LLJK CIVIL WAR AGAINST THE TYRANNY OF SMOOTHRICH
For too long have our freedoms been oppressed, and our rights been abused by the tyrant known as Smoothrich. For too long has he laughed at us and spit on us as he abused his admin powers upon the North American server against us, this two-faced tyrant of tyrannical tyranny will be brought to the justice of his people!
Smoothrich has formally expressed the idea of war upon his own people for simply angering him by expressing themselves in a variety of well-known Jolly Knight customs, such as trolling, debauchery, homosexuality, and of course being mildly self-appeasing.
This is a preemptive war declaration against his tyranny following the evidence provided below!
Sparque: so why are you up on taking fisdnar all of a sudden?
Sparque: what have my brother and I done to you exactly?
Smoothrich: as im telling nilstryfe, ive been hesitatn to attack fisdnar, which ive wanted to do since half our members left our clan and never came back, cuz i think you and nilstryfe are fine
Smoothrich: but the trolling from zealot and damug, basically members of your clan
Smoothrich: that you people seem to encourage it, saying its ok and people can do what they want
Smoothrich: i went in the vent a couple times and they just told me to leave
Smoothrich: over and over
Smoothrich: until i did
Sparque: that's ridiculous
Sparque: we don't tell people how to act
Smoothrich: so i guess im a sperglord who cant take being trolled, but in my eyes its like tears of destiny
Smoothrich: you ahve two shit heads that go out of their way to grief and troll me and try to make me look like a shit admin
Smoothrich: and a bad leader and anything else
Sparque: well ignore them then
Smoothrich: yeah
Smoothrich: well maybe you shouldve
Smoothrich: instead of being bad leaders
Smoothrich: and letting your members shit talk the person trying to oganize all of LLJK
Smoothrich: nonstop
Smoothrich: and not expecting them to troll back
Smoothrich: with videogame armies
Sparque: i don't know what you're talking about "members"
Sparque: and nilstrife and I aren't leaders or anything
Sparque: we're just trying to do something in the silly horse game
Sparque: because it's fun
Sparque: you take this so seriously smoothrich
Smoothrich: i dont take the game seriously
Smoothrich: i tried to be friendly with everyone
Smoothrich: i always have
Smoothrich: but im sick of being trolled by bundle of sticks goons
Smoothrich: for no reason
Sparque: so everyone has to like you or no one can have fun?
Smoothrich: just like fallen
Smoothrich: tears of destiny shit talks me, calls me a bad admin, insults my pictures, whatever
Smoothrich: your most vocal member, zealot, does the same to me
Smoothrich: i tried to be friendly, repeatedly, since i never raelly had a problem with zealot or damug
Smoothrich: they just started shit talking me out of no where
Smoothrich: so well, im pretty sick of strat, and im definitely sick of some spergy goons shit talking me every chance they got, being told by every other person in the clan OH WOW LOL DID U HEAR WHAT ZEALOT SAID ABOUT U?
Smoothrich: so i feel like your vent is not part of my clan at all
Smoothrich: since im openly treated with derision for no reason
Smoothrich: and other clans have more polite members then trollly as shit goons that cause drama nonstop
Sparque: i can't control another person and what they say
Sparque: neither can my brother
Sparque: how hard is it to just ignore someone?
Sparque: why do you let them get to you?
Sparque: why does it matter to you at all what they say?
This is the mad ravings of a man with syphilis or some kind of brain altering virus! He has also
demoted our glorious commander-and-chief PhantomZero, due to Smoothrich craving the insatiable urge of video game power and control.
As you can see from the above logs, in order to protect our opinions and those of Tears_of_Destiny who undoubtedly angered the tyrant to the point of tears, we must go to war in the defense of our freedoms and fight our own brothers.
Professor Milhouse BearIRL offered his opinions below..
Obviously Smoothrich interprets your fief as a Ventrilo he is not welcome in, therefore he must eliminate it, like the chocolate chip cookie's eliminated the Jews.
An insightful observation towards the climax of this war bear_irl, now for another look was have Doctor Crutchkov Zorato..
You need to keep the inactive LLJK members known as Zealot and damug on a leesh and make sure they don't anger our god Smoothrich.
Another very insightful comment, if I might offer my insight to the brilliant minds of bear and Zorato is that maybe this was brought on by my own mating call towards Smoothrich? Located
here.
Further homosexuality inducing chat logs incriminate the tyrant even further, than the furthest further can even fathom to be pushed this farther in terms of evidence of the further, take a look below comma.
Fat Baddie: Have we got a fucking problem Smoothrich?
Smoothrich: nah its cool bro i like playing games iwth you guys
Smoothrich: oh wait i went in there twice and got shit talked
Smoothrich: the entire time
Fat Baddie: I didn't say shit to you
Smoothrich: and even when im not there
Smoothrich: people shit talk me
Fat Baddie: I've never said shit about you.
Smoothrich: its basically a clan you are leading
Smoothrich: with members who go out of their way
Smoothrich: to shit talk me
Smoothrich: nonstop
Smoothrich: for months
Fat Baddie: I'm not leading anything.
Fat Baddie: Spark and I run shit back and forth between Buluban and Fisdnar
Fat Baddie: that is literally the extend of strat for us
Smoothrich: yah i was told the vent was a fun place to not have drama and trolling
Fat Baddie: You see some sort of grand conspiricy, it's just a couple of people who hang out in here who happen to not like you.
Smoothrich: and went in there and what a surprise
Smoothrich: zealot and damug just like before
Smoothrich: go off on me for no reason
Smoothrich: yeah and zealot is there 24/7 im sure
Smoothrich: work or not
Fat Baddie: Well I dunno what to tell you, do what I do when someone I don't care for comes in there
Smoothrich: like some kind of creep
Fat Baddie: Mute them
Fat Baddie: I literally had zero problem with you before you had to drag me into this
Smoothrich: id rather just not go in there at all anymore and well since star wars came out participation in this game died and your vent sniped half our members
Smoothrich: who dont even play games iwth us
Smoothrich: i wouldnt care so much
Fat Baddie: they cannot tollerate people in that other vent dude
Fat Baddie: er
Fat Baddie: ts
Fat Baddie: why would people hang out there?
Smoothrich: idc really
Fat Baddie: you seem to
Smoothrich: im just sick of zealot and damug being so awful, i stopped getting along with them
Fat Baddie: you seem to care enought to call me out with some fucking vague threats
Smoothrich: but they go out of their wayt o start shit on the crpg forums
Smoothrich: and in the servers
Smoothrich: making tehmselves get banned and then saying im abusive
Fat Baddie: i'm not seeing what this has to do with me
Smoothrich: they represent your whole vent to me
Smoothrich: really
Smoothrich: idk
Smoothrich: its your clan
Fat Baddie: what clan
Smoothrich: and your members go out of their way to shit on me nonstop
Fat Baddie: we are lljk
Smoothrich: its really disrespectful
Smoothrich: lol
Smoothrich: no we arent
Smoothrich: we have liek 5 teamspeaks
Smoothrich: no one plays crpg
Smoothrich: or strat
Fat Baddie: i had 3 battles set up today
Fat Baddie: all against fallen
Fat Baddie: simply because you said we were at war with thim
Fat Baddie: I killed the golden goose
Fat Baddie: to rep LLJK
Smoothrich: i have to admit you have been ok
Smoothrich: with relations
Fat Baddie: and you fucking make a scene on SA
Smoothrich: so i didnt want to attack fisdnar
Fat Baddie: saying that we're two clans
Smoothrich: but im getting sick of strat
Smoothrich: and zealot and damug
Smoothrich: just try to troll me nonstop
Fat Baddie: so what
Smoothrich: so im gonna attack fisdnar and wipe you out of strat
Smoothrich: lol
Smoothrich: sorry
Smoothrich: blame them
Smoothrich: not me
Fat Baddie: lol
Fat Baddie: nice
Fat Baddie: you sure showed us
Fat Baddie: or rather
Fat Baddie: me and spark
Fat Baddie: since literally no one else is active up here but us
Smoothrich: idk honestly its like fallen with tears
Smoothrich: instead of tears, you have zealot and damug
Smoothrich: ive been hearing for months that zealot just sits in there calling me a "two faced bundle of sticks" nonstop and etc
Fat Baddie: well you don't have to attack it
Smoothrich: and i went in there to be friendly and just got insulted repeatedly
Fat Baddie: put gildis in
Fat Baddie: I'll transfer ownship to him
Smoothrich: ive been hesitant to attack raelly
Fat Baddie: we'll pull out
Smoothrich: i didnt want to becuase you and sparque have been raesonable
Fat Baddie: and sell all the loot for cRPG gold or hats
Smoothrich: despite teh hardship[s
Smoothrich: of the clans
Fat Baddie: we haven't done shit, zealot isn't even in this town, and all damug does is make scythes
Smoothrich: but im just in complete grief mode
Smoothrich: with LLJK
Fat Baddie: your're being an infant and your making a huge mistake
Fat Baddie: that's fine tho
Smoothrich: do you not see how relentless shit talking
Smoothrich: and being told im not welcome in your vent
Fat Baddie: do what you want I literally only did any of this to help the clan. if you are the one and only face of the clan, and this is how you treat sparky and I, then fuck it and fuck you
Smoothrich: and all of that
Smoothrich: for months
Fat Baddie: you are a giant baby, if I go on TS I get shittalked constantly too
Smoothrich: with the clan not playing the game anymore
Smoothrich: gets to be pretty awful
Fat Baddie: you got trolled too hard, I get it. we didn't do shit, but you gotta show us what's up
Fat Baddie: that's fine, do your worst
Smoothrich: i thnk your gimmick is that your vent is free from rules and admins
Smoothrich: yeah well when the leader and only person with organizational interest in the entire clan goes there
Smoothrich: and gets shit on constantly
Smoothrich: with you basically encouraging that environment
Fat Baddie: yeah but smoothrich
Fat Baddie: you don't like damug or zealot
Smoothrich: that reflects poorly on you too
Smoothrich: dude i never had a problem
Fat Baddie: why would you want to go in there?
Smoothrich: to begin with
Smoothrich: thats the thing
Smoothrich: i made the USA thing to keep itnerest up
Smoothrich: in crpg
Smoothrich: and all they ddi was delete the channels or ban people and grief
Smoothrich: and i just told them to stop
Smoothrich: and it turned into them shit talking me nonstop
Smoothrich: i never had a problem with anyone really
Smoothrich: tahts what ive been saying the entire time
Fat Baddie: they don't like you, you don't like them, and they plus tromboner who never plays, papi who never plays, and a my brother are the only ones in there
Fat Baddie: so what does it matter?
Fat Baddie: you have to realise it doesn't matter
Fat Baddie: I go to TS for battles
Fat Baddie: just like everyone
Smoothrich: idk im getting told now im a sperglord who takes games too seriously
Smoothrich: this game
Fat Baddie: you are seriously
Fat Baddie: taking this game
Fat Baddie: too seriously
Fat Baddie: it's not fun like that
Smoothrich: i dont care about the game but i was sick of being trolled
Smoothrich: nonstop
Fat Baddie: i don't see how you are having fun
Smoothrich: by your member
Smoothrich: s
Fat Baddie: what members those are just my friends
Fat Baddie: haven't you ever known people, irl, who just can't get along with eachother
Fat Baddie: we are not a splinter LLJK
Fat Baddie: there is no wee
Fat Baddie: there is me and spark
Fat Baddie: running constant fish
Fat Baddie: from fisdnar
Fat Baddie: that's it
Fat Baddie: damug has moved from fief to fief, now he's running bandit out of here, before he was making scythes in Sumbuja
Fat Baddie: and Tromboner has to be reminded once a week to turn in his perch
Fat Baddie: that's it
Fat Baddie: there is no grand conspiricy against you champ, there is not a splinter fisdnar lljk
Smoothrich: i dont care about a grand conspiracy
Smoothrich: you just harbor bundle of stickss in your vent who try to make me look awful
Smoothrich: and i tried to be friendly with everyone but they made sure i couldnt be
Smoothrich: even when it ried talkign to them
Smoothrich: about what i ever did
Smoothrich: (cuz i dont know what i did)
Fat Baddie: i don't know either
Smoothrich: i just started being called a two faced bundle of sticks one day
Smoothrich: every day
Fat Baddie: until today I never had issue with you
Fat Baddie: but now I have issue with you
Fat Baddie: because you're caring about all this entirely too much and basically saying that I can't talk to who I want, I can't hang out with Zealot and Damug, I can't chat with people about things that don't have anything to do with you or cRPG, because you got trolled on the forums
Fat Baddie: read all that shit you just made me type
Fat Baddie: read it and think about it
Fat Baddie: i don't care about internet horses. it's a fun game, I like to help make LLJK look better, fight better
Fat Baddie: but you've got your ego involved or something.
Smoothrich: dude you can do whatever you want
Smoothrich: i dont care
Fat Baddie: yeah you do
Smoothrich: but you people are very hostile to me
Fat Baddie: what is you people
Smoothrich: your vent
Fat Baddie: until 20 mins ago I hadn't said 1 hostile word to you
Smoothrich: its a different clan
Fat Baddie: i don't agree with you
Fat Baddie: not at all
Smoothrich: you spend all your time with other people in a vent where if i go in i get ignored/insulted/whatever by two weird sperglords who have some problem with me
Smoothrich: lljk is dead
Fat Baddie: well that's fine
Fat Baddie: you can join chaos now
Smoothrich: so im gonna start by stomping out shit talking splinter cells of the faction
Smoothrich: then everyone else
Fat Baddie: lol
Fat Baddie: you're delusional
Fat Baddie: there's no splinter faction
Fat Baddie: there's me and spark
Fat Baddie: and you're succeeded in making yourself look like a huge jackass to us, who didn't do anything to you
Fat Baddie: spark and nilstryfe, loyal to LLJK, guilty of association with a guy who trolled you on an internet horses forum
This super serious mad man must be stopped, and
this is war!Also here is a paste bin for
first rage, and here is the
second, I can print a PDF off of each one and mail them to you for a service charge of $49.99, and of course those rates only apply to North Americans, sorry Europeans, unless you're willing to pay the shipping expenses. I can also frame it for an additional $119.99 on top of the original expense.
Thanks, and have a nice civil war!
Oh, and they also kicked out Kreczor for no good reason.