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Re: [Merc_] The official Troll-a-Merc thread.
« Reply #45 on: April 01, 2011, 05:04:33 pm »
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You've thought about this too much Torp. It's creepy.
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Re: [Merc_] The official Troll-a-Merc thread.
« Reply #46 on: April 01, 2011, 05:08:47 pm »
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You've thought about this too much Torp. It's creepy.

i'm sorry to say that i can not take credit for this awesome plan; i got it from my brother... :D

dunno where he had it from

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Re: [Merc_] The official Troll-a-Merc thread.
« Reply #47 on: April 01, 2011, 05:40:16 pm »
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Hanging yourself from the top of a tall building makes no sense, you will be squished when you make contact with the earth so the cause of death would be obvious. Better chose a low height, 10 meters should be more than enough as the gravitational force is the same at 10m above the soil as at 1000m and unless you use a very long wire you won't reach maximum velocity so height won't really make a difference.

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Re: [Merc_] The official Troll-a-Merc thread.
« Reply #48 on: April 01, 2011, 05:46:11 pm »
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Hanging yourself from the top of a tall building makes no sense, you will be squished when you make contact with the earth so the cause of death would be obvious. Better chose a low height, 10 meters should be more than enough as the gravitational force is the same at 10m above the soil as at 1000m and unless you use a very long wire you won't reach maximum velocity so height won't really make a difference.

ofc you woul have to do some math, figure out how much force it takes to seperate a man's head from his shoudlers with a wire, then calculate the ideal length of the wire and find a construction that matches your needs.

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Re: [Merc_] The official Troll-a-Merc thread.
« Reply #49 on: April 01, 2011, 05:51:42 pm »
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You can do that from a height of 3m.

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Re: [Merc_] The official Troll-a-Merc thread.
« Reply #50 on: April 01, 2011, 05:58:28 pm »
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Re: [Merc_] The official Troll-a-Merc thread.
« Reply #51 on: April 01, 2011, 07:49:24 pm »
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Noc is the unappreciated hard-working faculty of all that is creative. He's done everything, basically.

I'm one of the few to acknowledge it, the others neglect him and because of that he is less keen on doing stuff for us(LIKE A BANNER, OR AT LEAST A RE-MAKE).

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Re: [Merc_] The official Troll-a-Merc thread.
« Reply #52 on: April 01, 2011, 09:49:17 pm »
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^ this

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Re: [Merc_] The official Troll-a-Merc thread.
« Reply #53 on: April 02, 2011, 12:00:49 am »
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that is not good enough!

Here is a guide on how to commit the perfect suicide:

First, find a piano string, thin steel wire or another wire/string that can withstand the weight of a falling human being and is somewhat sharp.
Then tie it around your neck, as if you want to hang yourself.

When this is done, go to the top of a tall building, bridge or wherever you can make a free fall. Tie the other end of the wire to something on top of the structure you are standing on.
Then grab some glue and put it on both your hands. Glue you hands to the side of your head, so you cant take them away.

After that, you just have to jump from the structure you are standing on. When you have fallen far enough, the wire around your neck will tighten, and if you've chosen a good enough wire/string, it will cut your head of.
When you land on the ground, your hed will be seperated from your body, but your hands will still be glued to your head.

Outcome:
It will look like you have literally ripped your own head off your shoulders!

Ummm this post reminds of toribash... 'nuff said!
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Re: [Merc_] The official Troll-a-Merc thread.
« Reply #54 on: April 04, 2011, 02:49:50 pm »
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Xant can come too, I have no problem with him.

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Re: [Merc_] The official Troll-a-Merc thread.
« Reply #55 on: April 05, 2011, 12:21:50 am »
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Xant can come too, I have no problem with him.

I'm sure he'll be pleased.

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Re: [Merc_] The official Troll-a-Merc thread.
« Reply #56 on: April 09, 2011, 11:22:17 am »
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Forum is not quite the same without the real merc thread :(
 This thread does not provide the same enjoyment,

I need my regular merc fix, so pretty please unlock your original thread and delete your private forum.
 It is for the greater good!

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Re: [Merc_] The official Troll-a-Merc thread.
« Reply #57 on: April 09, 2011, 11:23:30 am »
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Forum is not quite the same without the real merc thread :(
 This thread does not provide the same enjoyment,

I need my regular merc fix, so pretty please unlock your original thread and delete your private forum.
 It is for the greater good!

No.
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Re: [Merc_] The official Troll-a-Merc thread.
« Reply #58 on: April 09, 2011, 11:33:31 am »
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Just post in here im sure it will have the same effect :P

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Re: [Merc_] The official Troll-a-Merc thread.
« Reply #59 on: April 09, 2011, 11:39:38 am »
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Just post in here im sure it will have the same effect :P

Doubt it, it was the recruitment process that was hilarious to follow :P

(also mte's reply was less exciting then i had expected  :wink: )