Hail, my friends.
I am here by a simple request. But, ooh who the heck am I?
First a brief introduction of me, I have many names. I am known as "Ronin" in the realms of Calradia, "Windmaster" in the deserts of Middle-east, "Dora the Mighty explorer" in the Amazon Forests, "Mithrandir" in the land of Gondor, "Devin the Stargazer" in Anatolia, "Orpheus" in Ancient Greece, "Omar Khayyam" in Antagarich, "The Scourge" or "Spaz Maddicus the magnificent" among my enemies, and as "Geralt of Reyvadin" in a World where persitent people live.
But you know me as, Mahir The Kuşucurtmaz!
Sometimes, I am a goalkeeper, who lets no goal to be scored (for both my team and the opponents team) and eats nothing but "sörf".
sometimes, I am a philosophist (not a philosopher) who thinks absurdly to understand the matters of this absurdly world.
Sometimes, I am a shiny blademaster who slices his foes very very professionally.
Sometimes, you see me as an enemy in the battlefield and feel very terrified. Only in a hope to delay your death, which is; without a doubt; in vain.
Sometimes, you can't even see me. Because I'm on your back, and you will lie dead in 2 seconds.
And...
Sometimes, I am just a friendly guy whom you had a nice and qualified chit-chat.
No matter who I am, and with what name I am called I am just a human being who doesn't like to boast (a big fat lie). Well... the matter is, I have a request. A very special and perhaps absurd request, which has a big value for me if it is accepted. I want the Dadao to be a top-tier weapon, just like it deserves. As it looks like "Sultan of all swords", "The King of the Desert", "Scorpion Blade" and perhaps many more in terms of being epic. I humbly request you to look at this magnificent sword.
Doesn't it look epic? It saddens me it is not a great weapon as the weapon deserves. I can even cry
, and you know it is unwise to make a God sad as you may all drown and perish in it's tears.
Practically Dadao (aka. The Sultan of All Swords) has statistically worse stats than that ugly thing called "War Cleaver". Yuck, even writing this abomination make me vomit. Please note that, if making a God cry means flood for all worldly beings, it is not very hard to imagine what a vomiting would cause. But be warned, it can make you vomit as well and if everyone goes vomit plus to a god it would be have a double effect; which is... ehh I shut up.
Let's talk a bit statistically.
Dadao:
Speed: 92, Length: 115, Swing: 42 cut, Weight: 3 kg, Slots: 2
5226 gold
requires 12 strength
Ugly weapon that make me vomit:
Speed: 92, Length: 120, Swing: 45 cut, Unbalanced, Weight: 3.5 kg, Slots: 2
7210 gold
requires 15 strength
I am simply forced to play with that ugly thing (if there wouldn't be other swords of course). The only thing that my beloved weapon is low cost and lower strength requirement. This is not only a tragic tale, but also a bit unrealistic. A weapon has more weight, more lenght and Strength requirement than the other one, but both have same speed. But this is not a game-balance or realism suggestion; this is a request as I said. The stats I have in mind are:
Dadao
Speed: 93, Length: 115, Swing: 43 cut, Weight: 3 kg, Slots: 2
7000 gold
requires 12 strength
Or something which fits for a top-tier weapon.
Eh, I humbly thank you for reading my request dear mortal. I hope you will consider this. If you want more pictures of this beauty, there are some in different angles.
Hope, it was a good read
