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Re: "THE DEV" aka "Poor Bob!" (A Satire On Nerfs)
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2012, 08:39:22 am »
U nerfed my WHAT?
No way! Whine about it!

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Re: "THE DEV" aka "Poor Bob!" (A Satire On Nerfs)
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2012, 09:17:55 am »
I still think the solution was to make it 2 slots.
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Re: "THE DEV" aka "Poor Bob!" (A Satire On Nerfs)
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2012, 10:09:57 am »
Nerfing is always the solution to every "issue".  Even when it was not an issue!  Huzzah to the Devs for their wisdom!

And you dare compare my comments to the whining, tearful crying, and fit throwing tantrums that all the babies do because they can't handle a game with variety?  I do not follow that shameless DD_BigBoi!  No!  My comments are, naturally, much more skilled than any of yours.  Just as those who cry for nerfs are so much more skilled than anyone else, my arguments excel and exceed yours.  Just accept it and do not ever, EVEH! compare my comments to whining!  Indeed, the very idea, trying to NERF and BALANCE my brilliant and expert commentary!

As for the declaration of "balance"... All the peons of cRpg stand in silent awe at its power.  But I do not tremble!  Your pontifications of "balance" are empty! Empty I say!

"Its done  now?"  It is over you say?  The Devs will never relent with their shameless, barbaric destruction of the game?  Is this all there is to cRpg?  You preach doom and discouragement.  I... I reach for hope.  Perhaps you do not see it.  It shines so faintly on the horizon.... but it must be there.  If you squint hard you just may see it.  Squint harder now.  See it yet?  (Grabs a bat.)  Soon, you shall see hope, and see things my way!  If I take the high and mighty road of irresistible logic!  (swings bat at your face)

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Re: "THE DEV" aka "Poor Bob!" (A Satire On Nerfs)
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2012, 10:16:38 am »
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Re: "THE DEV" aka "Poor Bob!" (A Satire On Nerfs)
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2012, 10:19:04 am »
The HIGHER POWERS have spoken.

My wisdom has been acknowledged.  I expect soon a nerfing of the nerfings.


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Re: "THE DEV" aka "Poor Bob!" (A Satire On Nerfs)
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2012, 11:18:05 am »
I am verily thankful for the talking bears reply.  It reminds me of a circus act I have once seen... very entertaining.  I encourage you all to see the rejoinder in the first post to his most humorous attempt at logic.  And remember to glance at Why is nerfing good for the game?.  I am sure you will find it interesting that the very #1 argument I have listed is what this rather smart player (for a bear) has used.


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Re: "THE DEV" aka "Poor Bob!" (A Satire On Nerfs)
« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2012, 11:32:10 am »
THIS JUST IN!  A_BEAR_IRL JUST FACED OFF WITH A 2H MACE WIELDER!  The result? 

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Re: "THE DEV" aka "Poor Bob!" (A Satire On Nerfs)
« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2012, 12:51:10 pm »
Mace was OP, deal with it.

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Re: "THE DEV" aka "Poor Bob!" (A Satire On Nerfs)
« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2012, 01:43:48 pm »
THIS JUST IN!  A_BEAR_IRL JUST FACED OFF WITH A 2H MACE WIELDER!  The result? 

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Re: "THE DEV" aka "Poor Bob!" (A Satire On Nerfs)
« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2012, 11:25:25 pm »
MMMmmmm.  Yes.  It seems I need to simplify my replies for these intellectually disabled responders.

Crying OP = Admitting you have no skillz bro.

Bear - If that was the best crying/tears picture I could come up with, I'd be ashamed.  Where'd u get that, Geico advertising?  And posting that uber poster not once, but twice... DUDE!  Incredible comeback!  Astounding reply!  Its sheer awesomeness makes me want to SCREAM!

JUST IN!!! MORE FOOTAGE ON a_bear_irl!!!  This is the actual footage of when that 2h mace user smacked him in the face!

BTW!  What could be better than a Dev's own admission that they nerf things insanely much?
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Re: "THE DEV MENACE" (A Satire On Nerfs).
« Reply #25 on: January 26, 2012, 02:44:04 am »
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Re: "THE DEV MENACE" (A Satire On Nerfs).
« Reply #26 on: January 26, 2012, 02:48:34 am »
U mad because the dev slightly nerfed one of the most inarguably OP weapons ? You don't sound biaised at all.

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Re: "THE DEV MENACE" (A Satire On Nerfs).
« Reply #27 on: January 26, 2012, 02:56:47 am »
@op: Seriously? I don't know even know what weapon you are talking about.

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Re: "THE DEV MENACE" (A Satire On Nerfs).
« Reply #28 on: January 26, 2012, 04:19:01 am »
After reading the Admin's response to the OP charge, I must chuckle in agreement.

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Re: "THE DEV MENACE" (A Satire On Nerfs).
« Reply #29 on: January 26, 2012, 05:13:04 am »
Seems like a fine weapon to me, but I never used it before tonight on an alt, so maybe it's a placebo case of not knowing what I'm missing. Anyhow, not sure what the fuss is about, had no troubles with it, only dying to my own mistakes as usual. A slight change doesn't really change the effectiveness of the weapon. Most of that is determined by the user. I have noticed, though, that less ranged units are using it as a back-up weapon for whatever reason, and I support more variety.
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