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Re: Several new players
« Reply #105 on: July 21, 2012, 12:01:58 am »
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Re: Several new players
« Reply #106 on: July 21, 2012, 12:04:10 am »
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Also we are looking For NA, We are all in Texas.
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Re: Several new players
« Reply #107 on: July 21, 2012, 12:16:08 am »
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Make an initial judgment based upon how members of different clans perform and act in the servers (both performance wise and conduct wise) and then start reaching out. Don't necessarily take up any offers of recruitment from clans; you should be the one to decide what clan is a potentially good fit, not the other way around.
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Re: Several new players
« Reply #108 on: July 21, 2012, 12:32:19 am »
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This thread is great. It's possibly the most humiliating point in Bjords cRPG life and he doesn't even realise it.

Quick summary: Skyline, a new player, asks for a clan and says he learned the game quickly. Bjord cannot accept the fact that the new player thinks he can learn the game quickly. That's where Bjord tries to constantly derail the thread, which doesn't really work, because everyone is ignoring his comments more or less and continues with the constructive discussion. Bjord goes on nonetheless, throwing a tantrum, trying to impress everyone, especially the new one, with his perception of his very own skill level, proofing it by the many countless hours he needed to get to this level. Again, no one cares.

I think I have never before on the cRPG forum seen someone who tried so pathetical to prove himself against someone who is totally new to the game. It's like the bully kid in school in fear of losing his reputation to the new kid that pulls all the jokes.

Please, Bjord, stop it!  :lol: Or not. Your call, I'm fine either way  :lol:

:shock:

I'm really surprised to have invoked such a strong reaction from you.

Anyway, I don't think that post of yours is very fair. I was actually trying to help, and I don't care how fast he improves. I don't even care if he's better than me. I just thought some humility couldn't hurt. Maybe I'm the only one who got the impression that he was expecting to get the hang of every possible thing about the mechanics in a matter of days. I mean, judging by his posts at least. I am just surprised you would go out of your way to smear my name like that and claim I am throwing "tantrums".

BTW, if I wanted to prove my skill level, I wouldn't do it with words. :wink:
Besides, trying to prove something with words is ridiculous. Anyone can claim to be anything.

Guess no good deed goes unpunished.
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Re: Several new players
« Reply #109 on: July 21, 2012, 12:36:16 am »
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bjord bad posts  :(
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Re: Several new players
« Reply #110 on: July 21, 2012, 12:38:26 am »
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Coming from bjord their is no good deed only pleasant bliss when you were muted :)
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Re: Several new players
« Reply #111 on: July 21, 2012, 12:41:24 am »
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:shock:

I'm really surprised to have invoked such a strong reaction from you.

Anyway, I don't think that post of yours is very fair. I was actually trying to help, and I don't care how fast he improves. I don't even care if he's better than me. I just thought some humility couldn't hurt. Maybe I'm the only one who got the impression that he was expecting to get the hang of every possible thing about the mechanics in a matter of days. I mean, judging by his posts at least. I am just surprised you would go out of your way to smear my name like that and claim I am throwing "tantrums".

BTW, if I wanted to prove my skill level, I wouldn't do it with words. :wink:
Besides, trying to prove something with words is ridiculous. Anyone can claim to be anything.

Guess no good deed goes unpunished.

you did try to prove it with words?

A paragraph proving you to be a complete ass isn't much of a "strong" reaction, probably took 5 minutes of his life.

How is that helping him, telling him he's going to suck? He's had experience in a similar game, I know of a full clan of people that became the best in the competitive community of warband, and they came from darkfall aswell.

Still, all your posts are typical, from a Saracen troll shitposter.


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Re: Several new players
« Reply #112 on: July 21, 2012, 12:57:39 am »
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Since when did everyone become such gigantic carebears?

Yes chadz just singled me out, pretty awesome if I say so myself. It stings, but still awesome. He's the donkey lord and everyone listens to him, of course I'll look like a giant douchebag who should be permabanned for existing.

Anyway, keep on talking shit about me, nothing I can do about it anyway. I was jus trying to make points with sarcasm.

Good luck, Skyline. I guess I'm sorry for my attitude. As they said, ignore for I am a douche.

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Re: Several new players
« Reply #113 on: July 21, 2012, 01:01:07 am »
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Since when did everyone become such gigantic carebears?

Yes chadz just singled me out, pretty awesome if I say so myself. It stings, but still awesome. He's the equus africanus asinus lord and everyone listens to him, of course I'll look like a giant douchebag who should be permabanned for existing.

Anyway, keep on talking shit about me, nothing I can do about it anyway. I was jus trying to make points with sarcasm.

Good luck, Skyline. I guess I'm sorry for my attitude. As they said, ignore for I am a douche.

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Re: Several new players
« Reply #115 on: July 21, 2012, 01:18:36 am »
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Which one am I? :mrgreen:
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Re: Several new players
« Reply #116 on: July 21, 2012, 01:24:17 am »
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1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: Several new players
« Reply #117 on: July 21, 2012, 01:34:20 am »
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Maybe, but if you're going to tell someone their they're wrong atleast spell "Your" correctly.
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1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: Several new players
« Reply #118 on: July 21, 2012, 01:43:05 am »
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Re: Several new players
« Reply #119 on: July 21, 2012, 01:49:10 am »
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