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My rant on all things cavalry condensed into a huge image
« on: January 24, 2012, 04:19:42 am »
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Re: My rant on all things cavalry condensed into a huge image
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2012, 04:28:14 am »
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Cav's not so bad...

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Re: My rant on all things cavalry condensed into a huge image
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2012, 04:32:22 am »
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You, Sir, are no artist.

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Re: My rant on all things cavalry condensed into a huge image
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2012, 04:39:16 am »
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Actually, only people spawning with horses should be able to get valour, for only those atop horses are of noble blood.

Filthy peasants trudging around in the mud have no concept of civility or chivalry.
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Re: My rant on all things cavalry condensed into a huge image
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2012, 04:40:05 am »
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Cav's not so bad...
Don't tell me there wasn't ever time when you just said, "fuck all cavalry."


You, Sir, are no artist.
LIKEWISE, as I am mentally retarded.

Actually, only people spawning with horses should be able to get valour, for only those atop horses are of noble blood.

Filthy peasants trudging around in the mud have no concept of civility or chivalry.
I am a peasant, with a blacksmith's apron, ankle boots, straw hat, and cudgel; I bought a Plated Charger and sold it because of repair costs for a Destrier. Filthy peasant with no valour, am I?
« Last Edit: January 24, 2012, 04:42:30 am by Jeric »

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Re: My rant on all things cavalry condensed into a huge image
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2012, 04:47:01 am »
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You, Sir, are no artist.

This.


Also, I disagree with at least half of the statements made.
"A leader is a dealer in hope."

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Re: My rant on all things cavalry condensed into a huge image
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2012, 04:48:57 am »
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Cavalry don't get valour much anyway, i'm pretty sure it's based on how close you are to kills or something like that because when i'm melee I get valour atleast 1/4 the rounds I lose even if i'm doing awful with 0 kills but as Cav i'm lucky if I get valour once a day when i'm doing really well.

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Re: My rant on all things cavalry condensed into a huge image
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2012, 04:52:49 am »
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This.


Also, I disagree with at least half of the statements made.

Can you be more specific?
On the first one, with killing the unsuspecting and god-awful, anyone who knows how to block can block cavalry. If you don't, you can jump out of the way, or if there is a couch. The only times I've been killed by cavalry is when I am facing the opposite direction, typing, or fighting someone else (I have a habit of watching my back with the view outfit thing, too).

On the second one, I have rarely seen a cavalry pass up on killing the weakest link over the biggest threat. Myself, I dress as a peasant with a cudgel, because I enjoy playing like that (it's funny). All too many times have I seen cavalry straight up charge through a pike or a crossbow bolt in the effort to stab me, which I could have blocked.

And the delayer one? We both know that more often than not it is the cavalry that makes up the game delayers, and among the cavalry it's the horse archers/crossbowmen.

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Re: My rant on all things cavalry condensed into a huge image
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2012, 04:55:26 am »
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Noob, I'll rape your face head-on and laugh at your pedestrian corpse, I go for high value targets, anything shiny, anything that has a bow, anything that is on a horse. Maybe that's the way you play cav, but you're a scrub.
And cavalry makes up the majority of delayers? What fucking game are you playing? The only cav that delay are HA and HXbow; Guess who delay the most? Archers and xbowmen. Do you see a connection? Fucking moron.
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Re: My rant on all things cavalry condensed into a huge image
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2012, 04:57:08 am »
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Thanks BADPLAYER for this image, which sums up my huge image pretty well. And, as an infantry, I almost never earn valour, but when I snag someone's horse, I get valour if I do well on it; and by "do well," I mean get one kill or more.

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Re: My rant on all things cavalry condensed into a huge image
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2012, 04:59:42 am »
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Re: My rant on all things cavalry condensed into a huge image
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2012, 05:00:50 am »
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Noob, I'll rape your face head-on and laugh at your pedestrian corpse, I go for high value targets, anything shiny, anything that has a bow, anything that is on a horse. Maybe that's the way you play cav, but you're a scrub. Incidentally what class do you play?
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Re: My rant on all things cavalry condensed into a huge image
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2012, 05:01:09 am »
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Cavalry and HA/HXbowmen are different. They're different classes entirely. Also, Cav hate HA/Hxbowmen.

I'm not too much in the mood to type a huge paragraph, but...

You generalized. Not ALL cav are assholes, or bad, nor do they ALL couch afks. Although, many do. I guess my point is that I am not a team-bumping, afk-couching, cav! Yay?
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Re: My rant on all things cavalry condensed into a huge image
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2012, 05:04:40 am »
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Lol so basically you're a massive leecher, playing with a club and peasant clothes, totally useless to your team? And the pic you choose to plaster in several different threads to show how awesome you are is a 7-5 score?
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