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Re: Astralis [NA]
« Reply #210 on: July 13, 2012, 03:48:03 am »
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Being of the moon with my lunarness, I feel as I might fit in Astralis and it's cosmo-loving members
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Re: Astralis [NA]
« Reply #211 on: July 13, 2012, 03:53:06 am »
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Being of the moon with my lunarness, I feel as I might fit in Astralis and it's cosmo-loving members
(Moonman is interested in Astralis)

Dude MM scumbags be balls deep in that Smite.  Does Astralis accept alts??
How do you work this thing??

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Re: Astralis [NA]
« Reply #212 on: July 13, 2012, 05:56:00 am »
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Being of the moon with my lunarness, I feel as I might fit in Astralis and it's cosmo-loving members
(Moonman is interested in Astralis)

thats funny.
well if you are interested, join our ts and apply on our forums.
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Re: Astralis [NA]
« Reply #213 on: July 13, 2012, 06:20:54 am »
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Dude MM scumbags be balls deep in that Smite.  Does Astralis accept alts??

Smite is only fun cause of Ymir's hardcore dancing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mPnjhh9aVc

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Re: Astralis [NA]
« Reply #214 on: July 13, 2012, 06:35:52 am »
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Smite is only fun cause of Ymir's hardcore dancing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mPnjhh9aVc

You wish you two stepped like me little boy
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Re: Astralis [NA]
« Reply #215 on: July 15, 2012, 08:38:36 am »
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Before Sitting Bull was a global superstar, he dated high school sweetheart Ulfson. The couple lasted from Bull’s junior year of high school into his first year of college. Last night, Ulfson told us that the ex-forker finally ended the relationship with a handwritten letter.

In the note, Sitting Bull informs Ulfson of his "absolute anger and disappointment" in him. Sitting Bull's parents told him that Ulfson was "telling everyone on the forums who would listen that he was Bull's man toy, and all of this when he knows you are engaged to Luk!'"

Amazingly, Sitting Bull even demanded that Ulfson "please mail back my elder’s cudgel that I gave to you.” Ulfson claims that he was "devastated" and "cried for two days" after receiving the letter. Later, Sitting Bull followed up with a second letter to apologize for his actions. Read both letters in full at http://astralis-c-rpg.enjin.com/home.

More recently, Sitting Bull has allegedly sent steamy text messages to at least one rumored mistress, Claire Calford.  Previously, Ulfson said that Sitting Bull's father Robert Namo cheated, too, news that, if true, would echo Bull’s behaviors.
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Re: Astralis [NA]
« Reply #216 on: July 16, 2012, 01:54:39 pm »
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I'm confused. Who am I engaged to, and who am I using for mindless physical pleasure? I want to get this "strait" if I'm to expand beyond my know floozies.

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Re: Astralis [NA]
« Reply #217 on: July 16, 2012, 02:04:55 pm »
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Luk are you telling me you've already forgotten our trist at the stocks last night?

..you manwhore!
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Re: Astralis [NA]
« Reply #218 on: July 16, 2012, 02:06:21 pm »
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I think this is only the beginning of the uncovering of the massive, intertwined web of Astralis man love and betrayal.

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Re: Astralis [NA]
« Reply #219 on: July 16, 2012, 11:51:51 pm »
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This Clan is fucking gay.
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Re: Astralis [NA]
« Reply #220 on: July 17, 2012, 02:13:55 am »
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Gets you all hot and bothered doesn't it

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Re: Astralis [NA]
« Reply #221 on: July 17, 2012, 02:24:43 am »
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Gets you all hot and bothered doesn't it

And so does this.
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Re: Astralis [NA]
« Reply #222 on: July 17, 2012, 06:26:28 am »
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This Clan is fucking gay.
Language, Namo.

We prefer to be called "partners," not a "clan."

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Re: Astralis [NA]
« Reply #223 on: July 17, 2012, 10:14:30 am »
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An older member of the Vezin Legislature has received death threats since telling his clan that "the homosexual agenda is just destroying this clan" and poses a bigger threat to the  faction than terrorism or chadzians.

"I'm not gay-bashing. But according to the Holy Namo's word that is not the right kind of lifestyle," Namo said during an appearance before a group of forum goers. His comments were recorded and posted on the video sharing Web site YouTube on Sunday.

"Studies show no clan that has totally embraced homosexuality has lasted more than a few decades," Namo says in the recorded comments. "It is not a lifestyle that is good for this faction."

On Monday, Namo said his comments were edited and taken out of context. Namo said they were directed at wealthy, politically active homosexuals and archers who are contributing gold and lutefisk to gay and ranged candidates for officer spots in Astralis and SOW.

"I was talking about an agenda. I was not talking about individuals," said Namo, the father of the current faction leader Sitting Bull. "They have the right to choose that lifestyle. They do not have the right to force it down our throat.

"I have never said hate speech against anybody. I would never do that."

Namo said he has received more than 3,000 e-mails and hundreds of telephone calls since his comments were posted online. He said a few supported his comments but that most condemned them and that some even contained such hateful statements as "You suck with the Nodachi" and "All you do is hold like a fucken n00b, come at me bro!"

Stay tuned for further developments.
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Re: Astralis [NA]
« Reply #224 on: July 17, 2012, 02:13:38 pm »
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What the actual fuck? Just cause me and bull, and shine, and tom, and many, many others do "stuff" It has nothing to do with strat or the politics that evolve from it. Hater. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghxn38bX7w0
« Last Edit: July 17, 2012, 02:18:06 pm by Wallace_Ritchie »