Dezi's Den of Duelling (Challenge an opponent, place a bet!)

[Fluffy_Muffin]

I withdraw my bet as i spent all the money now

[MrShine]

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I hereby challenge RipperX to a best out of 7 duel (standard 5 if he prefers) in order to defend my clanmate Life's e-honor.
I have no specific armor requests for RipperX - he can wear what he wants.
I have no specific weapon requests for RipperX - as long as it isn't crushthrough (boring fight) or ranged.

I plan on wearing my standard lordly armor which gives me 52 body armor, 52 leg armor, and 43 head armor, and a loomed german poleaxe or iron staff (haven't decided which yet). If RipperX does not find that agreeable (read: is a little girl about it) I can wear un-loomed gear.

In addition to placing a wager of 50k on myself, I wish to up the ante seeing that RipperX is a maker of videos.

IF I WIN, I demand that RipperX dedicates a video to my greatness, displaying in game footage of my feats. This video must exceed 2 minutes in length, and RipperX must at least once declare a) that I am better than he, b) that Life is better than he, c) That he wears women's pajamas.

IF I LOSE, I will allow myself to be subjected to humiliation in-game, provided that I do not break any game-rules by doing so.  I will also be willing to get onto teamspeak/ventrillo and allow myself to be recorded by RipperX to say whatever he would like me to say for the course of 1 minute.



As a new father and 9-5 job-holder my playtime is generally limited to late evenings (8-11 PM during the week, CST), more flexible on weekends. I look forward to hearing from RipperX in the near future...that is if he isn't a chicken.

[Bjord]

I challenge Thovex to best out of 10, I'm available almost any day during 1 PM to 6 PM. However tomorrow would be ideal!

(You thought I forgot? Time for me to rape all of that egocentric, narcisstic and pretentious pride of yours.)

Use whatever weapon you want, but no heirlooms. Decent terms, I'd say. Also please bet on Thovex so I can cash out nicely when I smash his skull open to piss in it.

I'm pretty rusty so there's still a chance I'll lose.

Also if you lose, you have to rename to Merciless_Thovex_Bitch_of_Bjord. I'll do vice versa if I lose. Just to make it more interesting.

u guise like Y/N?

[Thovex]

Sorry mah bitch, but I've stopped playing cRPG for atleast 3 weeks again, playing LoL & rounding up stuff for uni, so I'll be getting back into cRPG soon again. xx

[Bjord]

But you have it installed?

[Thovex]

Mount & Blade you mean? Yeah I have it installed.

[Bjord]

No, I meant Hello Kitty: The Alphabet.

So what's the problem? You can't go on the duel server for 20 minutes? Not really interested in your excuses so if you have the opportunity to face my challenge but not the will to, then just save me the time and decline the challenge. Nobody's going to think less of you. Not that it's possible.

No shit talk here, I just want to duel you. If that's your only reason then I'll save you the comment and just ignore you.

[Thovex]

No, I meant Hello Kitty: The Alphabet.

So what's the problem? You can't go on the duel server for 20 minutes? Not really interested in your excuses so if you have the opportunity to face my challenge but not the will to, then just save me the time and decline the challenge. Nobody's going to think less of you. Not that it's possible.

No shit talk here, I just want to duel you. If that's your only reason then I'll save you the comment and just ignore you.

To be honest, you did exactly the same thing to me when I was active, you couldn't go to the duel server for 20 minutes either, I'll have to be a bjord and I'm playing another game & I'm on the end of my school year so I'm finishing my projects - I'm totally not giving two fucks about warband so I'll see you when I'm done with LoL & Gw2 if the game encourages me enough to come back because it's as boring as it can be.

We can do it like you did, we'll accept when we have a proper time & date ready, otherwise no I'm not gonna bother right now tbh.

[Bjord]

Difference here is I didn't have time + I was not playing any games whatsoever. You obviously have both the time and opportunity since you're playing LoL, you're just being a little pussy. Now that I can play, unlike before which you were very well aware of, you're backing out. The fact that I came back to challenge you as soon as I had the opportunity to play should remove any doubt about my reasons for not being able duel earlier.

I just rather you be honest and decline it for proper reasons instead of trying to make up some transparent excuse. Here's your chance to show me that you're mature.

There shouldn't be a fucking problem anyway. Duel or no duel, simple.

[MrShine]

Oh, sorry, I thought this thread was for people to have fun challenging opponents and placing bets.

I didn't realize it was actually for people to super-seriously talk about how huge their dicks are and shit up the thread.

My bad.

[Thovex]

How is this a chance to prove the fact that I am mature already anyway?

Look, I've not been active for quite a long shot ever since you didn't accept the duel for then I've stopped playing cRPG, I have the opportunity to play but I'd rather just please myself and wait till I will be going back into the game, I hope you understand that.

So I'd rather not duel right now but some other time will be best when I start being active and you're active as well so we each have our fair shot as well and we no have to shout at eachother for broken duels.

So see you around maybe.

[Bjord]

Okay, Thovex. Even though I think there are better reasons, I'll accept them.

Some other time.

How about GTX? You available?

[Corwin]

Will someone accept this challenge? I need money to buy looms!!!

[Bjord]

Will someone accept this challenge? I need money to buy looms!!!

What challenge? Yours?

[Cicero]

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do your duty bjord.