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Offline Digglez

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Re: I fucking hate cRPG
« Reply #150 on: March 30, 2012, 06:26:33 pm »
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Don't make video games your main hobby, it's not healthy.

says who?  sure beats tons of other hobbies I can think of.

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Re: I fucking hate cRPG
« Reply #151 on: March 30, 2012, 06:30:09 pm »
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Yesterday shit went bad. So, I punched a pillar thing. It hurt, and it cut 2 of my fingers kinda shitty so they were bleeding. So that kinda counts as cutting myself i guess. Then i cried after not because of the pain but yeah. So i did 1-3

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Re: I fucking hate cRPG
« Reply #152 on: March 30, 2012, 06:32:27 pm »
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dude just play fucking "happy wheels" game and enjoy your life!
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Re: I fucking hate cRPG
« Reply #153 on: March 30, 2012, 06:33:30 pm »
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Yesterday shit went bad. So, I punched a pillar thing. It hurt, and it cut 2 of my fingers kinda shitty so they were bleeding. So that kinda counts as cutting myself i guess. Then i cried after not because of the pain but yeah. So i did 1-3

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Re: I fucking hate cRPG
« Reply #154 on: March 30, 2012, 06:34:45 pm »
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Re: I fucking hate cRPG
« Reply #155 on: March 30, 2012, 07:16:26 pm »
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Play the game high.

Whenever I get high and play the game I begin to see all this stuff that I miss playing sober. The balance begins to make sense, the attacks look better/realistic, and it makes me humble.

Instead of, "Wtf that shit is so gay/broken!", it's "Wow I could see that happening irl! *Goes into 5 minute trance imagining how scary medieval fighting must have been*"

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Re: I fucking hate cRPG
« Reply #156 on: March 30, 2012, 07:31:29 pm »
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Yes, spending 20 Bucks each day to be high all the time while playing is totally worth it.
Maybe it woud be better for me to find out where you life and kill you when you are satch a Soziopath. You have enough now.
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Re: I fucking hate cRPG
« Reply #157 on: March 30, 2012, 08:22:54 pm »
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I stopped playing crpg heavily when i punched a hole in my wall ( while being high  :shock:
This game gives the most rage because of stuff that is out of your control that you cant do shit about it  ( for me its the team balance ) 
So now i play like an hour and i quit the server when it gets retarded ,

In resume , knuckles and walls are bad...


Even with the girls and the booze and weed , rage cant go away if you are a competitive player that hates to suck ,   yet i keep coming back to get fisted in the a..  i guess i enjoy it...

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Re: I fucking hate cRPG
« Reply #158 on: March 30, 2012, 08:44:32 pm »
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Re: I fucking hate cRPG
« Reply #159 on: March 30, 2012, 09:32:35 pm »
+3
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Re: I fucking hate cRPG
« Reply #160 on: March 30, 2012, 09:47:22 pm »
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Re: I fucking hate cRPG
« Reply #161 on: March 30, 2012, 10:20:33 pm »
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Yesterday shit went bad. So, I punched a pillar thing. It hurt, and it cut 2 of my fingers kinda shitty so they were bleeding. So that kinda counts as cutting myself i guess. Then i cried after not because of the pain but yeah. So i did 1-3

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You are well on your way to having your problem fixed. It is good you decided to follow Cedric's advice.

Start working out so that next time you punch something hard you will break your hand, then you will either be unable to play or will be so bad that you RQ again and end up breaking your other good hand. Then you wont be able to play because of your two broken hands, if you chose to learn to play with a combination of your face and your feet then you have problems and I can't help you, sorry.
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Re: I fucking hate cRPG
« Reply #162 on: March 30, 2012, 10:23:11 pm »
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I stopped playing crpg heavily when i punched a hole in my wall ( while being high  :shock:

Smoke weed, not crack/meth you fool!  :mrgreen:
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Re: I fucking hate cRPG
« Reply #163 on: March 30, 2012, 10:33:45 pm »
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If she is your friend, and you want her to be your girlfriend then you have made a massive mistake. That never, EVER works and I'm not trying to put you down. Be yourself, turn your attention elsewhere, and pull in what is looking your way. There will ALWAYS be some chick looking your way even though she isn't on your top of the line list. This chick may come around that way, but if you keep playing the "nice guy shoulder to cry on friend thing", I'm telling you it WON'T work. My best friend was lead on his whole life, trying to show a bitch how he could be better then the trash she dated. Well it took her having a child and being divorced before she called him and said "Hey you were right, I should of been with you" now raise my baby and take care of me. I told him I'd never speak to him again if he did it. No one can make the decision for you but I speak from experience, ditch the feelings. Have you ever had a girl that is so infatuated with you that its a turn off? Well, that works both ways.

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Re: I fucking hate cRPG
« Reply #164 on: March 30, 2012, 11:53:40 pm »
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Friendzoned, dude. Get the hell out, it never works.
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