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- German man ordering a salad with light dressing on the side
Really, though, it's just that German utilizes the whole mouth whereas English is almost entirely from the front -- that is, when I speak English I can feel almost every sound originate from the tip of the tongue and the lips. In German there's a lot more sound that comes from the middle/back of the tongue, which you typically only do in English if you are yelling.
That's my 30 second language analysis for the day.