Azincourt:
He was my first character and I screwed up his archery build completely, so I retired him at level 27. He is now 10 again but will only be revived once I've deluded myself once again into thinking that I can aim.
Sir_Marblecake_the_Motorized:
The name was a result of my mate Motorsheep and me teaming up, his char being Sir_Motorsheep_the_Marbled.
Once I realized I sucked at archery I thought, why not make a cav character? Everyone says they're OP, so they might be fun for a noob like me. Well...
Turns out you must have at least some skill to steer a horse, or rather, realize that pikes + horsie = pain and suffering. After about a hundred thousand deaths this noble knight figured it out. He now knows that cav is still dangerous if there are horse archers around. A bitch to upkeep, but he's fun to break out every once in a while.
He uses a rouncey, polearms and dies a lot.
The_Little_Hobbit:
I was awed by Phyrex, so I asked him what his build was. He obliged, I copied him, and this is now my main. Often runs around wearing a Felt Hat and wielding a Nodachi (because I just can't get a hang of stabbing). He mostly wears a Sarranid Mail Shirt (because it makes him look buff) and a Vaegir War Helmet (to make him look more badass.) Why badass, you say? Well, because he has a boyish Hobbit face to make my enemies feel greater shame when they die by my sword...if I'm wearing the Felt Hat.
He also dies a lot.
The_Crushing_Hobbit:
Everything same as with the little one, except that he's a pure strength build and only wields a long maul. Because me and my buddy Butan wanted to see how much fun it actually is to crushthrough and knockdown. It is HUGE fun. Problem is, I die about 5 times for every kill. Still fun though.
Plumbers_Mario:
Yes. It's him! The plumber who throws fiery balls after eating a flower. Except that instead of eating one, he wears one as his coat of arms, and instead of fiery balls it is throwing axes. Created him with Motorsheep, who is my powerful brother Plumbers_Luigi. Our aim was to a) see how annoying throwing can be and b) whether it was any fun. It is HUGE fun.
Also, their faces are hilarious.
And they die a lot.
As you can probably tell, I haven't had the patience yet to reach 31 with any of my chars. Sigh. Well, one of these days.
See y'all on the battlefield!
Edit @ Korgoth below: because I felt awkward and reconsidered
So, um, let me qualify that statement: Korgoth, I admire you for the nonchalance of your killing skills.