How fucked up is your language?

[WITCHCRAFT]

Asproigerosis...

[Arn_Magnusson]

To refresh this. The Polish has also ambiguous word: KURWA.
Big part of community knows it in way, that he'd like or he heard.
Polish won, as the most fucked up language o/

[Christo]

Hungarian also has the word; "Kurva"

Same meaning.

[Bjord]

Nobody swears like Hungarians. It's an art form.

"Kapd be a faszt te kurva faszfejū szarházi piszok, a jó istent basza meg az anyádat mert az apád fasza nem ál a képére, is meg akkor sem kúrna meg aszt a cigányt(sorry travelers) mert a picsája rohadtabb mint a kutyának a szaros segge."

I wouldn't dare translate this.

And I do not even grasp Hungarian 100%. I still know how to swear like a drunken sailor tripping on coke, though.

Any Hungarians please feel free to correct my swearing.

[Christo]

Nobody swears like Hungarians. It's an art form.

I wouldn't dare translate this.

Hungarian swearing is indeed something unique.

You can't. 

[Bjord]

You can, it just wouldn't make sense.

[Christo]

Yeah it would sound quite weird.

Bjord this is for you because you understand hungarian, awesome swearing combo, mechanic goes mad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOgNuA5nXqk
5:49m of constant, non repetitive swearing.

Hehe

[Bjord]

I wish I could swear like that.

[Kafein]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knFmjVf0jVk

[Germanicus]

Butterfly means "SCHMETTERLING!!!!" in my language.Tell me that´s not fucked up.Especially if "Schmettern" means to dash something.

Oh well, just visit 9gag, it has plenty of those pictures with language comparison.And guess what, the weirdest ist mostly german.

deswegen heißen sie ja auch schmetterling.....

[Germanicus]

german is a fucked p language but in someway epic (no i dont say that cuz im german, many people told that to me to asians,europeans and americans frenchys to!!!) its fucked up bcuz its hard to speak and its epic cuz you have 500 differend words with the same fucking meaning  and you can do fucked up cool metal with that language :DDDD

[Barracuda]

german is a fucked p language but in someway epic (no i dont say that cuz im german, many people told that to me to asians,europeans and americans frenchys to!!!) its fucked up bcuz its hard to speak and its epic cuz you have 500 differend words with the same fucking meaning  and you can do fucked up cool metal with that language :DDDD

For me hardest part of learning German was the remebering whether a noun is masculine, femininine or neuter. And how you conjugate(?) them in different situations.

[Ujin]

I strongly believe and keep telling my dutch clanmates that their language sounds like a deepthroat blowjob gone wrong. That's how fucked up it sounds to me.

[Kafein]

I strongly believe and keep telling my dutch clanmates that their language sounds like a deepthroat blowjob gone wrong. That's how fucked up it sounds to me.

plused

[Beauchamp]

ČTVRTHRST
SCVRNKLS

the longest czech words without vowels.