How to stay calm during a (cRPG) gaming session?

[Arkonor]

Punch your flat mates until they stop complaining.

Would get you in jail and there is no internet there. So he is actually right. Plus even if you had internet in jail and you would punch your flatmates you probably get killed sooner then later. That would fix the problem as well!

[Lordark]

Choke your chicken

[Arkonor]

Choke your chicken

You might actually be on to something there.
He did say the problem was in other games as well.
So that points to a wider range of problems.

Hormonal imbalances are one likely candidate.

1. You started working out recently?
2. You have not had sex in a long time (long is what is longer then normal for you)?
3. Are you feeling like you are not in control of some elements in your life. Work, school whatever?
4. You recently started new medicine like beta-blockers?

Other less likely candidates

Cancer in the testicles.
Cancer in the brain.
You are going through sex transformation process.
Aids (just because they always put aids as a possible cause

[Huey Newton]

we flooded chat with the compliment game and crashed NA_1

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Im gay

[Gristle]

And no, I'm not drunk.

Well, there's your problem.

[farthammer]

Try combining the curse words you already know into fun and exciting new insults! You can even combine words that normally wouldn't be insulting on their own, just explore and see what works best!

[Froto_the_Loc]

Go into spectator and take a shower.

A nice hot shower makes EVERYTHING better.
Make it long too.

[Taser]

Grab a torch. Carry it proudly and bum rush the other team while yelling FREEEEEEEEEDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

[Vodner]

Play some other games for a couple of weeks. You'll come back refreshed, and the game will feel a lot less frustrating.

[Leshma]

I'm always calm.

[Thovex]

Go teamkill like mad batshit.

No seriously, music or TS both work for me, just never miss any of these.

[Moncho]

This:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbcctWbC8Q0

[Torben]

put on some music and rely on reflexes only,  building a distance between you and what is happening on the screen

if that doesnt work,  dont play for a few days. imo games can build quit an amount of stress in people.

[Gurnisson]

Christo, you may be experiencing the same as me. I was used to very little fps lags back in the days and didn't have 'strange deaths' but as my laptop have elded the amount of strange things happening have sky-highed, and not being used to that before, I felt frustrated. From what I recall, you have a pretty old machine yourself. I'm a calm guy myself and I don't care about dying to my own dumb decision, but I can't help but notice all those stupid things happening now that didn't happen before (teleporting, swings changing directions when releasing attacks, blocks not registering etc.).

Get a new computer

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