CRPG RAP BATTLE

[Bulzur]

Seriously, I hate rap, but that was awesome.

[justjr]

Seriously, you guys don't know rap, just gucci, lil wayne and drake. I would hate rap too.

I'm the hip hop hypotimus my rhymes are bottomless.

There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party!

[Lorenzo_of_Iberia]

'I'm not a large water dwelling mammal. Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve tell you that per chance?... Eugh... Steve '

[Overdriven]

Impressive 

[Tor!]

Haha great stuff

[karasu]

We could make it like in GTA, everytime you steal a ride the "radio" starts to play with songs like this in the playlist.

Yes, but for the love of god, Vice City radio playlist.

[Muunilinst]

lol

[Kafein]

Yes, but for the love of god, Vice City radio playlist.

They are all good starting from VC, but it is clear that Vice City got the fewest tracks that are actually bad, if ofc we forget about the latino radio.

[Classical]

I am not as good of a producer as they are but I am going to get to work on one upping at least myself with my comeback song.

Too bad your voice is like grinding my dick on a cheese grater with a stuffed up nose.

[Smoothrich]

Hey zealot you obnoxious bundle of sticks, I bet you've never created something that wasn't an HTML layout for a forum or a gay porn searchfinder in your life you unartistic cultureless sperg.  Go run some more communities into the ground while wondering why you've never had your dick sucked outside of your gay nightmares (or are they fantasies)

[Classical]

Hey zealot you obnoxious bundle of sticks, I bet you've never created something that wasn't an HTML layout for a forum or a gay porn searchfinder in your life you unartistic cultureless sperg.  Go run some more communities into the ground while wondering why you've never had your dick sucked outside of your gay nightmares (or are they fantasies)

Whoa, whoa Smooth! Don't get so upset, I don't want what little hair you have left to fall out.

(C) Goate

[Smoothrich]

^^   one of the creepiest guys I know, obsessively doxes people on the internet, stole money from teh server donations to cRPG's official servers for his own personal needs (i know espu tried to make this impossible, but zealot made sure he could anyways), looked up IRL information of chadz by spending hours going through his email accounts, has never contributed something funny or interesting to LLJK or the game except drunken bigoted rants and pubbie level griefing, is just a daddy's boy bundle of sticks who spends money for internet friends to love him because i don't think he's ever actually spent a night out at a bar in real life once

get out

[Tears of Destiny]

Hey zealot you obnoxious bundle of sticks, I bet you've never created something that wasn't an HTML layout for a forum or a gay porn searchfinder in your life you unartistic cultureless sperg.  Go run some more communities into the ground while wondering why you've never had your dick sucked outside of your gay nightmares (or are they fantasies)

What a swell authoritative figure. I like people who speak their minds.

[Goretooth]

^^   one of the creepiest guys I know, obsessively doxes people on the internet, stole money from teh server donations to cRPG's official servers for his own personal needs (i know espu tried to make this impossible, but zealot made sure he could anyways), looked up IRL information of chadz by spending hours going through his email accounts, has never contributed something funny or interesting to LLJK or the game except drunken bigoted rants and pubbie level griefing, is just a daddy's boy bundle of sticks who spends money for internet friends to love him because i don't think he's ever actually spent a night out at a bar in real life once

get out

spending time at bars in real life is gay.

[Classical]

^^   one of the creepiest guys I know, obsessively doxes people on the internet, stole money from teh server donations to cRPG's official servers for his own personal needs (i know espu tried to make this impossible, but zealot made sure he could anyways), looked up IRL information of chadz by spending hours going through his email accounts, has never contributed something funny or interesting to LLJK or the game except drunken bigoted rants and pubbie level griefing, is just a daddy's boy bundle of sticks who spends money for internet friends to love him because i don't think he's ever actually spent a night out at a bar in real life once

get out

Oh lord, now if I were some sort of "advanced literary sciences" student then maybe I could interrupt this as hitting the ole nerve, want to help me out here with some analysis Smoothy-pops?