I regale to you a story involving CONSPIRACY, BANNING, DRAMA, BACK-STABBING, the autistic dealings of a clan called Scythia, and a 12 year old boy that answers to the pseudonym “Sword.”
It all started roughly two weeks ago, with me returning from my inactivity by joining my clan’s TeamSpeak server. Alas, I was greeted by a seemingly empty server. Population: Me. Such loneliness I dealt with for several hours. I was finally greeted by the company of another clan member, whom we shall refer to as “Manny.” Manny and I were chatting it up, when we were joined by another user by the name of Sword. I have never seen Sword before, let alone talked with him. I was under the impression that Manny held the same relation towards Sword as I. Sword relayed to us that our current TeamSpeak server is empty because they were all banned in an act of rage by the heinous Eyebeat, owner of the current server we were on. That Eyebeat PURGED THE LANDS OF ALL RELATED TO MENSTRUAL MONSOON. In short, Sword told us that MM revered Eyebeat as a “total douchey asshole” and that we should “totally join [his] server, it’s so much better.” So, with really nothing to lose, Manny and I joined Sword’s Teamspeak (which is located at crpgserver.ts3dns.com).
It was then I discovered that this particular TeamSpeak was in fact a community portal, hosting services for other clans such as Krea, Hoplite, and Scythia, of which Sword leads with the help of his seemingly autistic lapdog, Tsugan. This became my new hangout spot, as I started to converse with a few members of Hoplite and joined their clan after noticing that MM has seemingly fallen off the radar, and is virtually nonexistent at that point in time. While populating Sword’s server I was frequently messaged by Sword himself, being asked if I knew of any clans that would like to use his server. Admittedly, I am not a large player in the cRPG community, or really any other online community as I do not have the time to maintain a solid presence.
Days have passed, each day I found myself attempting to contact other members of MM and even Eyebeat himself. Anything that would lend details to the story that Sword had told me. Several members of MM have finally come into contact with me, only to deny what Sword has said. Manny and I were the only two people that have been told Eyebeat was an aggressor towards MM. Things started to not make as much sense as they previously did. Sword refuses to discuss the happenings of Eyebeat and why MM left their previous Teamspeak, and suddenly goes AFK and does not respond to messages once the subject is brought up.
More time passes, and I finally come into contact with Eyebeat, only for him to deny that he banned anyone. Eyebeat was actually confused as to why MM left. It seems that Sword acted as a wedge and spread misinformation to anyone he came into contact with, regarding a clan that uses his own TeamSpeak. MrFistYoGirl, leader of the MM clan, verified my claims of Sword being the sole aggressor.
It is then, while in Sword’s TeamSpeak, while in a channel with Eyebeat, fellow clan member “Vagina Ravager,” and a non-talkative user named “Spybot” (which happens to have admin powers), that I have a sudden realization. I explain to Eyebeat and “VR” that Sword created lies about Eyebeat in order to facilitate the migration of the MM clan. With Sword’s previous activity, it all adds up. Several seconds after voicing my theory, Eyebeat is banned for “trash talking” by the user Spybot. How suspicious! It is then that I am messaged by Spybot and told “You know what you have done.” I inquire more about this cryptic statement, and am told that I have “trash talked.” Absolutely no context given, just two simple words. After being threatened to be banned “now or later,” I ask on what grounds is my ban being made. Spybot replies with “should I tell Sword now, or later?” Doing a quick client check, I find that Spybot and Sword have the same IP address. I reply to Spybot with “Why would you tell yourself something you already know?” After sending it, I was immediately banned for “trash talking.”
MM leader MrFistYoGirl has contacted Sword and inquired about these bans, and why Sword has spread these lies about Eyebeat, banned him, and banned myself. Sword failed to offer any explanation to MrFistYoGirl, and insisted that we were banned because we “trash talked.”
(TL;DR) It has come to my attention, and this should be shared with the community, that the clan Scythia, and users Sword and Tsugan have conspired against known TeamSpeak hoster's in attempt to fulfill their lust in populating their own.
Edit: By decree of MM_Fallopian_Knight I am an asshole for slandering his friend Sword (aka Protection). I have declined his request to remove this thread.
