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How fucked up is your language?
« on: April 04, 2012, 12:51:40 am »
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Let me start with english.

Take the word "piss" for example.

We now have 4 meanings for the word "piss" and i'll put them in a sentence for you, with the meaning in brackets.

"Im really pissed (angry) that they take the piss (make fun of me) out of me while I'm pissed (drunk) trying to have a piss (wee) on the toilet."

I mean wtf?
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Re: How fucked up is your language?
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2012, 12:58:57 am »
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Butterfly means "SCHMETTERLING!!!!" in my language.Tell me that´s not fucked up.Especially if "Schmettern" means to dash something.

Oh well, just visit 9gag, it has plenty of those pictures with language comparison.And guess what, the weirdest ist mostly german.
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Re: How fucked up is your language?
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2012, 01:03:21 am »
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Otto shows how funny it can be...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1IYi6bFyjw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7me-SelRQUE

Probably only funny if you understand German though. He just takes german words which sound similar to the English ones and in most cases it is funny. :)

I like the word "Schmetterling".

EDIT:

"Führerschein", yes, not a joke. It is german for driver license. I bet "Führer" is a well known word. The meaning is "führen", kinda "lead" your car, being able to drive.
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Re: How fucked up is your language?
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2012, 01:28:51 am »
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How you bend the word "store"(kauppa) in Finnish:
http://www.ling.helsinki.fi/~fkarlsso/genkau2.html

~2250 variations.

Can be done with any noun.
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Re: How fucked up is your language?
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2012, 02:04:53 am »
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Another nice example which just came into my mind: The German word FLUGZEUG (Airplane) literally translated means "flight stuff"...

BtW

Quote from: Miwiw99 on April 04, 2012, 01:03:21 am
"Führerschein", yes, not a joke. It is german for driver license. I bet "Führer" is a well known word. The meaning is "führen", kinda "lead" your car, being able to drive.

I think there still exists that old-fashioned/bureaucratic expression "Fahrzeugführer" ("vehicle leader") for driver...
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Re: How fucked up is your language?
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2012, 08:21:41 am »
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We have Singular, Plural and another form for only 2 people, let's call it Doublar.
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Re: How fucked up is your language?
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2012, 08:43:19 am »
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Quote from: Vibe on April 04, 2012, 08:21:41 am
We have Singular, Plural and another form for only 2 people, let's call it Doublar.
your from ancient greek?
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Re: How fucked up is your language?
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2012, 01:40:12 pm »
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Quote from: ReBa1918 on April 04, 2012, 02:04:53 am
Another nice example which just came into my mind: The German word FLUGZEUG (Airplane) literally translated means "flight stuff"...

BtW

I think there still exists that old-fashioned/bureaucratic expression "Fahrzeugführer" ("vehicle leader") for driver...
Similair as the Dutch 'vliegtuig', literally flying device.
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Re: How fucked up is your language?
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2012, 01:42:51 pm »
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Fuck those fucking fuckers.
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Re: How fucked up is your language?
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2012, 02:26:51 pm »
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Quote from: Torben on April 04, 2012, 01:42:51 pm
Fuck those fucking fuckers.

Hmm well.

Telling someone to "fuck off" doesnt really have a literal meaning as far as I can tell, it's just a way to insult somebody. Fuck can mean fornication as well as "Im fucked" meaning something like "I'm really tired" or "Im really screwed".
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Re: How fucked up is your language?
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2012, 02:41:19 pm »
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I strongly encourage you to read that:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Polish_language

"The Polish language is referred to as Polszczyzna (TPA/MPL: Pòlščŷz͆na; SPA/MPL: Polski; Cyrillic/MPL: Польски ) in Poland. It is the second most spoken Slavic language, just after Russian. Even if the language is only considered the third hardest in the world, (after Traditional Chinese and Hungarian), is the one most seriously fucked up. "

LOL :-)))))

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Re: How fucked up is your language?
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2012, 02:42:04 pm »
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Quote from: Ninja_Khorin on April 04, 2012, 01:28:51 am
How you bend the word "store"(kauppa) in Finnish:
http://www.ling.helsinki.fi/~fkarlsso/genkau2.html

~2250 variations.

Can be done with any noun.
very fucked up.
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Re: How fucked up is your language?
« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2012, 03:08:30 pm »
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Quote from: Ninja_Khorin on April 04, 2012, 01:28:51 am
How you bend the word "store"(kauppa) in Finnish:
http://www.ling.helsinki.fi/~fkarlsso/genkau2.html

~2250 variations.

Can be done with any noun.
I don't think many languages can be as fucked as Finnish :|
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Re: How fucked up is your language?
« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2012, 03:09:16 pm »
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Quote from: RandomDude on April 04, 2012, 02:26:51 pm
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Re: How fucked up is your language?
« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2012, 03:17:54 pm »
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