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Re: [Merc_] The official Troll-a-Merc thread.
« Reply #30 on: March 30, 2011, 10:32:02 pm »
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All we want is a nice big hug.

* Alex_C hugs the Mercs.

Don't let those big, nasty, bully clans get you down!

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Re: [Merc_] The official Troll-a-Merc thread.
« Reply #31 on: March 31, 2011, 10:50:47 am »
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Can I join your TS and troll you all?

learn to duel first :)

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Re: [Merc_] The official Troll-a-Merc thread.
« Reply #32 on: March 31, 2011, 11:47:13 am »
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Can I join your TS and troll you all?

Sure, give it a try.
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Re: [Merc_] The official Troll-a-Merc thread.
« Reply #33 on: March 31, 2011, 12:50:37 pm »
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It is very important to know and understand the RULES and the INSTRUCTIONS, if you have any questions ask them here, these things won't be said again in-game.

trolol

@Olwen - I'm trying! I managed to beat Siiem a few times yesterday night (more like morning today), although I admit he was probably drooling on his keyboard from sleep deprivation.

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Re: [Merc_] The official Troll-a-Merc thread.
« Reply #34 on: March 31, 2011, 01:02:29 pm »
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shouldn't this thread be in spam/offtopic section instead?
OOODDIIINVALHALLAAAAAAA on the 20th of April 2011: What I know is that... heh, eh ja how can I explain? ...deh feeling to believe in Odin is right, dat is what I say, ja?!

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Re: [Merc_] The official Troll-a-Merc thread.
« Reply #35 on: March 31, 2011, 01:06:41 pm »
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shouldn't this thread be in spam/offtopic section instead?

No its still showing the clans information. And still in the faction halls with other posts of its kind.

Its just renamed to this as random bollocks seems to be said init.

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Re: [Merc_] The official Troll-a-Merc thread.
« Reply #36 on: March 31, 2011, 01:10:43 pm »
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trolol

@Olwen - I'm trying! I managed to beat Siiem a few times yesterday night (more like morning today), although I admit he was probably drooling on his keyboard from sleep deprivation.

nah he's always that bad :x ;)

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Re: [Merc_] The official Troll-a-Merc thread.
« Reply #37 on: March 31, 2011, 09:33:44 pm »
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* Alex_C hugs the Mercs.

Don't let those big, nasty, bully clans get you down!

Too late, in april I'll sit down in the shower with chlorine and ammonium chloride in a bucket sniffing it while I cut my wrists... All the cruel mean people in this community drove me to this. I hope you're happy people, you people just killed a person with your relentless trolling.

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Re: [Merc_] The official Troll-a-Merc thread.
« Reply #38 on: March 31, 2011, 09:44:17 pm »
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YESSSSSSS my dreams have come true!!!

Herp a derpa...

I shall be looking out in this thread and waiting until one of you're members makes a slipup in this thread then!!!
I shall ATTACK AND TROLL AND TROLL UNTIL YOU DIE OF TROLLINES!!!!
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Re: [Merc_] The official Troll-a-Merc thread.
« Reply #39 on: March 31, 2011, 10:34:05 pm »
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Too late, in april I'll sit down in the shower with chlorine and ammonium chloride in a bucket sniffing it while I cut my wrists... All the cruel mean people in this community drove me to this. I hope you're happy people, you people just killed a person with your relentless trolling.

Could we get a live-feed? :)

Also thats a very unmanly way to kill yourself..here is a guide on how to do it like a man  8-)

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Re: [Merc_] The official Troll-a-Merc thread.
« Reply #40 on: April 01, 2011, 03:21:39 pm »
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Guys, i am leaving you for Kapikukulu.

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Re: [Merc_] The official Troll-a-Merc thread.
« Reply #41 on: April 01, 2011, 03:29:56 pm »
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Could we get a live-feed? :)

Also thats a very unmanly way to kill yourself..here is a guide on how to do it like a man  8-)

that is not good enough!

Here is a guide on how to commit the perfect suicide:

First, find a piano string, thin steel wire or another wire/string that can withstand the weight of a falling human being and is somewhat sharp.
Then tie it around your neck, as if you want to hang yourself.

When this is done, go to the top of a tall building, bridge or wherever you can make a free fall. Tie the other end of the wire to something on top of the structure you are standing on.
Then grab some glue and put it on both your hands. Glue you hands to the side of your head, so you cant take them away.

After that, you just have to jump from the structure you are standing on. When you have fallen far enough, the wire around your neck will tighten, and if you've chosen a good enough wire/string, it will cut your head of.
When you land on the ground, your hed will be seperated from your body, but your hands will still be glued to your head.

Outcome:
It will look like you have literally ripped your own head off your shoulders!

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Re: [Merc_] The official Troll-a-Merc thread.
« Reply #42 on: April 01, 2011, 04:10:14 pm »
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that is not good enough!

Here is a guide on how to commit the perfect suicide:

First, find a piano string, thin steel wire or another wire/string that can withstand the weight of a falling human being and is somewhat sharp.
Then tie it around your neck, as if you want to hang yourself.

When this is done, go to the top of a tall building, bridge or wherever you can make a free fall. Tie the other end of the wire to something on top of the structure you are standing on.
Then grab some glue and put it on both your hands. Glue you hands to the side of your head, so you cant take them away.

After that, you just have to jump from the structure you are standing on. When you have fallen far enough, the wire around your neck will tighten, and if you've chosen a good enough wire/string, it will cut your head of.
When you land on the ground, your hed will be seperated from your body, but your hands will still be glued to your head.

Outcome:
It will look like you have literally ripped your own head off your shoulders!

You do realize, the autopsy report will reveal the true cause of death and void any previous suspicions as to how you died.
When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back.

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Re: [Merc_] The official Troll-a-Merc thread.
« Reply #43 on: April 01, 2011, 04:11:17 pm »
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You do realize, the autopsy report will reveal the true cause of death and void any previous suspicions as to how you died.

Party pooper...

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Re: [Merc_] The official Troll-a-Merc thread.
« Reply #44 on: April 01, 2011, 04:12:58 pm »
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You do realize, the autopsy report will reveal the true cause of death and void any previous suspicions as to how you died.

Yes, but when the picture first appears in the news (Which it will, because the news will throw themself at anything that causes just the slightest interest), people will think that you ripped your own head off.
Furthermore, when the picture floods the internet, noone will care what happened, they will just see you as 'The guy who ripped his own head off'.

That is why it is still a brilliant way of committing suicide!