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Re: I fucking hate cRPG
« Reply #105 on: March 29, 2012, 12:56:52 am »
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C-RPG IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!

I concur. I also have played nothing else since skyturd.
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Re: I fucking hate cRPG
« Reply #106 on: March 29, 2012, 01:20:43 am »
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Literally 3 days ago I got so mad at this game I went outside and punched a cement wall as hard as I could. My hand bled for a little and all I could think of was how much I hate cRPG. But of fucking course I went back inside, bandaged my hand, took a shower and went to the duel server and only dueled completely new players on the duel server.

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Re: I fucking hate cRPG
« Reply #107 on: March 29, 2012, 01:30:24 am »
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Re: I fucking hate cRPG
« Reply #108 on: March 29, 2012, 01:39:32 am »
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Doesen't your strength have anything to do with breaking your hand if you punch a cement wall as hard as possible? So that means that everyone saying that you wouldn't break your hand is skinny!

That's exactly what I said. If he didn't break his hand, he is too weak to generate enough force to do it. Anybody who says they can punch a concrete wall as hard as they can (again, not wood, not plaster, not cinder block, not brick, concrete) go ahead and post the video of you doing it. A Wall. Not a 4 inch concrete block suspended over a couple blocks of wood. A wall. Go ahead and post your video. We will watch a video of A. You the 90lb weakling, or B: You holding back your punch, or C: you breaking your hand.
Even Karate masters who break concrete blocks do it under very controlled circumstances and with a focused strike.

But hey, the challenge has been issued. Prove it. Show the video, because clearly these guys do it all day every day.  :rolleyes:

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Re: I fucking hate cRPG
« Reply #109 on: March 29, 2012, 01:59:02 am »
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Hell a kid at my old school broke his hand in a fight. He was maybe 14. I seriously doubt you would come out with anything less than a broken hand after punching solid concrete.

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Re: I fucking hate cRPG
« Reply #110 on: March 29, 2012, 01:59:18 am »
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Who gives a shit about the variables that determine breaking a hand punching a wall? The point of this thread is to prove that this mod is fucking terrible (for you).
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Re: I fucking hate cRPG
« Reply #111 on: March 29, 2012, 02:22:04 am »
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I swore I wouldn't post on these forums but I feel this is a needed exception if you are being sincere. If not just go ahead and ignore the following text.

Why do you play cRPG? It is a place for you to compete and fulfill a psychological need for rank in society. The game is highly skill based, and it is a way to subconciously "prove" who/what you are. The absolute best way to ween yourself away is to replace this with a sport. Not only does it fill the psychological need for competition, it can also fulfill many other needs. The need to belong to a team(cRPG provides this as well but not the same as real human interaction), and also exercise is the BEST WAY TO RELIEVE stress. It causes your body to produce many needed chemicals for psychological well being. Diet is incredibly important as well(stop eating fast food). If you really want to beat the shit out of something, get a punching bag. Keep your hands up like a boxer, and go to town until you cant swing any more. Second, getting mad when you try and lose is GOING TO HAPPEN in all realms of your life. There will always be some one better/luckier, and thats why the world records keep getting broken.  The important thing is to learn, get the fuck back up, and keep fighting.

While cRPG can provide some fulfillment, it is a game. There is nothing applicable in cRPG to real life(all games unles you are the .01% that goes pro) , so if you cannot accept that you are wasting time while playing then just stop now. A sport will provide far more for your needs than any current video game can. Maybe once the tech gets to virtual reality, who knows? Sell your PC for now or accept it is a waste of time. 

Shame on most of you for your responses. Your ignorance is shocking to be polite....

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Re: I fucking hate cRPG
« Reply #112 on: March 29, 2012, 03:32:50 am »
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The important thing is to learn, get the fuck back up, and keep fighting.


Shame on most of you for your responses. Your ignorance is shocking to be polite....
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Re: I fucking hate cRPG
« Reply #113 on: March 29, 2012, 03:42:02 am »
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Only play on FCC drinking nights. (i.e once in three months)

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Re: I fucking hate cRPG
« Reply #114 on: March 29, 2012, 03:54:43 am »
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That PUA stuff is for nerds who need a math style approach to talking to women, what happens when the equation falls away and you're left without a facade? How about just trying to "be yourself"?
I glanced at some PUA forums, it's embarrassing. "Dudes, how to be totes alpha-male? My LZ-Beta side is showing!!11"

Just the fact 'seducing girls' is a huge part of these peoples' lives says enough.
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Re: I fucking hate cRPG
« Reply #115 on: March 29, 2012, 04:26:24 am »
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Why do I play this mod?

I get pissed off at this game once a day for any variety of reasons. I hate myself for playing this mod because I've wasted so many hours of my precious youth playing this.
It's do frustrating to lose when in try hard mode.
But I can't stop. I'm hooked like a crack fiend.
I hardly play any other video games than this and because of that, I have even more reason to play this.
It is the root of so much rage and hate built up inside of me. Literally 3 days ago I got so mad at this game I went outside and punched a cement wall as hard as I could. My hand bled for a little and all I could think of was how much I hate cRPG. But of fucking course I went back inside, bandaged my hand, took a shower and went to the duel server and only dueled completely new players on the duel server. Just to feel good about myself. What do I do cRPG community?

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Re: I fucking hate cRPG
« Reply #116 on: March 29, 2012, 05:39:36 am »
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I don't understand why you are asking that to a bunch of people on internet....

I would talk about that with someone important to me, my family or my good friends. Anyway, if you don't feel good when you play to cRPG, just stop. You should have fun when playing. Focus your attention on something else, learn new things.

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Re: I fucking hate cRPG
« Reply #117 on: March 29, 2012, 07:06:44 am »
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This game is starting to really fucking suck... SO boring
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Re: I fucking hate cRPG
« Reply #118 on: March 29, 2012, 07:16:14 am »
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I'm ga y
You are ga y

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Re: I fucking hate cRPG
« Reply #119 on: March 29, 2012, 07:27:16 am »
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