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The Katana
« on: July 31, 2012, 10:01:05 am »
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It's underpowered and clearly superior to the long sword. It's been nerfed time and time again. It's a shadow of it's former self, more importantly it's a shadow of what it really is; The finest sword ever made.


After seeing this video it's inconceivable after viewing this video that you could demand anything less than:

37 cut
24 thrust.

Just completely inconceivable!
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Re: The Katana
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2012, 10:05:20 am »
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You already posted this once, fucking loser.
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Re: The Katana
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2012, 10:07:25 am »
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not this thread again...




not this video.. again!!!

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Re: The Katana
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2012, 10:08:53 am »
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...you again
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Re: The Katana
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2012, 10:10:39 am »
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are you trying to say that I am not welcome in this thread

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Re: The Katana
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2012, 10:17:47 am »
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...what if i am?
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Re: The Katana
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2012, 11:23:05 am »
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I like turtles too...
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Re: The Katana
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2012, 12:14:25 pm »
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Here's another accurate test. Conveniently, it can also be used to describe this thread.
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Re: The Katana
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2012, 03:01:02 pm »
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Here's another accurate test. Conveniently, it can also be used to describe this thread.
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Re: The Katana
« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2012, 03:14:44 pm »
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Technically, you're probably right.
BUT:
as katanas were used by puny asians, they couldnt do anything with it except for making sushi while the european longsword was wielded by uber barbarian muscle berserks who didnt even need a sword to rip apart some asian katana swingers.

Thats why katana sucks.

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Re: The Katana
« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2012, 03:33:24 pm »
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Katana sucks because the japanese came up with it. If europeans had invented it, it'd be treated a whole lot different.

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Re: The Katana
« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2012, 03:35:55 pm »
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Re: The Katana
« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2012, 03:48:40 pm »
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One day I'll go through and actually count how many threads there have been just about 'Buff/nerf katana'  :lol:
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Re: The Katana
« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2012, 03:50:07 pm »
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If you look at the realism board, 80% of the are from Frank :P

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Re: The Katana
« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2012, 05:38:39 pm »
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LOL this video again, go frank!
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