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Re: My rant on all things cavalry condensed into a huge image
« Reply #45 on: January 24, 2012, 07:49:11 pm »
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Bitch please I can get twice that score naked with a torch and any NA players knows I jump on armored people with my torch.

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Re: My rant on all things cavalry condensed into a huge image
« Reply #46 on: January 24, 2012, 07:58:01 pm »
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Bitch please I can get twice that score naked with a torch and any NA players knows I jump on armored people with my torch.

Chinaserf is indeed one bigass delayer.
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Re: My rant on all things cavalry condensed into a huge image
« Reply #47 on: January 24, 2012, 08:06:18 pm »
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I am at Uni right now, later perhaps?
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Re: My rant on all things cavalry condensed into a huge image
« Reply #48 on: January 24, 2012, 08:47:23 pm »
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Personally, I see that kind of fake-peasant-eternal-blockers from a mile away. Not worth any of my time, just like the few actual peasants. The only difference being that I have at least some respect for the real ones, while fake peasants are basically attention whores on top of leechers. Talk about honor. You are exactly the type of guy that will hide in a hay all round long to get the valour without helping your team.

If there's no honor for cav, then there can't be any honor for any kind of ranged. And any kind of ninja, and any kind of backstabbing or outnumbering enemies to get cheap kills. In the end, the only honorfull move is dying, actually. And that's exactly what happens when you get valour. You die.

For one, I don't leech, I go out with the rest of my team and try to help (however minor).
Secondly, I never hide; in the rare occasions that I am the last alive I make sure I go directly into the enemy. I don't troll for valour.
Ranged infantry are so vulnerable. It is courageous to go into battle without a tin suit, and no proper melee weapon (as most archers have a spiked mace, hand axe, or hammer). Cavalry also ensures regularly that archers are kept down.
Ninjas and backstabbers are willing to go behind enemy lines risking not being able to escape, something cavalry doesn't have to worry about more often than not. Getting cheap kills on foot is still more honourable than getting cheap kills on horseback.

"Real peasants"
"Fake peasants"
What is the definition of peasant? Is it, "a new player?"
I've been called a fake peasant because I'm not new, and I've had all the opportunity to buy new equipment, but this is the way I see it: if you have a peasant's equipment (total value less than 500), then you're a peasant. When I came to cRPG, I had already played Warband online and single player for a very long time and I was fairly good at melee. So. Please expand on how to classify the 'fake' from the 'real' among peasants.
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Re: My rant on all things cavalry condensed into a huge image
« Reply #49 on: January 24, 2012, 09:02:39 pm »
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Kinch might be weird and a bit disturbed  :lol:, but he is in no way a leech. He actually fights... maybe you should try not judging people based on a single positive kd screenshot when you have NEVER played with them? Hell, I grab peasant gear and a staff every now and then for the luls. You should try it sometime, it's great fun.
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Re: My rant on all things cavalry condensed into a huge image
« Reply #50 on: January 24, 2012, 09:06:13 pm »
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OP's right we need to nerf cav.

The current horse models need to be replaced by a unicycle, and the cav player should have to play a "balancing" mini game while riding in order to stay mounted. That, or have it so that players' w-a-s-d keys get randomly switched around while on horseback, and/or their monitor has x% chance of turning off mid-game.
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Re: My rant on all things cavalry condensed into a huge image
« Reply #51 on: January 24, 2012, 09:14:54 pm »
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The rage is strong in this one.

I'm sorry but you need to grow some balls. If you can not handle cav, then you suck. As a cav, I feed of your anger. So please, continue.

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Re: My rant on all things cavalry condensed into a huge image
« Reply #52 on: January 24, 2012, 09:18:41 pm »
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He's making fun of people who whine about shit instead of learning some tactics.
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Re: My rant on all things cavalry condensed into a huge image
« Reply #53 on: January 24, 2012, 09:56:22 pm »
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The rage is strong in this one.

I'm sorry but you need to grow some balls. If you can not handle cav, then you suck. As a cav, I feed of your anger. So please, continue.

I've already had to post about this multiple times before on the thread . . . Please read the feedback of your peers and my responses before you post. This goes for this guy, as well:

He's making fun of people who whine about shit instead of learning some tactics.

I will put this all very easy to see, for future readers:

MY ABILITY TO FIGHT CAVALRY IS IRRELEVANT; I KNOW HOW TO FIGHT CAVALRY, THIS THREAD IS NOT ABOUT ME SUCKING, OR OF CAVALRY SUCKING, THIS THREAD IS ABOUT THE LACK OF VIRTUAL HONOR WHILE ON HORSEBACK. THE IMAGES IN THIS THREAD ARE BASED ON MY OWN EXPERIENCES AND THE EXPERIENCES OF OTHERS AS I HAVE OBSERVED.
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Re: My rant on all things cavalry condensed into a huge image
« Reply #54 on: January 24, 2012, 10:04:16 pm »
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Kerrigan does not feed on honour but on the pain he causes
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Re: My rant on all things cavalry condensed into a huge image
« Reply #55 on: January 24, 2012, 10:06:03 pm »
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Lol honour. Really? You expect to much.

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Re: My rant on all things cavalry condensed into a huge image
« Reply #56 on: January 24, 2012, 10:08:34 pm »
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Lol honour. Really? You expect to much.

I don't expect honor. Cavalry can't provide honor, so, don't give cavalry valor. Whole idea of the thread. I never said I expected honor.

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Re: My rant on all things cavalry condensed into a huge image
« Reply #57 on: January 24, 2012, 10:09:44 pm »
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I am at Uni right now, later perhaps?
Do it whenever you want, just would like to see you pull it off.

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Re: My rant on all things cavalry condensed into a huge image
« Reply #58 on: January 24, 2012, 10:10:41 pm »
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I don't expect honor. Cavalry can't provide honor, so, don't give cavalry valor. Whole idea of the thread. I never said I expected honor.

Why would you not give cavalry valour? There is 0 reason I can think of. The ones you already stated don't count.

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Re: My rant on all things cavalry condensed into a huge image
« Reply #59 on: January 24, 2012, 10:12:56 pm »
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I wasn't speaking to you specifically kinch.  But I will address your post, I don't believe in honor.  I don't cheat at video games, but when we are all in the game there is no honor.  My honor is towards my teammates and doing everything in my power to help us win the round (without cheating, without being dis-respecting people, and without exploiting game mechanics).  My honor is to the Gods of War. 

Honor is for the dead, because that's the only place it will take you, to the grave.  Enjoy your honor when you're clutching it in your grave.  I will honor your death by hearing the lamentations of your women. 
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