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Re: CraZy Loooshus, CrPg Loom giveaway and essay contest. (17 loom points)
« Reply #105 on: June 07, 2012, 06:06:42 pm »
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Front runner, the bar has been set.

Agreed, a great read indeed. :D

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Re: CraZy Loooshus, CrPg Loom giveaway and essay contest. (17 loom points)
« Reply #106 on: June 07, 2012, 08:47:15 pm »
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The Taste

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Yep this must be a winner, I'd be surprised If anyone can conjure up a story better than this :)
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Re: CraZy Loooshus, CrPg Loom giveaway and essay contest. (17 loom points)
« Reply #107 on: June 07, 2012, 09:38:47 pm »
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I noticed that almost everyone who +'d his story were Fallen lol.
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Re: CraZy Loooshus, CrPg Loom giveaway and essay contest. (17 loom points)
« Reply #108 on: June 07, 2012, 09:48:21 pm »
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I noticed that almost everyone who +'d his story were Fallen lol.
Maybe it's because we told him to take part in this contest and we know he is a good writer.
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Re: CraZy Loooshus, CrPg Loom giveaway and essay contest. (17 loom points)
« Reply #109 on: June 07, 2012, 10:13:58 pm »
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My English is not the best but look at my Essay:


Once upon a time I came into a new world .The new World was called Mount and Blade Warband.
I was alone and started as a farmer but I got stronger and stronger.


Last year summer it was so hot and my brother had to go to the toilet. I looked at the computer screen and was shocked.
A village was attacked by the Bandits. I ran to the computer trying to save a little kid. He was crying and screaming after his mother but the crazy thing was as i touched the mouse I was in the game.
I had a brown beard and hairy chest. I couldn't believe what happened right now. The last thing i can remember was that I saved the kid and threw him in a small lake.
I woke up in a cave with a ugly guy sitting next to me. His eyes werent on the same position and his toung was looking out of his mouth all the time.
I was woundering how a human bean could be so fucking ugly. He was ugly but very kind he gave me something to eat and to drink. I asked "what is your name"?
He answered my name is chadz.
In the night he woke me up and told me that we can get out of this crap cave. I was asking him how .
I punched him in the face and kicked him as he was lying on the ground the Guard came in and tried to stop us punching eachother. He touched me and then I pulled out a spoon. I poked in his eye and he was screaming like hell. chadz had his hand infront of the Guards mouth so no one could hear him. We stole the cave keys and ran of.
We didnt know where to go , we didn't even know where we were. I just started to walk and walk and walk. After 2days we arrived a little Village and we were really happy to see someone going towards us with a can of water and some bread . Her name was Mustikki .She was very kind and we were allowed to stay over night.
The next day I woke up, something was banging on the wall behind me . I stood up and I  saw chadz naked having sex with Mustikki. I was asking my self "WTF"??
We had to go and Mustikki was very sad. chadz decided to talk to her and told me to wait outside . I was waiting outside nearly 15minutes i think,  I went inside. And I think you guys think that he banged her but ... no! He fucking killed her. His whole shirt was over blood and his face, i was shocked and had to throw up. I actually aimed for the ground but i threw up on her. Now there was blood all over her i threw up on her but you know what happened next???  He banged her another 20minutes.
After that we had a map with us and we knew where to go .
It was getting dark and he was telling me to shut up. A troop of Cavalry was riding next to us but luckely they didnt see us.
We had a sleep. The sun was burning into my eyes at the morning and I couldn't sleep. He woke up aswell because he needed a toilet. We were walking allong a lake and we saw the Sovereignty of Aegis (SoA) troops building up some tents. We knew they were looking for new Soldiers so we applied there. As recruits we didnt earn much money and we had to do all the shit what the others didnt have to do.
After a year of hard work and training our skills were better then the leaders skills of the Aegis Sovereignty(SoA).
We went to a fest it was really near the tents of the Aegis Sovereignty(SoA). We had a Hangover and didnt know what was going on for a moment. We stood up and tried to walk but we failed. A Vikinger helped us up and chadz face was full of cow shit. I was laughing at him. We carryed on walking to the Nords we wanted to work there as Soldiers as really good Soldiers.
We had a really good time and were talking about ower first meeting in that cave. I told him that he was ugly and asked him why Mustikki that cute girl had sex with him. He said that he waited until she was out of her bedroom he ran in and pulled of his clothes. He waited until she came in and then she was laughing and touched his ... and then they started to have sex.
I was asking myself if this could happen to me once in my life aswell.
So as we were talking we arrived in Reyvadin. We didnt have any money so he stole some bread and we ate it. What we didnt know the man who sold the bread knew that we stole the bread and he called the Guards.
We got some keys for a nice room in the middle of the city but we couldnt pay them so we told the women that we will pay tommorow. We have already done two things wrong and as it couldnt get worse he lost in a fight. He couldnt pay so we ran away into our room. We were laughing and after that we went to sleep. We woke up on a ramp our hands wrapped up with a rope on a metal pole.
Everyone was shouting at us and we couldnt believe what was going on. A man was talking but we couldnt hear what he was saying because the people were so noisy. They helped chadz up and pulled out a Great Long Bardiche from behind the wall. He couldnt see anything because his eyes were wrapped up with his shirt. I was shouting , no i wasnt shouting I was yelling but no one was listening to me. They chopped of his head and his last words were "I love you my Brother Blackpoint".
They let me go and I was crying like a pussy. I couldnt handle his death and wanted  to commit suicide. I jumped down a 35meter hill but i didnt die. My legs were broken my arms and my ribs were cracking as i landed on the stoney ground. A women came She was called Leshma and saved my life. She became my wife and we lived together. I heard something shouting at me I woke up.
It was my brother he touched my sholders and told me to piss off. I was back in real life and couldn't believe what happened in that short time!



As my brother went to the toilet I went to the computer. I played the game and it was so fantastic that i was dreaming infront of the computer. The dream felt like 50 years life but my brother  came back after 5minutes and woke me up. I had tears in my eyes and was shocked how a dream feels.

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Re: CraZy Loooshus, CrPg Loom giveaway and essay contest. (17 loom points)
« Reply #110 on: June 07, 2012, 10:20:29 pm »
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Maybe it's because we told him to take part in this contest and we know he is a good writer.

Tell him to give me atleast 1 loom cuz i asked nicely tons of times in this thread and i support his story.

That is all...
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Re: CraZy Loooshus, CrPg Loom giveaway and essay contest. (17 loom points)
« Reply #111 on: June 08, 2012, 12:05:23 am »
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I noticed that almost everyone who +'d his story were Fallen lol.
nothing evil about supporting a friend...besides his story is just the best for the moment (my private opinion ;) )
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Re: CraZy Loooshus, CrPg Loom giveaway and essay contest. (17 loom points)
« Reply #112 on: June 08, 2012, 12:16:00 am »
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Where is the youtube video...

Come on Looshus! lets watch those mother fuckers burn!
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Re: CraZy Loooshus, CrPg Loom giveaway and essay contest. (17 loom points)
« Reply #113 on: June 08, 2012, 12:33:24 am »
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I noticed that almost everyone who +'d his story were Fallen lol.
MrShine and Thorvex aren't in Fallen last time i checked.

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Re: CraZy Loooshus, CrPg Loom giveaway and essay contest. (17 loom points)
« Reply #114 on: June 08, 2012, 12:39:11 am »
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Im writing a story for this so please dont close yet ^^

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Re: CraZy Loooshus, CrPg Loom giveaway and essay contest. (17 loom points)
« Reply #115 on: June 08, 2012, 12:54:50 am »
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I'll write something too  :mrgreen: 

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Re: CraZy Loooshus, CrPg Loom giveaway and essay contest. (17 loom points)
« Reply #116 on: June 08, 2012, 12:58:25 am »
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MrShine and Thorvex aren't in Fallen last time i checked.

But I was.  :mrgreen:
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Re: CraZy Loooshus, CrPg Loom giveaway and essay contest. (17 loom points)
« Reply #117 on: June 08, 2012, 01:10:28 am »
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But I was.  :mrgreen:
Yeah you used to be cool :mrgreen:


But back to topic. Oohillac's story is really well written. Nice structure and everything. Then I read Everkistus' story and I liked the animal type approach really much. It's not as fancy vocabulary- wise (pretty obvious. he is not native English speaker), but the story was fun to read and more fresh. Maybe its because Hill's homosex stories are getting a bit old since I've read 3 of them before this one :D.

Still I have hard time deciding which one I liked more. Luckily I don't have to :D.
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Re: CraZy Loooshus, CrPg Loom giveaway and essay contest. (17 loom points)
« Reply #118 on: June 08, 2012, 01:11:42 am »
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Yeah you used to be cool :mrgreen:


But back to topic. Oohillac's story is really well written. Nice structure and everything. Then I read Everkistus' story and I liked the animal type approach really much. It's not as fancy vocabulary- wise (pretty obvious. he is not native English speaker), but the story was fun to read and more fresh. Maybe its because Hill's homosex stories are getting a bit old since I've read 3 of them before this one :D.

Still I have hard time deciding which one I liked more. Luckily I don't have to :D.

Had to go somewhere else to get more melee skills, fallen didn't cut it.  8-)
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Re: CraZy Loooshus, CrPg Loom giveaway and essay contest. (17 loom points)
« Reply #119 on: June 08, 2012, 01:19:28 am »
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The topic: The unfortunate assasination of chadz.
Any approach to the subject is acceptable, sci fi, high fantasy, detective story, whatever.
Good luck and fuck you all very much.

The Incident, the Accident, the Hint, and the Allegation
By: Garison (Penitent_Turtler)

     It was a moonless night.  These things are always done on moonless nights, you see.  It has to be when it is darkest.  It has be perfect so his neighbors can't see the helicopters approach.  It has to be dark enough so that if something goes wrong, we can extract without incident.  We trained for this in the dark, too.  We trained in the mornings and evenings.  We went over everything, countless times.  Our superiors built a life-sized plywood model of his complex in the desert and we raided it over, and over, and over again.  The mission, the layout, and the operating procedures were engraved in our muscle memory like a furrow in a dirt road that has had a equus africanus asinus pulled wagon dragged over it time and time again for generations.  The equus africanus asinus...that damnable equus africanus asinus...NO!  I must stay focused.
     He eluded us for decades, really.  Did anyone really believe this was the first attempt?  This time was different though.  This time we knew where he was.  We received a tip from an informant -- a reliable one this time.  This was no mere hint, we had his ass nailed down.  Ass....that ass...NO!  I've got to clear my head.  I need to tell it like it happened.
     "No mistakes," we told ourselves.  Accidents can always happen in this kind of operation, but mistakes are different.  Mistakes are something someone fucked up on.  Accidents are out of anyone's control.  Let me tell you, it was no mistake that we sent two helicopters and twice the men needed for this operation.  However, it was an accident when one of the choppers malfunctioned and had to be destroyed on the spot.  That was a major fuck up right here.  That wasn't our accident though, we were the boots on the ground.
     These boots hit the ground running.  The only opposition was the guy with an AK-47 guarding the yard.  He was dispatched easy enough, but not before his un-silenced 7.62×39 rounds rang out into the night like short cracks of thunder.  We knew everyone was awake now.  He was alerted.  Once we were inside, the rest was a blur: women, children, flashbangs, blood.  It was routine, just as we practiced.  There was no further resistance.  There were no mistakes -- until we reached the top floor.  There he was.  The Ass.  Equus asinus.  He was looking right at us.  We had studied his face, his mannerisms...there was no mistaking it.  I was on point, and I raised my carbine with his head square in my sights.
     "ARE YOU chadz?"  I shouted much louder than I had intended.  We knew it was him, but I had to ask.  It's part of mission protocol.  We have to make sure.  The soldier behind me radioed in, "We have ID on Geronimo."  "ARE YOU chadz?" I repeated, even louder.  I took a half step closer.  My eyes felt like they were bugging out of my head, and the tension in my trigger finger ached like arthritis.  Suddenly, a woman jumped into my view from the right.  I flinched.  My weapon discharged.  God, I didn't even see her when we entered the room.  The next thing I knew she was slumped on the ground, bleeding from her abdomen.  I knew immediately it wasn't fatal -- necessarily.  She wasn't even armed.  "One of his 72 virgins," one of the other soldiers chortled.  I don't know who said it.  I didn't laugh.
     That wasn't the mistake, it was just another accident.  I set my sights back on the equus africanus asinus's forehead.  He didn't move.  He just stood there, gnawing hay.  He didn't even blink at the previous gunshot, as far as I could tell.  He just looked at me with those big brown eyes like some kind of dumb farm animal.  My finger ached again.  "chadz," I said softly yet sternly, "we are taking you with us.  However, if you resist, we are authorized to take you out."  He munched, and rolled his glazed-over eyeballs to stare dully at the other soldiers.  I pulled the trigger.  The ass collapsed to the ground with a reverberating thump.  He never resisted.  I made a mistake.
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