will be enjoyed by all - complete equality through total destruction, the bridgeburner/anarchist way!!!

not to mention that we are secretly allied with all the clans that swf want to declare war on, so we will really just be sitting back and winking and nodding alot while pretended we are involved in the war.

[Ninja_Khorin]

I have decided to transfer Tazjunat temporarily to my control. If Astralis leadership is unaware of this, it may be because they were uninformed of this transfer.

I will trade a fief for Tazjunat back as quickly as is standard in trades, i.e. 24 hours and counting.

[Aderyn]

I have decided to transfer Tazjunat temporarily to my control. If Astralis leadership is unaware of this, it may be because they were uninformed of this transfer.

I will trade a fief for Tazjunat back as quickly as is standard in trades, i.e. 24 hours and counting.

sounds like your declaring war on them

[LordBerenger]

sounds like your declaring war on them

But that wouldn't bother you because they're not your allies are they? And same with Chevaliers because they were never your vassals and STILL aren't...right?

[ArysOakheart]

But that wouldn't bother you because they're not your allies are they? And same with Chevaliers because they were never your vassals and STILL aren't...right?

Right, because friends are either allies or vassals. The good ol' black and white dichotomy.

[LordBerenger]

Right, because friends are either allies or vassals. The good ol' black and white dichotomy.

And DRZ, Grey Order, The Empire are just friends btw.

[Aderyn]

But that wouldn't bother you because they're not your allies are they? And same with Chevaliers because they were never your vassals and STILL aren't...right?

we're pretty much allied to chevaliers.

Why would hypocrasy not bother me? He states he's gonna get rid of major alliances in the desert, and when hosp gives away all their lands in the desert he starts attacking the smaller clans that's trying to live there while not attacking for example tkov.

Just proves that he's full of it.

[LordBerenger]

we're pretty much allied to chevaliers.

Why would hypocrasy not bother me? He states he's gonna get rid of major alliances in the desert, and when hosp gives away all their lands in the desert he starts attacking the smaller clans that's trying to live there while not attacking for example tkov.

Just proves that he's full of it.

Who's attacking smaller clans? And you're allied to Chevs? Sigh....first you're allied to chevs, then you're not and they were never your vassals and then they declare they're independent and then they're allies or what not.

JEEZ enough with the secret shit.