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New balance conspiracy!
« on: March 18, 2012, 07:47:51 pm »
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Now... Just like everyone else I've never killed anyone on duel server without them having an excuse to conveniently put forward.

Some of these are very creative, but I stumbled across this absolute gem a few days ago:

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chadz, y u no fix broken woman animations?

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Re: New balance conspiracy!
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2012, 07:49:38 pm »
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Re: New balance conspiracy!
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2012, 09:49:49 pm »
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Re: New balance conspiracy!
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2012, 09:58:37 pm »
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Best excuse I've seen in a while :lol:
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Re: New balance conspiracy!
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2012, 10:16:29 pm »
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Maybe dieler was distracted by the woman's boobs  :lol:
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Re: New balance conspiracy!
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2012, 11:32:00 pm »
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Female chars get -1 worth of ps and +1 worth of wm.

They are smaller and faster, but not as strong.

Everybody knows that!
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Re: New balance conspiracy!
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2012, 11:33:41 pm »
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This is clearly the time to implement midgets with their own animations

PS: Did you know black characters have their own animations too?
« Last Edit: March 18, 2012, 11:37:13 pm by Vibe »
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Re: New balance conspiracy!
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2012, 11:43:52 pm »
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Quote from: Vibe on March 18, 2012, 11:33:41 pm
This is clearly the time to implement midgets with their own animations

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Re: New balance conspiracy!
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2012, 02:40:29 pm »
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Quote from: Gisbert_of_Thuringia on March 18, 2012, 10:16:29 pm
Maybe dieler was distracted by the woman's boobs  :lol:

I demand bigger boobs!
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Re: New balance conspiracy!
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2012, 03:00:06 pm »
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2 gens ago I changed my char's sex just to see if females really do have smaller hitboxes (and ofc to see some titties).

Conclusion: No.

It would make sense to give females/males certain bonuses in comparison to the opposite sex just for the sake of diversity, though.
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Re: New balance conspiracy!
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2012, 03:12:34 pm »
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Quote from: wayyyyyne on March 19, 2012, 03:00:06 pm
2 gens ago I changed my char's sex just to see if females really do have smaller hitboxes (and ofc to see some titties).

Conclusion: No.

It would make sense to give females/males certain bonuses in comparison to the opposite sex just for the sake of diversity, though.

its possible to change gender now?
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Re: New balance conspiracy!
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2012, 03:13:33 pm »
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Quote from: kono yaro! on March 19, 2012, 03:12:34 pm
its possible to change gender now?

When you retire.
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Re: New balance conspiracy!
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2012, 06:02:33 pm »
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Quote from: Vibe on March 19, 2012, 03:13:33 pm
When you retire.
Or if you go to a special surgeon.
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Re: New balance conspiracy!
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2012, 06:31:37 pm »
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Re: New balance conspiracy!
« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2012, 08:12:19 pm »
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Quote from: Vibe on March 18, 2012, 11:33:41 pm
PS: Did you know black characters have their own animations too?

+1 to athletics, +2 athletics if running from fat plate(Police).
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