Legends of c-RPG

[Peasant_Woman]

ooh, let me try!

There was once a man who rode his horse fast and lanced people while they were fighting.

[Andy]

ooh, let me try!

There was once a man who rode his horse fast and lanced people while they were fighting.

Ahh, yeah, yeah. I think I saw him a long time ago too.

[haxKingdom]

there once was a man who used the perfect shielder/archer build of 21/15 and haxored all the kingdoms

[[ptx]]

There was once a man in heavy armor with lots of strength and durability, who did naught but attack ceaselessly.

[Rebelyell]

Old Appe with bulder on the stick, FULL black plate and sniper xbow with 110dmag

[LordBerenger]

There was once a man in heavy armor with lots of strength and durability, who did naught but attack ceaselessly.

Goretooth?

[Arathian]

Goretooth?

that would be me.

Spammer pride world wide.

[Kastu]

There was a man who was fastest in plate armor and could stare a man to death.

[Chris_P_Bacon]

Goretooth?

That's what I thought, but of course they wouldn't know of him.

[Teeth]

There was once a man in heavy armor with lots of strength and durability, who did naught but attack ceaselessly.

Ivani4?

There was once a man who's horse alone got more kills than the rest of the team combined on some days.

[Black Wind]

These 'legends' are just a part of being a PK.

Now, allow me to elabortate on the 'why'.

The typical PK alt (UAM, United African Militia) has two legs, but being hung like the Africanus Nappaharis. With this extra length, we use our abnormal apprmdage to propel us into 13 ath builds. wielding fearsome pitchforks, and shortened spears, although many of the members like to keep it "OG" and use knives.

Now, power strike. I'm not sure if you're aware, but here in PK, we powerlift at an olympic standard, and all have a very applicable knowledge of pounding meat into a pulp. This is also the reason why we seldom die in NA servers, the friction between our latissimus dorsi and our tricep rubs, creating friction, thus altering our ability to block in the small window of time we have.

Note: This is a rare event, as we are still, that much better than all of you.

It is because of our professsionally built and toned bodies, and chiseled abdominals, that we are the beasts that you are forced to tolerate every now and then. (although our killer abs are hidden under our big boned chests)

My bicep is so huge, it doesn't even flop down anymore.

My clicking fingers are so muscular and wide, I get blisters from clicking.

I am that dedicated to warband, I get bedsores from each and every sitting.


Check-fuckin'-mate fellas.

Legend out.

[Cyclopsided]

lats and triceps rubbing? doing it wrong
that would require you to be in an externally rotated shoulder position. That's an interestingly bad posture to play games in.

[Black Wind]

lats and triceps rubbing? doing it wrong
that would require you to be in an externally rotated shoulder position. That's an interestingly bad posture.

Nah, our bodies are just that huge.

[Cyclopsided]

Nah, our bodies are just that huge.

No. That would require your triceps to be larger than your other brachial muscles, or an externally rotated shoulder. an imbalance or an odd posture.
In neutral position, even on body builders... biceps and triceps will have equal touching with lats.

[Black Wind]

No. That would require your triceps to be larger than your other brachial muscles, or an externally rotated shoulder. an imbalance or an odd posture.
In neutral position, even on body builders... biceps and triceps will have equal touching with lats.

Listen punk. My muscles are huge. Stop trying to patronize me on the internet, because I get all the vigina I want!