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Hey Christo
« on: July 27, 2012, 10:12:06 am »
Last Winter, at around January/February, I decided that I am just way too overweight, and I'll have to change it as soon as possible.

I am not really a tall guy, about 170 centimeters tall, quite normal I'd say.
Now, My weight was 103 kilos. You could expect how living like that feels. You suck at everything, stuff like that.

I remembered how much I used to run like.. five years ago. I did 3 km runs without stopping, and I wanted to do the same again. It was so demoralizing to see that I couldn't run/jog for more than 30 seconds without almost dropping.

Back when you were younger some Guild Wars developer/modeler probably spotted you somewhere in Hungary since they've made a whole new race based on your real life appearance (before you lost weight):

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Re: Hey Christo
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2012, 10:34:05 am »
What the hell is that, a morbidly obese dolphin?

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Re: Hey Christo
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2012, 10:52:09 am »
This why Gay Wars 2 gonna suck!
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Re: Hey Christo
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2012, 10:55:31 am »
Hello
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Re: Hey Christo
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2012, 11:00:27 am »
This why Gay Wars 2 gonna suck!

I'm willing to bet that you'll buy it sooner or later, being an all-american-bundle of sticks-Hero and all that.
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Re: Hey Christo
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2012, 11:51:55 am »
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Re: Hey Christo
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2012, 01:16:06 pm »
thötizröllynyzepyctre
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Re: Hey Christo
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2012, 01:54:35 pm »
I'm willing to bet that you'll buy it sooner or later, being an all-american-bundle of sticks-Hero and all that.

Nah, i'm sick and tired of these fantasy medieval-ish MMO's nowadays. Only future MMORPGs i would buy would have to be a really good Mafia MMORPG, a fallout MMORPG or any other reality-ish based MMOs.

Inb4 Gnjuspalm even though you should do it against urself considering you like stuff like this.

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Re: Hey Christo
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2012, 02:16:32 pm »
Nah, i'm sick and tired of these fantasy medieval-ish MMO's nowadays. Only future MMORPGs i would buy would have to be a really good Mafia MMORPG, a fallout MMORPG or any other reality-ish based MMOs.

Inb4 Gnjuspalm even though you should do it against urself considering you like stuff like this.

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You're a member of this community, right ? You've played this game a lot, right ? That means that you like fantasy medieval-ish stuff yourself as well cause cRPG is all but reality-ish based. Maybe its not a classic MMO but everything else fits so don't you paste some fancy dressed midgets screen to me, mister.  :wink:
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Re: Hey Christo
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2012, 02:48:51 pm »
cRPG has nothing to do with Guild Wars, WoW and other MMORPG crap.

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Re: Hey Christo
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2012, 03:21:40 pm »
You're a member of this community, right ? You've played this game a lot, right ? That means that you like fantasy medieval-ish stuff yourself as well cause cRPG is all but reality-ish based.
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Gnjuspalm for Gnjus for taking that shit out of context and liking midgets and obese whales.
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: Hey Christo
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2012, 03:43:08 pm »
You're a member of this community, right ? You've played this game a lot, right ? That means that you like fantasy medieval-ish stuff yourself as well cause cRPG is all but reality-ish based. Maybe its not a classic MMO but everything else fits so don't you paste some fancy dressed midgets screen to me, mister.  :wink:

Tbh i loved CRPG for what it used to be. Weird that i'm still playing it. But i loved the toony weapons such as Lance of Compensation, Looney Toons Axe, Boulder on a Stick, Ladderpulting, Ladders to heaven, and such.

But also cavalry combat. But in any case. There's no elfs here. No imaginary races here. There's imaginary countries but not races. They're human.

No big ass 2000000m black swords, no gnomes, no dwarfs none of that shit. And most importantly. THERE'S NO MAGIC.


But the shitty thing is most MMO's follow that same  old boring formula with their MMO's. I.e using a fantasy-medieval-ish setting with hotkey button mashing combat.

None of them wants to be innovative when it comes to MMORPGs. And when they are they get trashed to hell or the game slowly dies and becomes a F2P because it's not enough LARP friendly for those fucks.


Now GW2 might be innovative for the fantasy-medieval-ish ''genre'' but it sure as hell aint bringing anything new to the table for the MMORPG genre at whole.



TL;DR version: GW2 will suck
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Re: Hey Christo
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2012, 04:11:29 pm »
cRPG has nothing to do with Guild Wars, WoW and other MMORPG crap.

It has more similarities then you're ready to admit.


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Gnjuspalm for Gnjus for taking that shit out of context and liking midgets and obese whales.

Nothing wrong with whales & midgets.


There's no elfs here. No imaginary races here. There's imaginary countries but not races. They're human.

No big ass 2000000m black swords, no gnomes, no dwarfs none of that shit. And most importantly. THERE'S NO MAGIC.

So fucking what ? It doesn't take dwarves, elves & magic to have a fantasy game. cRPG has Russian, Poles & abusing devs instead. Also it has a community filled with retards who keep saying that "balance is more important then realism", as if the doctor slapped their head instead of their arse when they were born so now they cry throughout their life while they should've stopped a few minutes after their unfortunate birth.
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Re: Hey Christo
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2012, 04:18:36 pm »
Making friends Gnjus?
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Re: Hey Christo
« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2012, 04:42:05 pm »
It has more similarities then you're ready to admit.


Nothing wrong with whales & midgets.


So fucking what ? It doesn't take dwarves, elves & magic to have a fantasy game. cRPG has Russian, Poles & abusing devs instead. Also it has a community filled with retards who keep saying that "balance is more important then realism", as if the doctor slapped their head instead of their arse when they were born so now they cry throughout their life while they should've stopped a few minutes after their unfortunate birth.

Lol that's the community. Not part of the game. And join NA serv instead. Much better here.No XNXNXNXNXN kids or asskissing devs (atleast not as many as EU serv got). Much better at the ''other side''.


But in any case. I will keep disliking fantasy shit in MMOs.
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