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Re: Sell me on your clan.
« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2012, 05:13:00 pm »
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Top 10 reasons to join the FCC

10. You get to wear bright, bright yellow to helpfully announce yourself to enemy lances, arrows and bolts.

9. Best NA cav clan (i.e. dickless and gay).

8. Ability to unleash Kesh onto the forums and watch your enemies' heads explode in mindless, mouth frothing rage.

7. Friendly and accessible to new players like Huey Noobten.

6. BIRD clan.

5. Might not all be that skillfull but are definitely a bunch of good guys on TS.

4. 3. 2. and 1. Cyranule's mustache.

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Re: Sell me on your clan.
« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2012, 05:23:55 pm »
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Because Ninja was the first real clan. The oldest clan still around.

Because we have rules gimping you for that extra challenge. Forcing you to be a better player and think different.

Because there is enough long ass weapons and heavy armor STR builds around.

Because we don't need more cavalry.

Because we were born to kill Archers.

Because we are the most admin heavy clan around *compared to members  :)

Because of me and Khorin?

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Re: Sell me on your clan.
« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2012, 05:24:58 pm »
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Semenstorm because we like to delayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Re: Sell me on your clan.
« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2012, 06:10:40 pm »
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Merciless.
1. Because you can hear me rage about evrything.
2. Endless discussion with me and some member.
3. Sivlan as the epic polish guy.
4. Most dutch players of every other clan! WEEED!
5 . More rage by me.
6 . Drunk gameplay every saturday!
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Re: Sell me on your clan.
« Reply #19 on: March 23, 2012, 06:14:00 pm »
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Join bandits, we are gay friendly community.
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Re: Sell me on your clan.
« Reply #20 on: March 23, 2012, 06:45:52 pm »
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Because they're all frenchy ass.
The world is split in two categorie.
The one digging, and the one with the loaded crossbow.

But never forget that the one digging, got a big shovel.

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Re: Sell me on your clan.
« Reply #21 on: March 23, 2012, 06:50:19 pm »
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We have the most banner leechers on EU 1.

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Re: Sell me on your clan.
« Reply #22 on: March 23, 2012, 06:50:37 pm »
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Factionless with a rare banner so my multi isn't ruined by retards that use the same as me.


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Re: Sell me on your clan.
« Reply #23 on: March 23, 2012, 07:02:09 pm »
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ALLAHU EKBER

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Re: Sell me on your clan.
« Reply #24 on: March 23, 2012, 07:03:30 pm »
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Hospitaller:

We have shit tons of players on... all the time. It even feels like hosbergler prime time at 11am on a tuesday. And during actual prime times we often make up 50% or more of the team. Its alot more fun if you have alot of clan mates on playing together, the more the merrier. I had looked into other clans before hosp and it was boring being the only one of them on unless it was 8-11pm, but that doesn't happen with hosp.

I dont always go in TS, but when i do, its usually pretty funny. Supers drunk rantings, Thugs raging over getting killed fair and square, Peppos music and hard to believe stories.
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Re: Sell me on your clan.
« Reply #25 on: March 23, 2012, 07:06:34 pm »
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Hospitaller:

We have shit tons of players on... all the time. It even feels like hosbergler prime time at 11am on a tuesday. And during actual prime times we often make up 50% or more of the team. Its alot more fun if you have alot of clan mates on playing together, the more the merrier. I had looked into other clans before hosp and it was boring being the only one of them on unless it was 8-11pm, but that doesn't happen with hosp.

I dont always go in TS, but when i do, its usually pretty funny. Supers drunk rantings, Thugs raging over getting killed fair and square, Peppos music and hard to believe stories.

Yeah, but... you also have... Lemmy_Winks  :?
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Re: Sell me on your clan.
« Reply #26 on: March 23, 2012, 07:13:25 pm »
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Cochon

because we got the hottest stylest coolest banner of all time!

(click to show/hide)

So the new response to ranged ragers is not "get a shield", it is "learn to chamber ranged nub!"
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Re: Sell me on your clan.
« Reply #27 on: March 23, 2012, 07:35:42 pm »
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We got DJ ! We got Spirit! We have Lord Buzz Killington (Valdian)
Never forget the day Dragons came to Calradia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfLxHJY0lQI&feature=related
My personal theme song, We will never surrender!
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Re: Sell me on your clan.
« Reply #28 on: March 23, 2012, 08:00:34 pm »
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Guards :
We have no HA (at least in EU).
Our melee players never use those filthy easy-going mauls (We do miss Bane).
All if not most of our achers will turn around and face you in melee (and then die, except Tenne).
We are international.
We have Asca.


We only charge a mere 3 000 000 gold fee when entering, to pay for Bjarky's Camels.
We ask all clan archers to wear a straw hat, if not the perfect "Clone Tenne" outfit.
You know we have to rise up to protect everyone from Bandits.
Yellow rules.
So join NAOW !
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Re: Sell me on your clan.
« Reply #29 on: March 23, 2012, 08:04:26 pm »
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This pretty much sums up why we're the best.