The Greatest Unban Essay Ever Written (Expression, Freedom, Maturity, & Honesty)

[Meow]

Where is the poll?

Added.

[Tears of Destiny]

Oh my... Them Voting Results.

[IR_Kuoin]

Wait, so I'm the only person who rated a 5?

You must admit, that long post deserve better than a 1.

[Matey]

Wait, so I'm the only person who rated a 5?

You must admit, that long post deserve better than a 1.

if i wrote a 10 page essay entirely dedicated to shit talking you, would you give me better than a 1? even if it was just blatantly bad?

[IR_Kuoin]

if i wrote a 10 page essay entirely dedicated to shit talking you, would you give me better than a 1? even if it was just blatantly bad?

Yes

[Matey]

i wish i had professors like you. id just write them a bunch of inane bullshit and walk away with a 100%
"A for effort!"

[Kaoklai]

I thought Matey and Shine were cool.  Turns out they are just a couple of gotten-to crybabies. 

As far as unban essays for a shit mod of an indie Turkish game that nobody has ever heard of go, this is actually probably the best one ever written.  You might disagree with the content or dislike the author, but the prose here is simply of a higher quality than the vast majority.  5/5

GG spookfans, Kaoklai out

[CrazyCracka420]

Don't go out of your way to be a griefing asshole and you won't get banned from video games.  Seems like common sense to me, and something that 99% of us will never have to worry about. 

Maybe he should get an Xbox and just talk shit to 12 year olds in CoD, seems like it would be more up his alley.

[Dexxtaa]

I thought Matey and Shine were cool.  Turns out they are just a couple of gotten-to crybabies. 

As far as unban essays for a shit mod of an indie Turkish game that nobody has ever heard of go, this is actually probably the best one ever written.  You might disagree with the content or dislike the author, but the prose here is simply of a higher quality than the vast majority.  5/5

GG spookfans, Kaoklai out

He missed his assigned essay objective by the wingspan of a Boeing airbus.

I would say the essay itself is well penned if it wasn't so heavily biased. So I won't.

[POOPHAMMER]

You guys need to grow some thicker skin

Its the fucking internet for crying out loud

5/5 free spook

[Uumdi]

61% D-

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aw shucks

[Kaoklai]

I would say the essay itself is well penned if it wasn't so heavily biased. So I won't.

Ah, just the kind of facile "witticism" I've come to expect from the feeble brained admin cadres. 

1/5, your self-indulgent, semi-masturbatory posting style is a darker streak of shit than most on this used bogroll of a forum. 

[Matey]

Thank you Uumdi. Thank you.

[Lord Lurk]

Best thread of the entire year, hands down. Also, that teacher is a dick, I woulda given that a C- at the least.

[Thax]

You can mute anyone who annoys you in chat...why don't people excersize that option instead of tattling and whining about the way some stranger types? Unban this man and stop being so fascist about speech. Just because you think you hold the popular opinion doesn't give you justification to be intolerant. Tolerance implies acceptance for all and more specifically for people with whom you disagree.